The 'World of Heroes: DC Style" RPG Season II

[PFunk2]

OOC: Can we hold off a bit there John? I've worked for weeks with Twy on the current safari. Possibly just check out the WayneTech facility and file it away for future reference. When I make the noise that will necessitate your involvement, you'll hear it loud and clear. It's gonna be a biggie.

OOC: Okay. I can do that.

 

[Spike_x1]

The Joker casually strolled into the lobby of LexCorp, taking snapshots of the whole scene. Trailing behind him were four gigantic hyenas, though they resembled bears moreso than they did hyenas. They were each bigger than Joker himself and joyfully chewed on any of the bystanders who weren't caught on Joker's film.

Joker was about to step into the elevator that led to Lex's office floor. He crammed into the compartment with three of the four hyenas and told the last one to stay in the lobby to keep watch.

*****Moments later*****

"Excuse me. I'm looking for Mr. Luthor," Joker said to Lex's secretary as he approached her desk. "However, I'm afraid that I don't have an appointment."

Candice was too scared to even let out a scream as Joker took her picture.

Moments later, the intercom in Lex's office buzzed. Luthor answered in a tone that was had a no-nonsense quality to it, "Yes?"
The secretary's response was delightful. "Blah Blah Blah! I'm Lex Luthor! I dress in fancy Italian clothes and eat food with French names!"

Suddenly a staggeringly huge animal charged and brought down Luthor's large office doors. Joker and the two other hyenas joined the first one. Together they walked up to Lex's large desk. Joker sat down in the guest's chair and motioned with his camera for Lex to sit down in his chair.

"What do you want?" Lex asked with a growl, not intimidated by the monstrous animals at Joker's side.

Joker grinned and replied, "Well Q-ball, I've come to help the public understand what they've got coming to them. You see, I'm going to make them see things through your eyes. Make the American people realize that they're electing a lunatic to run their asylum."

 

[Twitch]

OCC:The pic is so damm sweet

 

[Spike_x1]

OOC: Yeah, Joker's one creepy SOB.

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Batman's urgent voice roars in my ears and I start with shock. After quickly following his instructions, I reply fear sinking in, "What's happened?!"

"The Manor and the Cave's destroyed. Tim put explosives there, injured Alfred."

"I can't man. Grodd's got my powers on the fritz somehow. I came here to see if you could help me and to warn you about some bad buisness that were about to go down and maybe get a little sowing job done on the old suit here but I see I'm already too late here. Isn't there like some kind of Bat-jallopy we can us to get him there quick?"

"No, Flash. He destroyed EVERYTHING."

 

[Spike_x1]

OOC: About Lex and Joker... this seems like a job for Superman, doesn't it?

 

[MST3K 4ever]

The Joker casually strolled into the lobby of LexCorp, taking snapshots of the whole scene. Trailing behind him were four gigantic hyenas, though they resembled bears moreso than they did hyenas. They were each bigger than Joker himself and joyfully chewed on any of the bystanders who weren't caught on Joker's film.

Joker was about to step into the elevator that led to Lex's office floor. He crammed into the compartment with three of the four hyenas and told the last one to stay in the lobby to keep watch.

*****Moments later*****

"Excuse me. I'm looking for Mr. Luthor," Joker said to Lex's secretary as he approached her desk. "However, I'm afraid that I don't have an appointment."

Candice was too scared to even let out a scream as Joker took her picture.

Moments later, the intercom in Lex's office buzzed. Luthor answered in a tone that was had a no-nonsense quality to it, "Yes?"
The secretary's response was delightful. "Blah Blah Blah! I'm Lex Luthor! I dress in fancy Italian clothes and eat food with French names!"

Suddenly a staggeringly huge animal charged and brought down Luthor's large office doors. Joker and the two other hyenas joined the first one. Together they walked up to Lex's large desk. Joker sat down in the guest's chair and motioned with his camera for Lex to sit down in his chair.

"What do you want?" Lex asked with a growl, not intimidated by the monstrous animals at Joker's side.

Joker grinned and replied, "Well Q-ball, I've come to help the public understand what they've got coming to them. You see, I'm going to make them see things through your eyes. Make the American people realize that they're electing a lunatic to run their asylum."

Lex calmly stated, "For your information I am the politcal flavor of the month at this time. that could change within a matter of weeks, and Ross may get re-elected. Why the hell don't you go bug Batman? I am certain that he would welcome your visit far more than me." Okay Jordan time for you to earn your paycheck.

 

[Spike_x1]

OOC: I'm gonna wait for SuperFerret to show. I got plans... MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Savage]

"No, Flash. He destroyed EVERYTHING."

-Flash-"Wonderful. And I thought I was the only one having a bad day. This is a helluva time for a coincidence...Waitaminute, is that Oracle you're talking to? Your comm link still works?! What the hell are you waiting for man? We can teleport jeeves to the watchtower!"

-Batman-"..."

-Flash-"Paramedics won't be here in time. The guy's served you since you were in diapers. This is no time to be a tightass about this. We have to get him to the watchtower. His life's in danger!"

OOC: Am I allowed to at least give other characters small responses like that?

 

[SuperFerret]

OOC: Sorry I'm late. School's been hectic and my birthday's coming up, and I'm losing my mind.

Superman used his highly sensitive senses to locate the Joker immediately, his powers boosted to his normal levels by the adrenaline provided by his anger towards the clown. Changing his course, Superman found himself flying through the large windows in Lex Luthor's office, reminding himself of the fight with Parasite where they did just that.

"Joker. I'd tell you to stop this madness, but the only way for you to do that is to stop breathing."

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

-Flash-"Wonderful. And I thought I was the only one having a bad day. This is a helluva time for a coincidence...Waitaminute, is that Oracle you're talking to? Your comm link still works?! What the hell are you waiting for man? We can teleport jeeves to the watchtower!"

-Batman-"..."

-Flash-"Paramedics won't be here in time. The guy's served you since you were in diapers. This is no time to be a tightass about this. We have to get him to the watchtower. His life's in danger!"

OOC: Am I allowed to at least give other characters small responses like that?

OOC: 'Tis cool. Just as long as it's nothing too big or too out of character.

IC:

Usually, I would give Flash a glare or something among those lines for talking down to me like that, but right now I don't care about my respect or anything, just to make sure Alfred doesn't die on me. I press on the link and call on the Watchtower.

"Watchtower, transport signal now! NOW!!"

In seconds myself and Alfred's molecules are unhinged, blasted into outer space, and rearranged in the Watchtower. I pick Alfred up and dash to the Medical Bay, plug him into the IV, and do my best to put the bones back in place and stitch up the wounds, but I'm no Alfred, Alfred's the one I'm trying to save.

After ten minutes I've done all that I can. I know there's more that needs to be done, but I just don't know.

I hate that feeling.

In a fit of enlightenment, I turn on my comm, walk to the teleportation room, and page to Leslie. After frequent needs of communication to each other when we were there, someone, I think it was Barbra, got the bright idea on giving Leslie a comm, risky, but it works.

"Hello?"

"Leslie, I'm transporting you to the JL Watchtower, just so you know." In a second I lock her signal in and she appears in the room.

"Alright...NOW I've expierenced everything," she comments, "now what's going on?"

"Alfred's been hurt, this was the fastest way to give him medical attention." I walk back to the Medical Room, with Leslie at my heels.

"Hurt? Why didn't you take him to my clinic? Treat him at the Cave?"

"Everything's destroyed." Her widened eyes express her emotion.

"How?"

"...Tim. I can't explain right now." We arrive at the medical room and she checks him over. "I did as much as I could, but I'm not as good as you, I needed your help."

"Alright, just please wait outside, I'll tell you when I've done a complete look over."

I do so and I just hope and prey that he isn't too hurt. I don't want to bury any more of my family...

 

[PFunk2]

John head out to Gotham city, arriving just about nightfall. Their he lands on the highest building and with his powers beams an animated green batsignel onto the sky.

"That should get his attention" he thinks and waits for the bat to meet him.

 

[Savage]

*I'm teleported back to the Watchtower along with Bats who rushs Alfred to the medical room.*
-Flash-"Good luck man."
*Guy's is in too much of a hurry to even say anything back...Can't blame him*
-Flash-"hmm.:\...Now...Where's Jonn? He'll know what to do about this.*I walk over towards these two...dinguses. Whoever they are.* Can I use your comm link? *He's not using it so I just take it* Thanks."
-Hawk-"HEY!"
-Flash-"Quiet noob."
-Hawk-I oughta punch your head CLEAN OFF MAN!
-Flash-"Try me fruitcake.*My eyes light up. Nice to know Grodd reduced me to a nightlight*"
*The other wondertwin does the smart thing and holds back meathead here*
-Dove-"He's not worth it man. Let's just go"
*Then they do what's probably the smartest thing they've done all day: They leave. But not before the big one got the final say."
-Hawk-"You're walkin on thin ice bud. Mouth off to me like that again and I'll rip it off!"
-Flash-" *He's not worth my time. I call up Jonny on the comm link aaand* Can you hear me now?!"
-Martian Manhunter-"...and I was just beginning to enjoy the quiet."
-Flash-"Where are ya man. I need a lil help. You see I've kind of had the switch turned off on my powers and I was wondering if I can get a diagnosis from my favorite martian."
-Martian Manhunter-"....."
-Flash-"...sorry"
-Martian Manhunter-"...Meet me in the lab."

OOC: Is anyone playing MM right now? Last I checked he was being played by PRIEST but I haven't seen anything about him or his character around.

 

[PFunk2]

While John's waiting for batman to respond to his signel he recieves a call for him on the JL line. "John here." he answers.

-Flash-" *He's not worth my time. I call up Jonny on the comm link aaand* Can you hear me now?!"
-Martian Manhunter-"...and I was just beginning to enjoy the quiet."
-Flash-"Where are ya man. I need a lil help. You see I've kind of had the switch turned off on my powers and I was wondering if I can get a diagnosis from my favorite martian."
-Martian Manhunter-"....."
-Flash-"...sorry"
-Martian Manhunter-"...Meet me in the lab.".

"Same old Flash" John thinks to himself with a chuckle while hearing all the 'chatter' in the background. "I'll be right up speedy." and with that John launches himself in the air and heads towards space. A few minutes later he arrives and enters the new watchtower where he makes his way to the speedster.

"Okay Sparky. I'm here. What's up besides you trying to annoy our favorite Martian." he says with a slight smile on his fact.

 

[Savage]

-Flash-"My powers seem to be nearly stripped away for some reason and I came to see if the big guy could help me figure out what's wrong. All I can do is this cheap halloween trick.*I show him my glowing eyes* Neat party trick really but does me no good with the whole saving the world thing ya know what I mean? Anyway, seeing as our residential genius is busy with his butler, I figured I'd come to JJ for a diagnosis. I feel like a tard moving this slow...No offense."

 

[Phantasm]

IC:Babs Gordon

Bruce hasn't contacted me for a long while. I shift restlessly in my chair and observe the fire department trying to preserve the Manor from getting swallowed by the wallowing orange crimson of flames.

The very image of Tim disgusts me...I've never hated anyone in my life, not even the Joker...now...I hate Tim for what he's done to Alfred...to Bruce...

HOW could he?!

WHY would he?

I massage my temples with my hand all the while keying in instructions to track Batman. He was in the Watch tower.Oh God! I hope Alfred's alright...

Bruce must be a mess...and even Dick wasn't here...

I contemplate beaming myself up to the tower.Haven't gone there in a long time...It isn't exactly the most ego boosting place to be when you are in a wheel chair and everyone else walks around with impossibly perfect bodies...

But I HAVE to know...if Alfred's alright...and save Bruce from himself.

I type in the command to the main frame of the watch tower, "Johnn, Oracle here, transport me up there will you?"

There is light and the next thing I know, I materialize in the Lobby of the JL Watch Tower.

 

[PFunk2]

-Flash-"My powers seem to be nearly stripped away for some reason and I came to see if the big guy could help me figure out what's wrong. All I can do is this cheap halloween trick.*I show him my glowing eyes* Neat party trick really but does me no good with the whole saving the world thing ya know what I mean? Anyway, seeing as our residential genius is busy with his butler, I figured I'd come to JJ for a diagnosis. I feel like a tard moving this slow...No offense."

"I see" John answers Flash putting his hand up to his chin. "Well you're not the only one with glowing eyes it you haven't noticed." he adds. "But I can use my powers to do a detailed scan of you to see if I can lsolate the problem if you wish." he raises a now glowing hand "Though personally I you eating habits are finially catching up to you." he ends with a mirthful smirk.

 

[Amazo14]

*Hal streaks out of the Watchtower heqading to OA*

~Oracle, ever thought about setting up shop in the Watchtower? AMAZO's back, and I'm sent to clean him up. I need someone looking after the goods...~

~Scanning... FOUND. Ex-Green Lantern of 2814 approaching. Rendezvous halfway? Affirmative.~

"Time to meet an old friend."

 

[FrantikMagik]

*Darkseid motions for Desaad.*

"I need to make a call. Get me the one known as Zoom..."

 

[Savage]

"I see" John answers Flash putting his hand up to his chin. "Well you're not the only one with glowing eyes it you haven't noticed." he adds. "But I can use my powers to do a detailed scan of you to see if I can lsolate the problem if you wish." he raises a now glowing hand "Though personally I you eating habits are finially catching up to you." he ends with a mirthful smirk.

-Flash-*I just stand there as I'm given what's possibly the weirdest check up I've ever had*"So what's the problem man? Grodd inject me with something? Oh crap. I almost forgot. Bruce's house burning down must have just put me into shock or something. Grodd's plannin to kill all of us."

-John-"...so?"

-Flash-"No man, this time it's different. He's actually put that big brain of his to good use. Never underestimate a monkey with a british accent man. This guy built these freakin robots of us. Now I know that this kind of thing dates back decades. In fact I'm pretty sure it's part of some supervillain handbook. But these things are perfect clones of us in every way possible...Well, almost perfect. Robo-Flash's a little fruity but that's not the point. The point is he managed to get me and he could easily get you guys too."

-John-"Someone fool the Flash? Well we're in serious trouble now aren't we?"

-Flash-"Shut up, this is serious. You get an emergency call, be extremely careful. Even Superman can't be trusted. I know. He punched me in the nuts the hillbilly bastard...You done here? Think I'm getting radiation poisoning.".

 

[Spike_x1]

OOC: Sorry I'm late. School's been hectic and my birthday's coming up, and I'm losing my mind.

Superman used his highly sensitive senses to locate the Joker immediately, his powers boosted to his normal levels by the adrenaline provided by his anger towards the clown. Changing his course, Superman found himself flying through the large windows in Lex Luthor's office, reminding himself of the fight with Parasite where they did just that.

"Joker. I'd tell you to stop this madness, but the only way for you to do that is to stop breathing."

"OooOoohh... look's like the whole gang's here! Who wants to get naked and play some global thermonuclear Scrabble?" Joker takes a closer look at Superman and notices that he is pale and appears somewhat ill. "My my, Superman. Feeling a little under the weather, are we? What happened? Just filed your tax return?" Without a second thought, Joker brought his index and middle finger to his mouth and whistled for his hyenas. "Boys, would you please serve the man in long underwear a cease-and-desist living order please?"

The three hyenas charged at Superman, throwing themselves ontop of him, slamming Superman down into the floor. As they began chewing and biting at the kryptonian, Joker merely giggled and Lex stood awestruck. Luthor managed to gasp the words "You hurt the alien with hyenas?"

"Makes you really believe in the miracles of chemically engineered gene manipulation and radioactively treated mutation, doesn't it?"

 

[batnkevlar]

-Flash-*I just stand there as I'm given what's possibly the weirdest check up I've ever had*"So what's the problem man? Grodd inject me with something? Oh crap. I almost forgot. Bruce's house burning down must have just put me into shock or something. Grodd's plannin to kill all of us."
-John-"...so?"
-Flash-"No man, this time it's different. He's actually put that big brain of his to good use. Never underestimate a monkey with a british accent man. This guy built these freakin robots of us. Now I know that this kind of thing dates back decades. In fact I'm pretty sure it's part of some supervillain handbook. But these things are perfect clones of us in every way possible...Well, almost perfect. Robo-Flash's a little fruity but that's not the point. The point is he managed to get me and he could easily get you guys too."
-John-"Someone fool the Flash? Well we're in serious trouble now aren't we?"
-Flash-"Shut up, this is serious. You get an emergency call, be extremely careful. Even Superman can't be trusted. I know. He punched me in the nuts the hillbilly bastard...You done here? Think I'm getting radiation poisoning.".

OOC: The only problem I have (2 actually) are these... you need to put more spacing in your text... it's kinda hard to read... AND the fatc that you can't keep up whole conversations with John Stewart without PFunk's permission... that's it... I'm just trying to help...

 

[Savage]

OOC: The only problem I have (2 actually) are these... you need to put more spacing in your text... it's kinda hard to read... AND the fatc that you can't keep up whole conversations with John Stewart without PFunk's permission... that's it... I'm just trying to help...

OOC: Alright man thanks. Figured I'd just throw in small quips to make things run more smoothly since it looked odd without him saying anything.

 

[batnkevlar]

OOC: Oh, I know... I'm just saying... if you give a mouse a cookie and all that... I just don't want it getting outta hand...

 

[RoseRedStrauss]

"Well, since Bruce Wayne is Batman, I guess I'd better check his home. Maybe I'll find something on Robin."

*Hunter Zolomon disappeared and arrived at Wayne Manor. Upon seeing the remains he silently curses, losing of his important links in killing the boy blunder.*

"What the hell happened."

A voice behind him answers, "My master can answer that!"

*The figure grabs Hunter's shoulder and they both disappear.*

*Zolomon wakes up and sees the figure that grabbed him.*