6 year old Nancy Loomis had been convinced for quite some time now that there was a monster in her closet. When the light was out, she was terrified that the closet door would slowly creak open, and a pair of glowing red eyes would emerge out of the darkness. Then some dark, unimaginable beast would lurk out of that dark void, slowly crawling towards her. Nancy would want to scream, but her pleas for help would choke and die in her throat. Inside she would be screaming for her Mommy and her Daddy to come and help her but outside she'd be silently mouthing "No no no..." and there would be nothing she could do and the monster would take her away forever and she would never see Mommy and Daddy again!
But tonight, she wasn't frightened. There was a monster in her room. But he wasn't in the closet. He was sitting on the edge of her bed.
"Shhhhh....." said The Joker.
"Are you a clown?" asked Nancy.
"Well, you could say that," chuckled The Joker, "I'm here to make you laugh."
Nancy giggled.
"You see, Nancy," continued The Joker, "We're going to play a little joke on your Daddy."
"What kind of joke?" Nancy asked inquisitively.
The Joker smiled, taking a tiny little bottle out of his poclet.
"Have a drink of this and you'll find out..."
***
Stan Loomis was a popular celebrity in Gotham City. He presented a late night talk show, but was better known for his extensive charity work. Every year, he figureheaded a charity event designed to raise money to help children in need all over the world - from impoverished children in Africa to kids in Gotham who had been orphaned.
On this night, he had been at a Charity Ball with his wife, Gloria. They arrived home later than they'd planned, and found the babysitter sleeping on the sofa in the living room.
"Gloria, tell Sonia she can go home now," said Stan, "I'm going to go upstairs and check on Nancy."
Nancy was Stan's pride and joy, the most important thing in his life. His charity work for children stemmed from his own status as a father. Every night, he always had to say goodnight to little Nancy, even if she was already asleep. but when he opened her bedroom door on this night, his whole world came crashing down around him.
Nancy was dead. Her face contorted into a ghastly, horrifying grin. A small but lethal dose of Joker Venom. The Joker was long gone by this time. He left the same way he got in - through the bedroom window. The Joker loved the irony of a man famous for saving children being unable to save his own. But this irony didn't dawn on Stan Loomis.
He was too busy screaming.