Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say

[Kitsune]

Doom would like to thank MTV for Pimping his armor.

 

[3dman27]

There's no need to fear, Dr. Doom is here.

When criminals in this world appear,
And break the laws that they should fear,
And frighten all who see or hear,
The cry goes up both far and near for
Dr. Doom,
Dr. Doom,
Dr. Doom,
Dr. Doom,

Speed of lightning, roar of thunder,
Fighting all who rob or plunder
Dr. Doom, Dr. Doom.

When in this world the headlines read
Of those who's hearts are filled with greed
And rob and steal from those in need.
To right this wrong with blinding speed goes
Dr. Doom,
Dr. Doom
Dr. Doom,
Dr. Doom.

Speed of lightning, roar of thunder,
Fighting all who rob or plunder
Dr. Doom, Dr. Doom.

that crash you just heard was UNDERDOG arriving to have a few words with you aboutthat post

 

[Brian Braddock]

Who is this Darth Vader fellow?

Get me the name of his tailor.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

"Oooh, Doom's head is still throbbing after all those appletinis last night. Note to Doom: clone new liver."

 

[Kitsune]

Doom did not eat the Salmon Mouse

 

[KangConquers]

He'd imply T'Challa's a lesser man than he is because all are inferior to Doom.

Exactly.

 

[Franklin Richards]

"Master."

 

[3dman27]

"Master."

RIGHT vicious vic wouldn't call hisMARTIAL ARTS INSTRUCTOR"master much less anybody else

 

[The Question]

"Oooh, Doom's head is still throbbing after all those appletinis last night. Note to Doom: clone new liver."

"Richards, huge news. I pulled some strings and got the parking spot right behind yours. Bumper buddies!!!"

 

[SuperFerret]

Doom can haz cheezburger?

 

[Brian Braddock]

I love Tim Story.

 

[Ugfugly]

When no one was looking, Doom took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

" could you put some suntan lotion on my back Reed?"
haha

 

[SuperFerret]

When no one was looking, Doom took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

Bah, Doom would take 400 cakes. That's ten times as many as four tens. And ten times as terrible.

AND, he'd do it in full view of everyone.

 

[SpideyForPrez]

"Well Matt Lauer what most people don't know is that Reed Richards is a man I deeply respect and admire I just disagree with him strongly on a few subjects."

 

[The Question]

"No, no, I totally understand, c'mon...you did what you had to do. You went with your gut, Reed's a great scientist....I do have three questions, though: Why do you hate me when I show nothing but love, who's going to tell my mom, and what the HELL am I supposed to do with 10,000 VICTOR VON DOOM HEAD OF ASTROPHYSICS DEPARTMENT BUSINESS CARDS?!?!?!!!!"

 

[SpideyForPrez]

"You know... maybe this thing Osborne has planned is gonna work out. Props Norm, let me know what I can do for you."

 

[TheCorpulent1]

"Doom has always maintained that this is merely a long tunic, but Doom can live a lie no longer... Doom likes to wear skirts and all manner of other frilly, pretty things!"

 

[Captain Useless]

"Excuse me"

 

[Vanguard07]

I cant believe it's not butter.... In fact, CHEF! report to the dungeon and have yourself whipped for LYING TO DOOM!!

 

[SuperFerret]

"For the last time, no, Doom is not a proctologist!"

 

[fifthfiend]

Doom cannot believe they removed Sasha from Project Runway, when Andrea's designs were clearly inferior! HEIDI KLUM! You shall know the VENGEANCE of DOOM!

 

[SuperFerret]

Doom cannot believe they removed Sasha from Project Runway, when Andrea's designs were clearly inferior! HEIDI KLUM! You shall know the VENGEANCE of DOOM!

Bonus points for rhyming Doom with Klum.

 

[ZeroCorpse]

"I have farted in your spaghetti, and I will now insist that you eat Every. Last. Bite."

 

[SuperFerret]

Truly evil, Zero, truly evil.


"Nooo! Doom is allergic to peanuts!"