The 'World of Heroes: DC Style" RPG Season II

[TheCorpulent1]

"No, Northwind will stay behind to rule in my stead. You and I should be more than enough for these Injustice Society fools. Don't worry about the trip; just take my hand and hold on tightly, unless you wish to have your body splattered across the European continent. It makes no difference to me."

 

[MST3K 4ever]

Joker is still awestruck that his camera had failed to work on Superman. Before he could react, the alien shot a concentrated beam of heat vision at the hyenas, making them retreat, yelping.

"Better than a rolled-up newspaper."

Superman looks at Joker, who is about to jump out of the broken office window.

"Wait! Don't jump!" says Superman, thinking that Joker is about to kill himself.

Joker grins at Superman and turns towards him. "Sorry, Big Blue, but I sold my soul to rock 'n roll." With that, Joker plugs his nose and dives out the window, followed by his three pets. As he falls, his voice is heard fading away, "ACDC foreveeeeeeer!"

Superman struggles to his feet and holds his broken arm to his side. He floats to the window, about to fly down and try his best to catch Joker, when a giant blimp flies up to greet him. Joker is climbing up a ladder and into the blimp's doorway. He's smiling at Superman. "I'm just jerking your chain! I'm actually a KISS fan!"

Superman's eyes glowed red with anger and he began flying towards Joker in the blimp.

"If I were you, I'd be more concerned with treating the radiation poisoning from the dozens of people that I caught on film, rather than catching little 'ol me."

Joker saw Luthor flying at their position in an all-too-familiar looking battle suit.

"I'm sure Lexie can figure out a way to treat those poor innocent victims."

The blimp's rear unfolds to reveal a compact jet engine which fires up, rocketing Joker and his pets away.

OOC: Sorry for bunnying Supes like that, but we need to keep the story progressing, and I tried to bunny him within character.
Also, I gave both Lex and Superman the choice of going after me, or helping the people (something that would be good for both their public images). I'm sure you guys could catch up with my blimp if you wanted to, but not if you help the people first. Choices, eh?

Looking at the Joker Lex can feel his blood boil. One day clown...one day you'll get what's coming to you...paybacks are hell and I will dance on your grave.

Looking then at Superman Lex raises his wrist gauntlet and presses a button. He then says, "Security & Medical teams begin scouting the building for victims of the Joker and begin treating them a-s-a-p."

He lands and looks at Superman and says, "I have vauge flashes of hating you with a passion...and every part of me is screaming 'blast him to bits', but part of me can't really remember why I hate you so much. You did however try to stop the mindwipe along with Batman. For that I thank you and I think right now we should help these people." Lex begins flying through the Lexcorp towers searching for people to take to the infirmary.

 

[PFunk2]

OOC: Again it's no prob. Feel free. He's your character.

IC:-Flash-"hmm..."*innie, minnie, miney, moe, catch a tiger, by the--*
-Martian Manhunter-"You don't know do you?"
-Flash-"Of course I do...just a little fuzzy is all." *Damn mind readers*
*He puts his hands to his head, which usually means his doing his mind reading thing*
-Martian Manhunter-"...I'm picking up something..."*He finally points to his left*"Over there."
-Flash-"Alright, we got the objective, now all we need is th means."

"Think I got and idea where." John says as he taps his head. "Courtasy of the Manhunter himself." and on that note he fine tunes the warp-gate and says to the group.

"Okay. If this is right this should dump us in a unobserved area near the target. Giving us the advantage of surprise-I hope. So, step lively everyone." he says as he waits for them to go thru before he follows.

 

[rigel7soldiers]

While we were flying, I wished Hooty was a giant owl, and I could fly like that. No such luck here. It didn't even take very long before we were in Opal City. We discussed our plans, until we were ambushed. It was fast... but it came from the Sky...
Whatever it was picked me up by the arms, and took flight, threatening to drop me... more of them appeared, and I recognized them... all of them. Air-Wave, the Patriot, Phantom Lady. and the one holding me was the Black Condor. Sorrow's brainwashed the JSA reserves... that's what happened to them!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Black Adam ponders for a moment what kind of man he would be if he simply left Dr. Mid-Nite to Black Condor's whims and made his way back to Khandaq. Wouldn't he simply be what the JSA and the world at large already thought him to be? A villain. A terrorist. But no, he could not have that. For as brief a time as it was, the JSA had taken him in, treated him like family. And Black Adam knew that the one thing he could never do, beyond anything else, was betray family the way his own family had been betrayed so long ago. He owed Mid-Nite his word, at least, and his word had been that he would help him.

An instant later, he had pushed past Air-Wave and the Patriot and smashed his fist into Black Condor's head, causing the brainwashed reservist to lose his grip on Mid-Nite and go careening into a building. Black Adam grabs Mid-Nite in mid-fall and flies him down to the safety of the streets of Opal City.

 

[Savage]

"Think I got and idea where." John says as he taps his head. "Courtasy of the Manhunter himself." and on that note he fine tunes the warp-gate and says to the group.

"Okay. If this is right this should dump us in a unobserved area near the target. Giving us the advantage of surprise-I hope. So, step lively everyone." he says as he waits for them to go thru before he follows.

*We arrive in what appears to be a train station. Alot cleaner and newer than the other. Very metallic. Very new. It's like something taken out of a Star Wars movie. And of course behind us was the oval shaped train car Grodd must have used to go back and fourth from here to wherever.*

-Flash-"Okay, now remember, Grodd has his own freakin Justice League back there so confrontation is something we definately want to avoid."

-Martian Manhunter-"First we learn just what we're dealing with here. If what you say is true then they are identical to us in every way, including our powers."

-Green Lantern-"And that Grodd can make us useless just as easily."

-Flash-"Okay, so what's the plan."

-Martian Manhunter-"You brought us here."

-Flash-"Yeah, but I expected you guys to do most of the work."

*He gives me a look that makes me feel like a complete Jackass. I'm used to it though*

-Martian Manhunter-"...From what I can tell this place is dicievingly large. We'll cover more ground if we split up."

-Flash-"I hate it when you guys say that."

*So we each go off on our merry ways. John goes right, I go left, and J'onn goes up. I'm walking around this place for what feels like hours but is probably like 3 minutes knowing me when I come across this room. It was cold, dim, metallic, there were tubes and chemicals and all this scientific whatchamacallit. I half expected Vincent Price to walk in any minute. This place seriously creeped me out. What caught my attention the most were these tubes. There were 7 of em. It was too dark for me to make anything out so I tried to get a little closer. I bumped into something and panicked and knocked some tubes over.*

-Flash-"AAAAAIIIIIEEEE!!!!!" *I notice that it was only a glass of soda*"...oh...:ahem:right. I, uh, meant do that. It could have been poisonous...or...something...Ah hell, no-one's lookin."
*I turn around back to the tubes and and there are 7 tubes but only 6 people. God I wish the lights were on right now, I can barely make out anything. I try to call up J'onn.*
-Flash-"J'onn there's something I think you should see...J'onn?"
*All I get is static*
-Flash-"Hmm...That's odd."
*I turn around and for some reason there's a mirror where the door used to be.*
-Flash-"Hey there handsome."
*I throw a little finger wave over the shoulder at my reflection. So I'm a little conceited. Sue me... Something was odd about this though...I shouldn't be able to see my reflextion. It's too dark...Then the damn thing grins and flips me the bird. I really shouldn't be suprised by this but I am anyway and the only word to come out of my mouth was--*
-Flash-"S**t."*and I'm on my back in a completely different room.*

-RoboFlash-"I can't believe Grodd made such a big deal about you. You're not that fast at all. I've seen crippled kids react faster"
*What?!*
-Flash-"What?!"
*Nobody calls me slow! This cheap, made in Mexico, knockoff gets 3 hooks to the face and an uppercut to the stomach. Then I grab him by those stupid little bolts of his and knee him in the face. Hangin out with Batman you learn a thing or two. I try to flip him over on his back so I can break his arm but he reverses it into a slam of his own. I know what's coming next so I boot him in the face. I get up and tackle him into a filing cabinet, leaving a huge dent in it. This guy elbows me in the back of my head, then grabs one of my bolts and elbows me in the mouth. We trade blows for what was possibly 5 minutes but we were moving so fast that nobody would notice. I got a few scrapes and bruises but nuthin that'll keep me down. He does too but the difference is, I've spent alot of energy trying to take this guy down. I'm getting slower and he knows it. And it looks like he's only getting started. I'm laying next to a brick and instinct tells me one thing and one thing only. He comes closer and I pull a page out of the RoboSupe's book and kick him right in the nuts!*

-RoboFlash-"...Are you serious? Grodd said you were dumb but I didn't think you were that dumb!"
*Plan B! I bash him in the head and it's lights out. I didn't want to take any chances so I felt free to continue bashing it till I saw...just what the hell is this thing?*
*I'm ropped around the neck and pulled into a forearm with a metal band and it's lights out for me*

 

[batnkevlar]

*As Hal punches AMAZO, he rings in a signal to the Watchtower to broadcast*

~Sorry to annoy you guys, and I know he's all mine, but I need some backup to whoever can help me out. AMAZO wants me here, and I smell a trap...~

 

[SuperFerret]

Looking at the Joker Lex can feel his blood boil. One day clown...one day you'll get what's coming to you...paybacks are hell and I will dance on your grave.

Looking then at Superman Lex raises his wrist gauntlet and presses a button. He then says, "Security & Medical teams begin scouting the building for victims of the Joker and begin treating them a-s-a-p."

He lands and looks at Superman and says, "I have vauge flashes of hating you with a passion...and every part of me is screaming 'blast him to bits', but part of me can't really remember why I hate you so much. You did however try to stop the mindwipe along with Batman. For that I thank you and I think right now we should help these people." Lex begins flying through the Lexcorp towers searching for people to take to the infirmary.

"Agreed."

Superman followed Lex and helped him gather up the Luthor Zombies. Clark felt odd, not just because of these bald people, or because his arm was broken and hanging at an unnatural angle, but because Lex seemed to remember the animosity they had once held for one another, and still put the lives of innocents over his own agenda. Maybe he has changed.

OOC: Superman and Lex, a team? Whodathunkit? Also, Spike and MST3K, feel free to bunny Supes, as long as it's in character. My schedule has become hectic recently, and I can only post every so often.

 

[RoseRedStrauss]

[OOC]Ah yes I remember the Rival. I had Zoom copy him and carved out ZOC across the United States. Kinda got cut off cuz of Wonder Woman, so I just blew up Gateway City. [/OOC]

 

[Harlekin]

"It won't take long for Bats to find me." Deathstroke said to nobody in particular as he checked all of his weaponry and set them against the edge of the rooftop. The man he had killed, Lucius Fox, was one of Bruce Wayne's closest friends. A close friend of the Bat.

"It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it, huh?" He gave himself a grin as he checked the last of his guns, and started setting about the needed boobytraps. Batman would never take the stairs and the door to get up here, but you always had to be sure. Wayne Manor was east of here, the hospital a bit to the West. Most likely he would jump along from either of those two directions. A motion detector sitting in the centre spot, if the Bat could ever take him surprise. He was ready for anything.

 

[Karem-Knight]

Two face went over to Wayne Tech HQ, and into the reception area.



“Hello Sir, can I help you?”



“Is Mr. Wayne here?”



“Do you have an appointment?” the receptionist asked.



“No, but maybe I do”

Two Face flipped his decision .



“Looks like I have one.“



“Err Sir, I'll have to ask you to leave”



“No!”



“SECRUITY!!” shouted the woman.



Two corpses we’re thrown in.



“Some security. Now Let ME IN!”



“Room 12, on the top, he’s not in right now” she stated nervously.



“Okay, doesn’t matter!”

Two Face grabbed the womans building pass and took an elevator up to Bruce Waynes' office.



Two Face sat down on Bruce’s chair....


“Ah Gotham, Gotham….”

 

[Twitch]

I arrived at home a one room apartment.

I looked into the fridge and brought out a Sam Adams. I went over to the Lazy-Boy and sat down. I reached for the remote and turned on CNN.

"Let's see what the press is saying about Daddy."

"An unknown assiliant has claimed the life of Lucius Fox, vice president to Wayne Enterprises. GCPD are looking for leads, If any of you have important info for them, call 1-800-PRAY-FOR-GOTHAM."

"Looks like everyone is battling for attention from Gramps......perfect I can get some sleep."

 

[Supergirl]

They head back outside and Vic makes the announcement.
"Since Robin is preoccupied, and may not be able to make it for awhile, I've offered Kara a membership in the Titans. She accepted."

"Sweet! Congrats cuz! You rock. wish I could figure out all my powers..."

"Hmm, without Tim, we have even numbers now. I like this!"

"In light of that, how about a game of volleyball, on the beach, guys against girls."

"What Gar means is, 'You girls get into swimsuits, and I'll drool while pretending to play volleyball'"

"Aww come on, you make me sound bad!"

"Truth hurts huh? Anyway, you guys would be shorthanded, Bart's not here, remember? I'm going to go check on him"

"Oh yeah, Mia, Kara has a huge crush on our immature speedster."

"Hey, little boy blue, how bout you shut it? Or do you want me to talk to Diana about you having to pull up your pants when you left Cassie's room? Or I could tell Kal... either way you don't wanna mess with me."

"Aww, jeez thats sooo not cool..."

Before he had finished his sentence, Kara was on her way to the hospital.

To her astonishment, Bart was up and moving around impatiently when she flew through the window.

"Its about time. I'm ready to go home."

"The hell do you mean its about time? You've been here less than ten minutes! And when we brought you you were about to keel."

"Well, my metabolism kicked back in right after you and Kon left, and thats all I needed. They still won't let me leave if someone doesn't sign me out though... so do it... now... please?"

He's as impatient as ever. "And to think I was worried about you." She rolled her eyes.

"You were worried about me? Why? I thought you don't like me?"

"You're a good guy Bart, and an awesome friend. A little impatient, immature, and annnoying at times but what teenage boy isn't?" She winks at him, and he turns bright red.

"Well Batman-Junior isn't... but then again he IS Batman's protege." Bart puts his index fingers up to his ears mimicking Batman.
"I AM THE NIGHT!!!"

Kara busts out laughing and grabs Bart's hand, taking him to the receptionist.

"Where did you come from young lady? You didn't check in here..." She asks looking through her records.

"Oh, sorry I came in through the window..."

"What those aren't halloween costumes?!?!? You two are actually Supergirl and Kid Flash? My kids love you two, can I get autographs?"

"Sure thing!" At that Kara zips down to the souvenir shop and grabs a postcard with her, and another with Bart on it, and back to the receptionist in less than two seconds, leaving a five dollar bill on the counter. Then they sign the cards, and she signs Bart out.
The teens race back to the tower, and Kara lets Bart win by just a hare.

Don't wanna embaress the kid...

 

[Supergirl]

"Agreed."

Superman followed Lex and helped him gather up the Luthor Zombies. Clark felt odd, not just because of these bald people, or because his arm was broken and hanging at an unnatural angle, but because Lex seemed to remember the animosity they had once held for one another, and still put the lives of innocents over his own agenda. Maybe he has changed.

OOC: Superman and Lex, a team? Whodathunkit? Also, Spike and MST3K, feel free to bunny Supes, as long as it's in character. My schedule has become hectic recently, and I can only post every so often.

OOC: Superferret, what'd you think of my idea?

 

[PFunk2]

*We arrive in what appears to be a train station. Alot cleaner and newer than the other. Very metallic. Very new. It's like something taken out of a Star Wars movie. And of course behind us was the oval shaped train car Grodd must have used to go back and fourth from here to wherever.*

-Flash-"Okay, now remember, Grodd has his own freakin Justice League back there so confrontation is something we definately want to avoid."

-Martian Manhunter-"First we learn just what we're dealing with here. If what you say is true then they are identical to us in every way, including our powers."

"True." John interjects. "Though depending on which version he's basing these 'copies' on. Some of us have had 'changes' since then that might give us a edge."

-Flash-"Okay, so what's the plan."

-Martian Manhunter-"You brought us here."

-Flash-"Yeah, but I expected you guys to do most of the work."

*He gives me a look that makes me feel like a complete Jackass. I'm used to it though*

John just gives a painfull deadpan look to flash that would strip paint at this.

-Martian Manhunter-"...From what I can tell this place is dicievingly large. We'll cover more ground if we split up."

-Flash-"I hate it when you guys say that."

*So we each go off on our merry ways. John goes right, I go left, and J'onn goes up. I'm walking around this place for what feels like hours but is probably like 3 minutes knowing me when I come across this room. It was cold, dim, metallic, there were tubes and chemicals and all this scientific whatchamacallit. I half expected Vincent Price to walk in any minute. This place seriously creeped me out. What caught my attention the most were these tubes. There were 7 of em. It was too dark for me to make anything out so I tried to get a little closer. I bumped into something and panicked and knocked some tubes over.*

-Flash-"AAAAAIIIIIEEEE!!!!!" *I notice that it was only a glass of soda*"...oh...:ahem:right. I, uh, meant do that. It could have been poisonous...or...something...Ah hell, no-one's lookin."
*I turn around back to the tubes and and there are 7 tubes but only 6 people. God I wish the lights were on right now, I can barely make out anything. I try to call up J'onn.*
-Flash-"J'onn there's something I think you should see...J'onn?"
*All I get is static*
-Flash-"Hmm...That's odd."
*I turn around and for some reason there's a mirror where the door used to be.*
-Flash-"Hey there handsome."
*I throw a little finger wave over the shoulder at my reflection. So I'm a little conceited. Sue me... Something was odd about this though...I shouldn't be able to see my reflextion. It's too dark...Then the damn thing grins and flips me the bird. I really shouldn't be suprised by this but I am anyway and the only word to come out of my mouth was--*
-Flash-"S**t."*and I'm on my back in a completely different room.*

-RoboFlash-"I can't believe Grodd made such a big deal about you. You're not that fast at all. I've seen crippled kids react faster"
*What?!*
-Flash-"What?!"
*Nobody calls me slow! This cheap, made in Mexico, knockoff gets 3 hooks to the face and an uppercut to the stomach. Then I grab him by those stupid little bolts of his and knee him in the face. Hangin out with Batman you learn a thing or two. I try to flip him over on his back so I can break his arm but he reverses it into a slam of his own. I know what's coming next so I boot him in the face. I get up and tackle him into a filing cabinet, leaving a huge dent in it. This guy elbows me in the back of my head, then grabs one of my bolts and elbows me in the mouth. We trade blows for what was possibly 5 minutes but we were moving so fast that nobody would notice. I got a few scrapes and bruises but nuthin that'll keep me down. He does too but the difference is, I've spent alot of energy trying to take this guy down. I'm getting slower and he knows it. And it looks like he's only getting started. I'm laying next to a brick and instinct tells me one thing and one thing only. He comes closer and I pull a page out of the RoboSupe's book and kick him right in the nuts!*

-RoboFlash-"...Are you serious? Grodd said you were dumb but I didn't think you were that dumb!"
*Plan B! I bash him in the head and it's lights out. I didn't want to take any chances so I felt free to continue bashing it till I saw...just what the hell is this thing?*
*I'm ropped around the neck and pulled into a forearm with a metal band and it's lights out for me*

GL was about to deal with the robotic copy in front of him. "Defiantly based on my 'old' self." he thinks to himself. But then he recieve's Hal's call for help and responds. "Hal. John. Got your message and heading there now with Flash, Manhunter, and anyone else I can grab ASAP. Just try and hold on until then. John out." he ends.

Then he turns to his robotic copy. "I don't have time for you." And shoves it hard into the wall. Stunning him for a momment, he leaves. Quickly using that time to track and grab both Flash and Manhunter into a hastely generated emeral buble. Open up a micro warp gate to open sky above Grood's base. And quickly heads skyward towards the watchtower base.

"Sorry to cut the fight short guys. But more important things have come up." John speaks to the two hero's in a brisk, military-like voice. "Hal's gotten himself in a major tussle with AMAZO which he has called in for help from all of us JL members." he continues. "I'm sending a message to the watchtower's computers to call in all JL members and associates to meet me there to answers Hal's call. Let's hope that they answer it in time." John ends as the watchtower begins to come in sight.

OOC: I know I'm taking some liberties here I appologies and please correct me on it.

 

[Savage]

OOC: No prob. I was planning to finish up the Grodd thing right now but it can wait. Besides, should have more of a chance with the rest of the league there to help.

-Flash-"COME GET SOME! COME GET SOME!!! YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!"*I'm throwin punches till I look around and realize I'm back in the watchtower*"...HA! She got off lucky. Had her right where I wanted her....I'm gonna go get an aspirin and lay down for an hour or two."

-John Stewart-"We'll deal with Grodd later. Right now we have bigger fish to fry."

-Martian Manhunter-"Amazo's back and Hal needs our help."

-Flash-"Gah. My head hurts even more just thinkin about him. I'm gonna sit this one out guys. You guys join the party without me..."*I turn to walk to my room but remembered something.* "John...Thanks. If it weren't for you I'd be partyin with Barry and the big guy up there."
-John Stewart-"Nuthin I haven't done a million times already."
-Flash-"Yeah...I owe you one."
-John Stewart-"You owe me twenty."
*John and the Martian fly off to do their thing...I'm gonna go take a bear nap till I can figure out what to do with Magilla Grodd...Just what was that thing back there. It wasn't robotic, it wasn't human...It was a mix of both...Organs and circutry...Those things weren't just robots, they were genetically engineered clones. They were created to be superior to us. Grodd's really outdone himself now...Ribs hurt less, I can probably stop holding em now.*

-Hawk-"HEY YOU!"
*aw crud.*
-Hawk-"I've been lookin for you AAALLLLLL day man! Let's DO THIS!"
*He puts his hands up like he's ready to box...And I thought I was full of myself*
-Flash-"Not now Hawk."
-Hawk-"What do you mean 'not now'?! I've been waitin for this for a long time! No Dove to protect you now biznitch!"
-Flash-"Just where is your wife anyway?"
-Hawk-"Oh he's--I mean that's none of your-GAH! WE'RE NOT GAY!"
-Flash-"You just keep telling yourself that tinkerbell."
-Flash-"Ohohoho. I am SO going to ENJOY this! I'm gonna shove those pansy little bolts up your ASS!"
-Flash-*I put my hand on his shoulder* "Hey...It's okay.You can tell me. Really...The League is all about acceptance of all kinds."
-Hawk-"RRRAAAHHHH!!!"
*He pulls his hand back in a lame attempt to punch me. This meathead might as well be standing still at this point so I felt free to yawn, scratch myself, and casually walk behind him and kindly boot him in the ass. He lands face first, ass in the air. A position he's probably used to.*
-Flash-:talking loudly:"Woah, Hawk, I told you, I'm not that kinda guy! I'm flattered but keep that kind of thing to yourself!"
:To Vigilante: "Even guys can't get enough of me."
*I continue walking to my room for a well deserved rest I haven't had for a long time*

 

[Spike_x1]

Joker had just arrived back in his warehouse in Gotham City. His pets lay asleep in their pen, which was odd because one of their virtues was that they didn't need sleep as a result of their unusual means of creation.

For hours, Joker had been obsessed with figuring out why his camera hadn't worked on Superman. There had been no reason for its failure. The only conclusion he could come to was that the camera was fine, but it was actually Superman who had something wrong with him.

Joker had found pieces of flesh in his hyena's mouths that didn't match human DNA, meaning that they were from Superman when they had chewed on him. Joker had analyzed the samples ever since he had found them 4 hours ago. He was starting to feeling disoriented... well, more disoriented than usual. He even thought he was going to be sick when he finally found what he had been looking for under the microscope.

There were small purple particles latching onto DNA strands in Superman's flesh sample!

 

[Twitch]

OCC: Ooo I smell Parisite.......... yay!

 

[Spike_x1]

OOC: Hehehe... me am clever....

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Slade Wilson. Deathstroke the Terminator. One of the deadliest assassins in the world. It would be highly improbable to catch him off guard, but not impossible.

I found out his location, a mansion just a few miles away from the ruins of Wayne Manor, through investigating and interrigating someone (dangling from a rope just as a bullet train was approaching, just to spice things up a bit).

The east and west of the manor has the building's closest to the manor, so in a fit of inspiration, I take to the skys out of the south. I do this by using a Batglider, another weapon I kept in secret parts of Wayne factories' scattered across Gotham.

I fly out to the north, keeping the glider as fast as I could without being too noisy for Slade's sensitive sences to catch.

To his credit, he catches me just as I was tackling into him, puching him across the roof of the mansion.

It's usefullness used up, I remove the glider off of me and pull my cape back down, slushing down and hitting the ground, wrapping around me like a majestic cloak. The Batman has arrived in all of His regal, hellish glory. In an almost soft, baratone growl, I utter a single word.

"Slade."

 

[Spike_x1]

In a fit of excitement, Joker rushed to his television set where he had recorded all of the news features in Gotham and Metropolis ever since he had blown up the Injustice Society's headquarters. He had kept track of those who might want to kill him.
Joker found the tape of Superman's last battle with the Parasite. As the fight came to a close, Parasite crumbled into a cloud of dust and floated off into the wind.

"Hmp... it would seem that Supes' purple friend hadn't just faded into the wind. Perhaps some parts of the monstrosity were inhaled by Superman and absorbed into his body." Joker said to noone in particular. "That's why Big Blue looked like someone had peed in his coffee when we were partying! He'd been host to the remains of the Parasite for weeks!"

Joker looked at his hyenas, laying in their pen, all tuckered out. Then he remembered the fact that he was feeling quite ill himself. Now he knew why.

"I guess because my babies had samples of Superman's DNA in their mouths, they were probably victims to the Parasite's drain too. And me as well! I've had this stuff under a microscope for hours now. No wonder I've been feeling drained."

Then Joker giggled.

"I wonder what I can do with this stuff..."

 

[MST3K 4ever]

"Agreed."

Superman followed Lex and helped him gather up the Luthor Zombies. Clark felt odd, not just because of these bald people, or because his arm was broken and hanging at an unnatural angle, but because Lex seemed to remember the animosity they had once held for one another, and still put the lives of innocents over his own agenda. Maybe he has changed.

OOC: Superman and Lex, a team? Whodathunkit? Also, Spike and MST3K, feel free to bunny Supes, as long as it's in character. My schedule has become hectic recently, and I can only post every so often.

Lex and Superman began gathering people from all corners of Lexcorp. I know at times I can be devious and hateful but the Joker is out of my league

He looks at Superman and says, "You might need to get your arm checked out...thank you for helping these people. I may not be able to keep my emotions or hatered against you in check, and I may not fully understand it. But for now I want us to work together for the sake of these people. No one deserves the fate that the Joker has given these people."

With that Lex began flying more people to the infirmary.

 

[Harlekin]

"Batman."

Deathstroke the Terminator stands up, smiling at the caped crusader standing before him. He draws his sword, and remembers. He is stronger, he is faster, but the Bat is unpredictable.

Out of nowhere, Slade grabs his gun and bullets fly through the air, aimed at all of Batman's vital spots, heart, brain and stomach, and unleashes another three bullets directed at the right, left, with one bullet aimed above the Bat.

"Dodge."

 

[RoseRedStrauss]

[OOC]Darkseid post. --" I can't get on with my storyline if you don't do anythign. Or I'll just bunny you or something[/OOC]

 

[marvelisawesome]

do i just say who i am?