Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say

[HerosOnFilm]

"Doom needs Immodium, now!! And a fresh codpiece...."

 

[Lord Valumart]

"doom is confuddled by these instructions!!! doom cannot find slot FG to insert pole 45Z!!!! DAMN YOU IKEA!!!!"

 

[celldog]

"Oh No!! I'm gonna be late for church!!"

 

[HerosOnFilm]

"The hell with my mother!"

 

[gerbstat]

 

[The Geek Vault]

Doom thinks it is time for a diaper change... BOOORRRRIIIISSSS

 

[Caliber]

Doom: Boris go and cut down a tree with this herring.

 

[Malus]

"One for Pirates of the Carribean."

 

[gerbstat]

 

[Caliber]

Doom: I didn't like superman returns, it just seemed too much like superman to me.

 

[Malus]

"Tell Doom: Is there something in Doom's teeth?"

 

[Franklin Richards]

Why do birds suddenly appear?
Everytime Doom is near?
Just like me.
They long to be...
close to Doom.

 

[Malus]

"Boris, have we got any of those little Vienna sausages?"

 

[Lord Valumart]

BORIS!!!! is it argos, argoses or argii??

 

[Caliber]

Doom: Whats up with robots today? And airplane food?

 

[HerosOnFilm]

"Why am I sleeping in my armor?"

 

[Franklin Richards]

"Hit me again, Richards! And this time put some stank on it."

 

[HerosOnFilm]

To the UN: " Doom is against nuclear testing in Iran...it's the Latverian Monarch's job to destroy the world!!"

 

[Caliber]

Doom talking to George Bush," I like your kind of thinking"

 

[Lord Valumart]

it's my birthday

 

[Caliber]

Doom likes big butts.

 

[HerosOnFilm]

"Boris, Kevin Smith has done it again with Clerks 2! That Randall just slays me!!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

Dr. Doom: "I love my dead gay son!"

 

[Lord Valumart]

"doom has invested his hard earned money in microwaveable pasta....now to watch the stocks you up and up!"

"hey reed, whats the happy haps?"

"ah...time for some toon disney....OMG!OMG!OMG! TEEN ANGEL!!!"

 

[HerosOnFilm]

"Pffffffftttthhhhhtttewwwww!! You monks can make one hell of a suit of armor, but your tea tastes like #%@&!!"