Thor caption thread

[Panthro]

THOR: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER?!

LOKI: I said she made good cookies.

THOR: Oh.

Hehehehehehe

HULK: "Hulk didn't know Thor cared!"
THOR: "The God of Thunder cares, Hulk. The God of Thunder cares a lot, just like a Care Bear."

 

[protocida]

THOR: It's not my hammer they fear...

HULK: WTF?

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Listen Amora, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take a genius to figure that all the problems of a hulking hammer wielding thunder god and a hot to trot sexpot pin up sorceress babe just don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. But at the end of the day, we'll always have Asgard. Now... here's looking at you, kid."

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Miss Enchantress, you're trying to seduce me. You are trying to seduce me, aren't you?"
AMORA: "Would you like me to seduce you?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around, especially the Casablanca/Graduate quotes.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "I think you're all ****ed in the head. We're ten hours from the ****ing fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much ****ing fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're *******s! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy ****!"
LOKI: "Um, Thor, do you need an aspirin?"
THOR: "Don't touch!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?!"
MR. FANTASTIC: ""

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Asgardians, prepare for Glory! Eat a hearty breakfast, for tonight, we dine in Hell!!!"

 

[kedrell]

THOR: "I got a fever! And the only cure is MORE COWBELL!!"

 

[kedrell]

THOR: "Need a little excitement?!!! Snap into a Slim-Jim!!!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the Chevy Chare rents and the 300 quote.

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Leave Richards alone!! I would like to see YOUR live-action movie series turn out good if Tom Rothman was your studio´s CEO! The God of Thunder thanks Odin he has not endured such a lamentable destiny!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Need a little excitement?!!! Snap into a Slim-Jim!!!!"

Hahahaha, I remember those commercials.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

Muwahahahaha, great use of Conan the Barbarian there.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: Leave Richards alone!! I would like to see YOUR live-action movie series turn out good if Tom Rothman was your studio´s CEO! The God of Thunder thanks Odin he has not endured such a lamentable destiny!

Muwahahaha, you tell 'em, Thor!

THOR [singing falsetto]: "Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's thunder god, no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm.
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The Asgard Time's effect on man.
Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Well now, I get low and I get high
And if I can't get either I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes
I'm a dancin' thunder god and I just can't lose..."

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks and great use of Staying Alive!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Please, do not jump yet!! You may still be in the Avengers movie!!

 

[Venom'sDad]

Hulk: Don't tell anyone about this!
Thor: Oh... I won't. Now it's hammering time.

 

[ultimatefan]

AMORA: Do not worry, my beloved, no one shall know about your steroids!
THOR: And the world will never learn of your boob job either, my love!

 

[Panthro]

AMORA: Do not worry, my beloved, no one shall know about your steroids!
THOR: And the world will never learn of your boob job either, my love!

Muwahahahahahahaha

THOR: "Sex!!! Good, now that I have your attention - vote Thor for President 2012!"

 

[protocida]

THOR: I am the ripper, the tearer, the slasher! I am the teeth in the darkness. The fatality in the night! Mine is strenght! And lust! And power! I AM BEOWULF!

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "What the Hell?!"
THOR: "We're holding a virgin sacrifice tonight and you're the only virgin available."
LOKI: "Who told you that?!"
THOR: "Amora, naturally."

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "What the Hell is going on?!"
THOR: "I'll tell you what's going on - first you waste four years of my life! And then you take the only thing I ever really cared about!"
LOKI: "Your bicycle?"

 

[kedrell]

Thor: "I'll get you for this, Joel Schumaker!! I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you!!"