Flash-"You forget you that whole conversations is what."
*As if there isn't enough going on with my life...Midnite's sad attempt at smalll talk doesn't help*
Flash-"Don't worry about Hal. We get this sort of "end of the world" deal on a weekly basis. We consider it a slow week when we DON'T get some kind of message of imminent doom."
*We enter Hal's room in the imfermary...hmm. Still sleeping."
Flash-"False alarm. Let's go."
Elongated-Man-"Har har. You know full well we should be taking this seriously."
Flash-"Look, maybe it was an air vent or something."
Elongated-Man-"The air vent prophesized the end of the universe."
Flash-"It can happen."
Elongated-Man-"...That's dumb even for you Flash."
Flash-"Well I can't help it if it seems the whole world is out to get me. Grodd kidnaps me, I'm repeatedly hit in the nuts, I have a gay robot clone, along with the rest of the league for that matter, my wife was frickin MURDERED by ZOOM of all people while I was out in space fighting some robot, Black Adam is planning some kind of WAR, and to top it all off, THE UNIVERSE IS COMING TO AN END!!! SO EXCUSE ME, IF I'M A
LIIIIIITLE BIT OF AN A$$#OLE TODAY!!!

"
*Caught up yet? Good.*
Elongated-Man"....."
Flash-"

......Let's go to J'onn about this."