Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say

[Predator Farmer]

I'm never willn't my littel button that can nuke the world. WEAR ON EARTH IS IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Predator Farmer]

Now to dance for the death of FF *cue daunching music Dr doom is daning like a little girl*

 

[spiderwyze]

"Boris! Do not interrupt Doom while he is dumpster diving!"

 

[Franklin Richards]

I prefer Mountain Dew.

 

[Franklin Richards]

Doom plans on being Ash for Halloween.

HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!!!

 

[Oniwago 18]

STATION!!

If you don't get this joke, ... I'm sorry, ...you need a humor transplant.

 

[MutantCircus]

"Pretty please?"

 

[spiderwyze]

STATION!!

If you don't get this joke, ... I'm sorry, ...you need a humor transplant.

"Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey", right?

 

[MutantCircus]

"Don't my new drapes look fabulous with my doilies?"

 

[Oniwago 18]

"Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey", right?

Yeh. Although, now that I think about it, Doom could say it, just not in the same way Keanu Reeves does.

 

[Saph]

Gotta catch 'em all! Pokemon!

 

[Predator Farmer]

I'm a lumberjack and i O.K

 

[Predator Farmer]

I not bevlie it

 

[Lord Valumart]

AHH!!!! i tell you it's a good thing Doom is wearing this arommr, it would have been all over the fl...OH!!! it's starting too drift now, JEZUS!!!that stinks, Richards get me out of hear, for old times sakes!

 

[Lord Valumart]

love me!!!!

 

[Crowley9]

"Where's the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth Shattering Kaboom!"

 

[Lord Valumart]

i will kill you all!!!! when i can get Borris to get me some WD40

 

[Franklin Richards]

<muffled> Oil Can <muffled>

 

[VICTORVONDOOMX]

"Shop smart; shop S-Mart!"
or
"Excuse me, Richards, may I borrow Susan for a tick?" ( From the screenplay!-ugh)

 

[Lord Valumart]

Help Doom can't swim!!

time is mearly an illusion, unless it's when your cooking pie

ahh, life is good, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT SHEEP!!!

I am more evil than all! *lies down on couch with beer and ladies*

Doom, who be this Doom? I am Shardina, the balet danceing person from Solviet Russia.

 

[Predator Farmer]

Will i will tell you a story *cue the 16 ton weight*

 

[Lord Valumart]

Reed: DO YOU EXPECT ME TO TALK?

Doom: NO MR RICHARDS, I EXPECT YOU TO DIE! *cue Mr Bond*

i like pie

what could be better than killing that acurced Reed Richards? I know, watching every episode of Pokemon back to back for 3 weeks without sleep, now that's a revenge plan!

 

[Zev]

"Ah yes, this is me as a young man. Notice the cape, it forms into a semblance of my modern-day mask."

 

[akut401]

"ok, whos the jokester that stole my anal lube?"

 

[MutantCircus]

"So... Ben, what are you doing tonight???"