Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say

[fifthfiend]

"Better out than in, am I right?"

 

[Iron_Stark]

I haven't gone through the whole 18 pages so forgive me if it's been posted, but he's never say

"Marco.... Polo" or "Lets all go for a spin"

Damn you Tim Story and Fox for ruining Doom!

 

[Anubis]

"how dare you interrupt doom whilst he chokes the smurf?!?!"

He wouldn't say that cuz he's got a built in crotch messager in his armor.

 

[bored]

"My parents are DEEEEEEAAAAAAAADDDDDD!"

 

[Kitsune]

"Kiss my shinny metal @$$"

 

[Hans]

"how dare you interrupt doom whilst he chokes the smurf?!?!"

He wouldn't say that cuz he's got a built in crotch messager in his armor.

What's a "messager"?

 

[The Question]

"My parents are DEEEEEEAAAAAAAADDDDDD!"

Actually, he really would say that. He may be an arrogant, power hungry, manipulative son of a ***** with a very bad case of the white man's burden, but he's also a massive mamma's boy.

 

[DreamtheSandman]

Reed:I never should have sided with Tony! I think...I think Sue is leaving me(sob!)

Doom:There, there, Richards. There are many fish in the sea.

Reed: You're not going to revel in my misery? Taunt me for my short comings? Imply that I'm somehow less of a man than you?

Doom: No, Richards. Doom to knows all too well the pangs of one's lady love leaving him for abolishing basic human rights and freedoms...

Reed: Well, thank you, Victor. Your compassion is appreciated, if not surprising. I guess time is the only thing that will heal these wounds...

Doom: Doom knows of another way.

Reed: What do you mean-

Doom: Are you thinking what Doom is thinking!?

Reed: ...

Doom:MAKEOVER!

Makeover, makeover, makeover, makeover, makeover, makeover MAKEOVER!! Cha-cha-cha!





(Go watch Clone High)

 

[Vanguard07]

I havent taken this armor off since the 60's.... I cant for the life of me remember what my d*** looks like.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

''I can see Russia from my house."

''Doom is heartbroken. Doom must rent Pretty Woman and eat Ben and Jerry's all night."

 

[The Navigator]

"Doom aims to misbehave."

 

[WallCrawl]

"Doom requires waffles. Doom requires waffles, forthwith!"

 

[Oddzball]

I've been a lucky guy!

 

[bored]

"Curses! Doom has once again forgotten Pringles! Oh, blast it all, I shall not suffer another trip to Hy-Vee this week!"

 

[RootBeerMaster]

You Know that Hulk Fella is such a nice guy, I like how he redecorates my appartment.

 

[Kitsune]

Get in the Kitchen and get DOOM some Pie!!!

 

[The Navigator]

"Doom thinks it's time for some democratic elections in Latveria."

 

[Jennifer Walters]

''Doom needs a booty call. Doom shall call over the She-Hulk. No, how about Emma Frost? Doom demand to know if Emma Frost is still available. What? She's dating who? Doom shall kill Cyclops!"

 

[CaptainClown]

I don't know.

 

[Brian Braddock]

Doom brakes for fat chicks.

 

[KangConquers]

He would never imply T'Challa was a lesser man than him because of skin color.

 

[Franklin Richards]

There's no need to fear, Dr. Doom is here.

When criminals in this world appear,
And break the laws that they should fear,
And frighten all who see or hear,
The cry goes up both far and near for
Dr. Doom,
Dr. Doom,
Dr. Doom,
Dr. Doom,

Speed of lightning, roar of thunder,
Fighting all who rob or plunder
Dr. Doom, Dr. Doom.

When in this world the headlines read
Of those who's hearts are filled with greed
And rob and steal from those in need.
To right this wrong with blinding speed goes
Dr. Doom,
Dr. Doom
Dr. Doom,
Dr. Doom.

Speed of lightning, roar of thunder,
Fighting all who rob or plunder
Dr. Doom, Dr. Doom.

 

[Kitsune]

And that is why Doom uses Armor All

 

[OwlBoy]

DOOM enjoys Designing Women

 

[TheCorpulent1]

He would never imply T'Challa was a lesser man than him because of skin color.

He'd imply T'Challa's a lesser man than he is because all are inferior to Doom.