Thor caption thread

[Panthro]

AMORA: "Oh Thor, I just remembered I have an opening that you might be able to fill in-"
THOR: "Damn Amora, you use the worst innuendo imaginable!"
AMORA: "Jeez Thor, I was only going to ask if you wanted to play tennis with me at 12:30."
THOR: "Oh..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro! Great stuff all around!

 

[ultimatefan]

AMORA: Don´t you notice I have a bigger chest than Sif?
THOR: Actually, it upsets me more that I have a bigger chest than either of you...

 

[kedrell]

THOR: "So what exactly are we now to each other?"
AMORA: "Oh we're still enemies. Enemies.....with benefits."

 

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehe

 

[Panthro]

AMORA: Don´t you notice I have a bigger chest than Sif?
THOR: Actually, it upsets me more that I have a bigger chest than either of you...

hehe, it's always sad when the hero has a bigger chest than his girlfriends.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "So what exactly are we now to each other?"
AMORA: "Oh we're still enemies. Enemies.....with benefits."

Bwahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

THOR: "I have to admit, the 90s-Rogue-look suits you very well."
AMORA: "Thank you."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Part of growing up is accepting hard facts, honey. For instance, you have to accept that you were part of a lameass "Avengers Kids" kinda thing that had no reason to be made in the first place and resulted in the most despised, lowest-selling STV DC/Marvel animated film ever!
TORUNN: Can I at least get front row seats to see your live-action movie?
THOR: Hmmmmmmmmm... No.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: Part of growing up is accepting hard facts, honey. For instance, you have to accept that you were part of a lameass "Avengers Kids" kinda thing that had no reason to be made in the first place and resulted in the most despised, lowest-selling STV DC/Marvel animated film ever!
TORUNN: Can I at least get front row seats to see your live-action movie?
THOR: Hmmmmmmmmm... No.

That's brilliant.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "What business do you have here this day, Amora?"

POLARIS: "I'm not Amora the Enchantress! My hair's green for Christ's sake!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: One more joke about how "horny" you are and I swear to Odin I will fry your enthrails!!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Keep posting, you rascals! We are four pages behind the Green Lantern caption thread and they have not even cast the villain yet, darn it!!

 

[Panthro]

Good stuff UF!

ULTIMATE CYCLOPS: "Oh man, this is some pretty powerful s***."
ULTIMATE JEAN GREY: "Yeah I know, I'm seeing a totally Lord of the Rings like setting here. And I think I see He-Man! Let's go see if we can get his autograph!"

THOR: "Get outta my caption thread you ultimate X-dumb-asses!"

THOR: "In Brightest Day... In Blackest Night... No Evil Shall Escape My Sight! Let Those Who Worship Evil's Might, Beware My Power... Green Lantern's Li- No wait, that's a DC battle cry..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

POLARIS: I´m NOT Poison Ivy, I`m NOT Boodika and I´m NOT Green Flame!

THOR: Huuuuuh... She-Hulk?

POLARIS: Go to hell.

 

[NickNitro]

THOR: S*#& I lost Cap and Iron Man again. Oh my Odin of course the one day I dont bring a jacket its gotta rain. Now I have to search all over F*(#!@# Asgard for these A$$ Holes. I swear this is the last time im DD.

THOR: Ok really. They told us to pose for some stupid clay model. Are you guys done yet? (Man all I have to do is throw down my hammer Loki wouldnt even see it coming....Man that would be a huge monkey off my shoulders.)

Loki: I swear if I have to kneel anymore on these FU$(#*% steps Ill turn every single one of you into squirells!

Artist: You move one inch and all of this is ruined. Now shut up we arent paying you guys to talk. Keep your mouths shut i need to concentrate!

Thor/Loki: FML

 

[NickNitro]

Thor: Hello Ladies I have a question. Have you seen my beachball? Its about thiiiiiiiiiiiis big around, last seen headed thaaaaaaaaat way.

Women: Wow thats the oldest pickup line Ive ever heard. Nice try man why dont you go do that somewhere else.

Thor: What dont like what you see ladies? Dont worry I dont bite..........hard.

Women: Whatever dude, see ya later, lets go this guys a meat head.

 

[NickNitro]

Ok I have one more for this image:

THOR: Hold your staff out further Loki and pull me over this damn ledge.

Loki: Hurry up Thor move your A$$! I told you man, I told you. I said "Dont mess around with Amora, Sif will find out" but no. Dont trust Loki hes all mischief here and mischief there. Well look at you now running away like a little girl. Hurry up man I cant pull any harder use your All Mighty Lightning Skills to get your A$$ over this D@$* ledge!

THOR: I swear to god Loki if you dont pull me harder, I cant ok. After I slept with Amora none of my powers work and I have this sore on my lip and it hurts really bad! It hurts ok (sniffles) Gods of Thunder can hurt too and this really sucks. Is it noticeable?

LOKI: Uhhhh.....nooo...wait what? What sore....I didnt even.....I didnt even see it until you said something.....

THOR: OK, few great...really though, because Amora mentioned it when I came home this morning.

LOKI: SH(^ shes coming I see her! Ohhhhhhhh Odin, oh man I dont know man I dont know if this is a good idea she looks really pissed off man...oh Odin oh Odin. Man shes getting closer man I see her face man its really scary......oooooooo Thor hurry up.

THOR: Loki Shut the F*$( up and pull!

 

[Panthro]

Good stuff Nick, UF.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "I have come to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

THOR: "What are ya tryin' to go all Darth Maul on me?"

 

[NickNitro]

Ha thanks Panthro I kinda went off on a little tangent. I know they are kinda long by when my imagination runs I just go along with it.

Cant wait to see/do more!

This is a really funny thread Ill keep an eye on it.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff, guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Oh great, now not only I´ll be confused with He-Man, people will call me Conan as well!! What´s next, Beowulf?