This damn robin outside my house

[terry78]

This has been going on for a full week now. It'll be about 8pm at night, and his little ass is outside with that shrill chirp they have, which he'll do for about a good hour. Then at about 3 or 4am like clockwork, still pitch black outside mind you, he starts up again, right outside my goddamn window. I don't know how it wakes me up every time, yet it does, and it's loud because there's no one else, human or animal alike, awake outside at this point. I am going to find some type of Dennis the Menace type slingshot and cap this ***** as soon as I can get a bead on him.

 

[Drakon]

Buy an airhorn. When he tweets, blow the **** out of it. He'll move.

 

[AndThePickles]

You should have adopted that kitten.

 

[Kane52630]

hey leave it alone, its probably just twittering


lol

 

[Drizzle]

What Drakon said.

 

[Mr.Webs]

?

 

[Warhammer]

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That son of a b****.

 

[Kane52630]

?

 

[Mr.Webs]

?

Much better.

 

[The Lizard]

Yeah, I have the same problem with cardinals from time to time. One will perch on a branch outside my window early in the morning and let out those loud squeaky chirps. Usually I'll put up with it for about 15-20 minutes, but if it still goes on beyond that, I get out of bed, open up the window and yell at it.

 

[DOG LIPS]

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That son of a b****.

 

[TNC9852002]

?

 

[Drizzle]

?

 

[Go Web Go!]

?

 

[Victarion]

Eat it then kill it.

 

[knowsbleed]

 

[Immortalfire]

 

[KALEL114]

[YT]HyJUavm9zl0[/YT]

 

[The Lizard]

 

[Metamorpho1977]

This has been going on for a full week now. It'll be about 8pm at night, and his little ass is outside with that shrill chirp they have, which he'll do for about a good hour. Then at about 3 or 4am like clockwork, still pitch black outside mind you, he starts up again, right outside my goddamn window. I don't know how it wakes me up every time, yet it does, and it's loud because there's no one else, human or animal alike, awake outside at this point. I am going to find some type of Dennis the Menace type slingshot and cap this ***** as soon as I can get a bead on him.

They fry up real good.

 

[terry78]

[YT]OPL7T8IcuI4[/YT]


I need this to happen.

 

[kane9321]

Kill it with fire

 

[zahanbil]

Beat it to death with a crowbar.