Thor caption thread

[Panthro]

THOR: "Tell Kyle & Yost the God of Thunder is going to shove his hammer up both their asses!"

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: You got a movie AND a reboot, both failed, and you STILL get to appear on The Avengers, how come even my first movie is getting so long to come out?
HULK: Hey, Hulk´s just a character, I don´t run Marvel or the studios, okay?!? Hulk is just charming, I guess...

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehehehe

THOR: "And don't let me ever find you putting on clown makeup or trying to slash your cheeks again! Jokerizing yourself will do none of us any good in the long run!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

Yeah, trying to overly jokerize Loki would be a disaster.

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Stay away from Jaimie Alexander, she´s mine! You can have Natalie Portman!
LOKI: Her character´s not even from Asgard!
THOR: I don´t care!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: Stay away from Jaimie Alexander, she´s mine! You can have Natalie Portman!
LOKI: Her character´s not even from Asgard!
THOR: I don´t care!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Upstage me will you?!"
LOKI: "Well it's not that difficult when most writers treat you as the Dudley Do-Right of Asgard and-ACK!"
THOR: "Shut up!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: It´s you who keeps making them postpone my release date again and again, aren´t you?!?
LOKI:Why would I want to do it? The sooner I can steal the movie from you, the best!
THOR: Silence!

 

[Panthro]

Hehe, that Loki.

THOR: "The Ring Shall go To Mordor!"

 

[Webhead2006]

^comic fan: Ummm Thor thats the wrong movie there!!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! And it´s not a ring either!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Tell Ed Nrton to get back for The Avengers or feel the wraith of the God of Thunder!

 

[Panthro]

hehehehe

THOR: "That's for talking trash about Huey Lewis & The News!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and no one talks trash about Huey Lewis!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: What, Jude Law and Robert De Niro have roles in my movie, yet the God of Thunder is played by an unknown? How come?

SUPERMAN: Hey, worked just fine for me...

 

[Aeltri]

LOKI: Boy have I got something for you.
ZEUS: Not sure if want...

 

[Keyser Soze]

LOKI: If you think this finger is big, wait until you see my penis...

 

[Panthro]

THOR: What, Jude Law and Robert De Niro have roles in my movie, yet the God of Thunder is played by an unknown? How come?

SUPERMAN: Hey, worked just fine for me...

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "How dare you champion the Green Bay Packers against my Minnesota Vikings?!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! I wish I knew anything about American football - or is it baseball? I never know...

 

[Panthro]

Thanks! I wish I knew anything about American football - or is it baseball? I never know...

The Packers & Vikings are football teams. I admit I don't follow football much myself but it seemed like an ideal gag, Thor supporting the Vikings team.

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: What, there is more people in my movie´s cast? What is this going to be, Thunder´s Eleven?

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Guess what Thor, Hulk just learned that Kenneth Brannagh is seriously considering casting either Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Emma Watson or Jessica Alba for Amora the Enchantress!"

THOR: "Okay, now you're just trying to piss me off!!!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Give him hell, Thor!