Thor caption thread

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  1. Panthro Team Language

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    THOR: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
    IRON MAN: "I have to stop letting you watch Pulp Fiction."

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    SIF: "So tell me Thor, is that a hammer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
    THOR: "Little bit of both, actually."
     
  2. kedrell Fork&SpoonOperator

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    THOR [thinking]: "Hmmm, all that jelly and no toast."
     
  3. Hotwire Dealin' W/ Demons

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    It was then Thor realized that his very hug had banished him to, "The Friend Zone."
     
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    :hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

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    THOR: "Dang it, lost my gum in there."
     
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    THOR: "Blasphemous fiend! How dare you deny the brilliance of Walt Simonson?! Walt Simonson is my Frank Miller and I want you to f***ing acknowledge it!"
    HULK: "Ow! All Hulk said was that Hulk was enjoying J. Michael Stracyznski run more!"
     
  7. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Simonson is a legend on the Thor mythos, Hulk. Live with it.
     
  8. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    AMORA: Why is it you always appear to be more naked then me in this book?
    THOR: Do not ask me to understand comic book artists, my love.
     
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    THOR: "Don't even think of doing the Margot Kidder 'Can you read my mind' voice over from that first Superman movie!"
    MR. FANTASTIC: "What? I was thinking of U2's 'Still Haven't Found What I'm Lookin' For'."
    THOR: "Oh. Well, that's acceptable."
     
  10. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    SIF: This doesn´t feel real...
    THOR: And frankly, neither do THESE, my love...
     
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    THOR: Thor movie's sucess must not be endangered. Prepare to die.

    IRON MAN: Aw, snap...
     
  12. Venom'sDad Enter The Sym

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    Toruun: Oh daddy, the big green one really tickled my fancy... I felt so gitty inside.
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    Thor: YOU DARE STEAL MY LITTLE GIRL'S VIRTUE!!!

    Hulk: Chill man... I just tickled her toes.
     
  13. Panthro Team Language

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    Hehehehehehe, good one proto.

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    AMORA: "Oh yes... this gonna be so good..."

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    AMORA: "Gee, that was, um, kinda quick."

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    THOR: "What the f*** are you implying?!?!?!"
     
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    Bwahahahahaha

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    THE THING: "Hey easy rider, where ya goin'?"
    THOR: "Nowhere in particular."
    THE THING: "Man I wish I was you."
    THOR: "Well hang in there."

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    THOR: "Verily Sif, there art invaders battering down the gates. Should we not make haste to dispatch those villains?"
    SIF: "Nah, let's just stand here & look cool for the photographers."
    THOR: "But verily Sif-"
    SIF: "You can either screw me right now or go fight the invaders, its your choice."
    THOR: "Hmm... I suppose the invaders can wait for a bit."

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    THOR: "Verily my love, I am constantly mistaking you for Xena Warrior Princess and Wonder Woman."
    SIF: "...."

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    BALDER THE BRAVE: "Remember kids, two swords are better than one."

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    THOR: "Mjolnir - when you absolutely positively got to kill every mother-f***er in the room, accept no substitutes."
     
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    THOR: "Her ass belongs to me do you hear?! Ms. Marvel's ass belongs to the God of Thunder!"
     
  16. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Love the Xena and Mjolnir ones!
     
  17. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    THOR: That´s no hammer, THAT´S a hammer!!
     
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    THOR: "Can you drive stick?"
     
  19. Spider-ManHero12 Web-Slinger

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    Lol, nice one, ultimatefan! :woot::up:
     
  20. Panthro Team Language

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    Thanks UF. Love the hammer & drive stick ones.


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    AMORA [thinking]: "Oh yes, at long last, an extended night of unbridled passion..."
    THOR [thinking]: "I hope I can finish this up in the next 5 minutes, it's All You Can Eat Night at Tony Stark's House of Ribs."
     
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    SIF: "Thor! You sacrificed yourself to save Asgard & The Nine Worlds! Well, i guess this makes us even for all those times you got drunk & threw up in my garden."

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    SIF: "Hmm, needs new batteries."

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    SIF: "Hi, he broke, can I get a new one?"

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    SIF: "Hmm, if Thor's gonna be dead, looks like I'm out of work. I guess I should go job hunting, maybe Spider-Man needs a new love interest after that 'One More Day' thing."

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    SIF: "And the Hell of it is he still owed me $20..."

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    SIF: "Damn you cruel fate! We were gonna do it tonight!"
     
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    Sif: "Oh wow!! A life-size Antonio Banderas blow-up love doll!!"
     
  23. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Thanks, SMH12!

    Great stuff all around, Panthro!
     
  24. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    SiIF: The only way this scene could get more embarrassing and emasculating is if we were standing on a rainb... Oh, crap.
     
  25. Panthro Team Language

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    Hehehehehehehehe

    And thanks!

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    MR. FANTASTIC: "Dinner will be ready in a few minutes guys. Just insert the frozen Thor into the nuclear cooker, set for 5 minutes and your ready to eat!"
    INVISIBLE WOMAN: "Ooh..."
    HUMAN TORCH: "Ah..."
    THE THING: "Delicious."

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    MR. FANTASTIC: "Oh, they've encased him in carbonite! He should be quite well protected; if he survived the freezing process that is."

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    MR. FANTASTIC: "At last, we've captured He-Man! Now the secrets of Grayskull will be ours! For the benefit of man-kind of course."
    HUMAN TORCH: "Um, Reed, I'm pretty sure this isn't He-Man."

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    MR. FANTASTIC: "Do you realize what an opportunity we have here Johnny? Alive, we can auction him off to the highest bidder! Dead, we'll sell god of thunder stew to the army!"
    HUMAN TORCH: "..."

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    HULK: "Hulk gonna break you Bane style!"

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    HULK: "Thor suffer from shrinkage?"
    THOR: "Verily..."
    HULK: "That's okay, Hulk suffers from shrinkage too."

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    THOR: "I feel safe with you Hulk, you have a strong yet gentle touch."

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    AMORA: "Oh Thor, I've been such a bad girl lately... punish me Thor, punish this bad girl, punish me with your big mighty war-hammer..."
    THOR: "Not tonight Amora, I have a headache."
     
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