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Discussion in 'Thor' started by ultimatefan, May 19, 2009.
Thor: "Have a nice day!"
Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around!
THOR: Yes, the God of Thunder has just read Watchmen, how did you guess?
THOR: Damned political correctness! Next thing they may replace Mjolnir with a bouquet of daisies...
Thor: "Hey, it's better than little red hearts all over the place! Or would you have prefered little hammers?"
Thor: "My costume? Don't be ridiculous! These are my pajamas."
Hehehe, love all those happy face gags.
THOR: "Tom Rothman, my associate Dr. Richards here has informed me that you are the natural enemy of all who live, especially Marvel characters! Prepare to die! Have at you, villain!"
TOM ROTHMAN [off screen]: "Oh snap..."
SIF: "They cancelled Lipstick Jungle?! Aw man, that sucks! And it was just starting to gel too!"
SIF: "I wish I may, I wish I might, oh I hope I get laid tonight."
THOR: "You shall, my darling Sif, you shall get laid tonight."
Thor: The Happy Faces Brings out the madness of my Eyes
Come on, universe, you big, mostly empty wuss! Give me all the juice you got!
AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: "I must be played by Ali Larter."
SIF: "Wonder Woman? No, but I get that a lot."
THOR: "Do you know who I am, my child?"
THOR: "No, I'm the mighty Norse thunder god Thor, your father, King of Asgard, which makes you the princess of Asgard."
TORUNN: "He-Man has a beard, a hammer, a winged helmet, is king and is my dad?"
THOR: "For the love of Jack Kirby girl, I AM NOT HE-MAN!!!"
THOR: "You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!"
HULK: "Dude that's disgusting!"
RED HULK: "Oh I see what this is! I see what's going on here! It's because I'm RED, isn't it? You'd rather have a GREEN Hulk wouldn't you? Wouldn't you?!"
THOR: "I was always more partial to the gray/grey Hulk myself."
THOR: "Do not cast judgment upon my actor until you've seen how well he does playing me!"
HULK: "All Hulk said is that Chris Hemsworth just doesn't bring the same credibility to project as Edward Norton!"
Not trying to hate on Hemsworth by the way.
Reed: You are being over-run by little Pac-Men!
Thor: Yes... it appears so. BY THE POWER OF ASGARD, I SUMMON BLINKY, PINKY, INKY, & CLYDE!
Thor: There... I am once again free of the ravages of their pesty little faces!
THOR: "I Am The Ultimate Bad-Ass!"
Coming Next Summer - THOR's MOVING CASTLE, a Hayao Miyazaki film.
THOR: "Up... Up... And Away!!!"
SIF: Are you going to do the whole Faster than a speeding bullet line now?"
SIF: "I think I hear the love theme from Superman playing in the background."
THOR: "But don't even think of doing that 'Can you read my mind' narration or I'll drop you in Tony Stark's lap."
Mr. F: "So what's with the new get up?"
Thor: "Wal-Mart just hired me as their spokesperson."
Hehehehehehe, I work there actually. Bakery department.
Great stuff, guys!
THOR: Great Odin, the God of Thunder saw the Star Trek episode Trouble with Tribbles! This cannot end well!!
THOR: "Portray the God of Thunder as a slacker dead beat absent father in your Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow feature will you?! You will suffer a thousand terrible punishments for slandering me, Christopher Yost! Do you hear me?! A thousand terrible punishments!"
SIF: "Hey Thor, where are we goin'?"
THOR: "Nowhere in particular."
SIF: "Well, I guess now's as good a time as any... I'm pregnant with your child."
THOR: "What?!" [drops Sif in shock]
^Thanks and hehehehehehehehe
THOR: The God of Thunder cannot protect you forever, my child, but always remember, to never fall for the nefarious methods of that evil trickster who may try and lure you to his evil kingdom!
THOR: No, Michael Jackson!