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  1. Panthro Team Language

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    Hehehehehehe

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    HULK: "Hulk didn't know Thor cared!"
    THOR: "The God of Thunder cares, Hulk. The God of Thunder cares a lot, just like a Care Bear."
     
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    THOR: It's not my hammer they fear...

    HULK: WTF?
     
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    THOR: "Listen Amora, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take a genius to figure that all the problems of a hulking hammer wielding thunder god and a hot to trot sexpot pin up sorceress babe just don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. But at the end of the day, we'll always have Asgard. Now... here's looking at you, kid."
     
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    THOR: "Miss Enchantress, you're trying to seduce me. You are trying to seduce me, aren't you?"
    AMORA: "Would you like me to seduce you?"
     
  5. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around, especially the Casablanca/Graduate quotes.
     
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    THOR: "I think you're all ****ed in the head. We're ten hours from the ****ing fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much ****ing fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're *******s! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy ****!"
    LOKI: "Um, Thor, do you need an aspirin?"
    THOR: "Don't touch!"
     
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    THOR: "Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?!"
    MR. FANTASTIC: ":wow:"
     
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    THOR: "Asgardians, prepare for Glory! Eat a hearty breakfast, for tonight, we dine in Hell!!!"
     
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    THOR: "I got a fever! And the only cure is MORE COWBELL!!"
     
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    THOR: "Need a little excitement?!!! Snap into a Slim-Jim!!!!"
     
  11. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Love the Chevy Chare rents and the 300 quote.
     
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    THOR: What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
     
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    THOR: Leave Richards alone!! I would like to see YOUR live-action movie series turn out good if Tom Rothman was your studio´s CEO! The God of Thunder thanks Odin he has not endured such a lamentable destiny!
     
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    Hahahaha, I remember those commercials. :hehe:
     
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    Muwahahahaha, great use of Conan the Barbarian there.
     
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    Muwahahaha, you tell 'em, Thor!

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    THOR [singing falsetto]: "Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
    I'm a woman's thunder god, no time to talk.
    Music loud and women warm.
    I've been kicked around since I was born.
    And now it's all right, it's O.K.
    And you may look the other way.
    We can try to understand
    The Asgard Time's effect on man.
    Whether you're a brother
    Or whether you're a mother,
    You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
    Feel the city breakin'
    And ev'rybody shakin'
    And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
    Ah, ha, ha, ha,
    Stayin' alive.
    Stayin' alive.
    Ah, ha, ha, ha,
    Stayin' alive.
    Well now, I get low and I get high
    And if I can't get either I really try.
    Got the wings of heaven on my shoes
    I'm a dancin' thunder god and I just can't lose..."
     
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    ^Thanks and great use of Staying Alive!
     
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    THOR: Please, do not jump yet!! You may still be in the Avengers movie!!
     
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    Hulk: Don't tell anyone about this!
    Thor: Oh... I won't. Now it's hammering time.
     
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    AMORA: Do not worry, my beloved, no one shall know about your steroids!
    THOR: And the world will never learn of your boob job either, my love!
     
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    :hehe:Muwahahahahahahaha:hehe:

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    THOR: "Sex!!! Good, now that I have your attention - vote Thor for President 2012!"
     
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    THOR: I am the ripper, the tearer, the slasher! I am the teeth in the darkness. The fatality in the night! Mine is strenght! And lust! And power! I AM BEOWULF!
     
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    LOKI: "What the Hell?!"
    THOR: "We're holding a virgin sacrifice tonight and you're the only virgin available."
    LOKI: "Who told you that?!"
    THOR: "Amora, naturally."
     
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    LOKI: "What the Hell is going on?!"
    THOR: "I'll tell you what's going on - first you waste four years of my life! And then you take the only thing I ever really cared about!"
    LOKI: "Your bicycle?"
     
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    Thor: "I'll get you for this, Joel Schumaker!! I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you!!"
     
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