Ash Loomis
Civilian
- Joined
- Jun 28, 2005
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“Good evening gentlemen,” the pudgy man says.
I see shocked face reflected in the pudgy man’s martini glass as he pours a hefty amount of alcohol into it. I can’t believe I didn’t recognize the little bastard right away.
‘Penguin…” I gasp under my breath.
“I trust everyone is feeling well enough, despite that little scrap we had with that alien…Union or something?”
“Unity…:” I hiss.
“Why thank you Mr. Kord! Unity! Well, to help put us at ease I’ve decided to start us off with a little treat.”
The Penguin winks at one of the three muscular bodyguards behind and they begin setting martini glasses before each of us. A second guard begins pouring wine into each of our glasses.
“It’s quite a pleasure to see you all here. I do hope you all have a taste for Château Mouton. It’s been aging quite a while.”
Good lord, that glass looks like it could be from the nineteenth century! No doubt, the little jerk’s trying to weasel his way into our good graces. My curiosity about what he has planned is the only thing that keeps me from leaping out of my seat and slapping the life out of him. Well, and that I have a secret identity to protect of course.
Excluding Bruce and I, everyone in the room looks at each other grinning. They slurp down the wine as if they were dogs and look over at Penguin. They appear to be far more relaxed now than they were when I entered. No doubt that this was Penguin’s plan. Get ‘em all tranquil and then hit them with whatever scheme he’s got up his expensive sleeves. I don’t drink. I just stare at my glass and fume as the Penguin lounges back into his seat.
“No rush boys, take your time,” he says. If there was anymore smugness in his voice I’d have to cover my ears just to bear it.
After a few moments the Penguin takes out a cigarette and its fancy holder. “Anyone mind if I have a bit of a smoke?”
“I do.” I say.
“Very well then.” He puts them away. “Now, is everyone all set to go?”
The men nod and a few mummers of “yes” are heard.
“Now, I’m aware that we all have a common problem. It seems that our financial system has taken a bit of a nose dive. To put it bluntly, you’re all on the verge of losing millions. But I have a better future in store for all those who desire it. I would like to buy portions of your businesses. I assure you that whatever financial difficulties that you may encounter could be averted by making this move.”
Another guard begins passing around cheques addressed to each of us from the Penguin (or Oswald Cobblepot as it is written on the papers.) My jaw nearly hits the table when I read the sum being offered to me. I look over at Bruce.
“Holy cow…” I say stunned.
I see shocked face reflected in the pudgy man’s martini glass as he pours a hefty amount of alcohol into it. I can’t believe I didn’t recognize the little bastard right away.
‘Penguin…” I gasp under my breath.
“I trust everyone is feeling well enough, despite that little scrap we had with that alien…Union or something?”
“Unity…:” I hiss.
“Why thank you Mr. Kord! Unity! Well, to help put us at ease I’ve decided to start us off with a little treat.”
The Penguin winks at one of the three muscular bodyguards behind and they begin setting martini glasses before each of us. A second guard begins pouring wine into each of our glasses.
“It’s quite a pleasure to see you all here. I do hope you all have a taste for Château Mouton. It’s been aging quite a while.”
Good lord, that glass looks like it could be from the nineteenth century! No doubt, the little jerk’s trying to weasel his way into our good graces. My curiosity about what he has planned is the only thing that keeps me from leaping out of my seat and slapping the life out of him. Well, and that I have a secret identity to protect of course.
Excluding Bruce and I, everyone in the room looks at each other grinning. They slurp down the wine as if they were dogs and look over at Penguin. They appear to be far more relaxed now than they were when I entered. No doubt that this was Penguin’s plan. Get ‘em all tranquil and then hit them with whatever scheme he’s got up his expensive sleeves. I don’t drink. I just stare at my glass and fume as the Penguin lounges back into his seat.
“No rush boys, take your time,” he says. If there was anymore smugness in his voice I’d have to cover my ears just to bear it.
After a few moments the Penguin takes out a cigarette and its fancy holder. “Anyone mind if I have a bit of a smoke?”
“I do.” I say.
“Very well then.” He puts them away. “Now, is everyone all set to go?”
The men nod and a few mummers of “yes” are heard.
“Now, I’m aware that we all have a common problem. It seems that our financial system has taken a bit of a nose dive. To put it bluntly, you’re all on the verge of losing millions. But I have a better future in store for all those who desire it. I would like to buy portions of your businesses. I assure you that whatever financial difficulties that you may encounter could be averted by making this move.”
Another guard begins passing around cheques addressed to each of us from the Penguin (or Oswald Cobblepot as it is written on the papers.) My jaw nearly hits the table when I read the sum being offered to me. I look over at Bruce.
“Holy cow…” I say stunned.