Thor caption thread

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

ODIN: You doubt my power? Very well, all of you get tickets to see Avatar in 3-D tonight!
CROWD:Praise the mighty Odin!

 

[kedrell]

Sif: "I know that we are owned by Disney now, but that doesn't mean you need to wear Mickey's pants. "

 

[Panthro]

ODIN: You doubt my power? Very well, all of you get tickets to see Avatar in 3-D tonight!
CROWD:Praise the mighty Odin!

I liked yours too ked.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and cool stuff Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

SIF: You don´t really think you´ll be more popular looking like Ka-Zar, do you?
THOR: Silence!

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe, Kazar...

THOR: "And that Sif is the White City of Gondor!"
SIF: "Ooh, shiny."

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "I don't think we should see each other anymore."
AMORA: "Why? What's wrong?"
THOR: "I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."

 

[kedrell]

Thor: "You called down the thunder, well now you've got it! So run you cur! Tell all the other curs it's coming! You tell them I'm coming, do you hear?!! And you tell them hell's coming with me! HELL'S COMING WITH ME!!!!"

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Thor: See that Mountain?
Sif: Which one?
Thor: The one with the eye at the top.

Sif: Yeah....What about it?

Thor: Watch this.

Eye of Saroun: Ow, ow, ow, ow. Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap!!!

Thor: Now you don't.

 

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuff guys! The Eye Of Mordor one´s genius!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Hey, what do you say for the movie we make this hammer a source of great yet soul-corrupting power and we to take it over there to throw it in the fire!

SIF: Seriously, we need to get cable on Asgard. Urgent.

 

[Panthro]

Thor: "You called down the thunder, well now you've got it! So run you cur! Tell all the other curs it's coming! You tell them I'm coming, do you hear?!! And you tell them hell's coming with me! HELL'S COMING WITH ME!!!!"

Love the Thor/Lord of the Rings captions.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "We just don't understand it, All Father Odin. Rogue was once arguably the sexiest female character in the X-Men titles, but the movies completely desexualized her and as a result her sex appeal in the comics was neutered to the point of being non-existent. I mean have you seen her lately? She looks nothing like the babe she was in the 1990s. Meanwhile, the Fantastic Four movies try to sex up Sue Storm and failed miserably."
ODIN: "Do not try to understand the evil that is 20th Century Fox Studios, my son. For they are something far, far worse than any monsters who threaten Asgard."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, cool stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: So what if my movie had a last minute casting replacement? Be thankful at no point a teen soapie star got cast!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: So what if my movie had a last minute casting replacement? Be thankful at no point a teen soapie star got cast!

You tell 'em, Thor!

 

[Panthro]

ODIN: "My people, the word is spoken. Spider-Man 4 has been scrapped in favor of a reboot. The Mighty Thor is now free to make his proper film debut in May 2011."
ASGARDIANS: "Hail! Hail!! Hail!!!"

 

[Webhead2006]

nice

 

[Panthro]

Thanks web

THOR: "Let us ride to Camelot!"

AMORA: "You can look, but don't touch."

ODIN: "Yes it is true that I used the kingdom's budget to fund the murder of my enemies. But as Gabbo would say - I'm a bad widdle boy."
ASGARDIANS: "Hail! Hail!! Hail!!!"

THOR: "Just like jump starting a car."

 

[Aeltri]

Deadpool + ANY villain = WIN

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, great stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Darn it, my movie has commenced its principal photography, a first picture of me in costume may appear sooner than later, and yet all comic book fandom discuess is the Spider-Man sequel cancellation/reboot! Blasted be thee!!

 

[kedrell]

Chris[to Townsend]: "I'm gonna kick your ****ing ass! I want you off the set you p***! Seriously, we're ****ing done professionally!"

 

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehehe