Thor caption thread

[Panthro]

ODIN: You´re a vain, greedy, cruel boy!

Anakin: And you´re an old man and a fool

Odin: Yes..... I was a Fool..... To Think you were Ready...... You're UNWORTHY....... AND I CAST YOU OUT

Anakin: One Day I'll be the most powerful jedi ever and i'll be back

*months Later*

 

[ultimatefan]

Great one, Darkness, glad I could inspire you!

 

[ultimatefan]

ODIN: You´re a vain, greedy, cruel boy!

ANAKIN: And you´re an old man and a fool!

ODIN: Yes, but I´m played by a REAL actor!

ANAKIN: Go to hell.

 

[Panthro]

ODIN: You´re a vain, greedy, cruel boy!

ANAKIN: And you´re an old man and a fool!

ODIN: Yes, but I´m played by a REAL actor!

ANAKIN: Go to hell.

 

[Panthro]

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THOR: "Oh great and powerful Odin, tell us, what be the difference between the mafia and the Catholic Church?"
LOKI: "Yeah, what's the difference between the Catholics and the Mob?"
ODIN: "Why it's very simple me lads - one is a male dominated, misogynistic, hierarchical organization, which rules by fear and has a deep code of secrecy.....and the other is the mafia."

 

[ultimatefan]

Love that joke.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Oh I did not need to see that..."

THOR: "What do you mean you don't like the look of the new Avengers cartoon?! A lot of people worked hard to make that series ya know!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! It looks a little kiddie, but so did Spectacular Spider-Man, so who knows.

 

[ultimatefan]

LADY SIF: I´ll teach ya to spy on a woman´s bedroom, you pervert!!

ODIN: ...And that´s how I lost this eye. Still totally worth it, though.

 

[Panthro]

LADY SIF: I´ll teach ya to spy on a woman´s bedroom, you pervert!!

ODIN: ...And that´s how I lost this eye. Still totally worth it, though.

Indeed.

 

[Surfer]

LADY SIF: I´ll teach ya to spy on a woman´s bedroom, you pervert!!

ODIN: ...And that´s how I lost this eye. Still totally worth it, though.

Nice one ultimatefan. That is just too funny!!!

Surfer

 

[The Navigator]

LADY SIF: I´ll teach ya to spy on a woman´s bedroom, you pervert!!

ODIN: ...And that´s how I lost this eye. Still totally worth it, though.

 

[The Navigator]

ODIN: It's genius, boys--the fans don't know if these are nipples or not!
THOR: If they are, I've got three pair...

 

[Panthro]

ODIN: It's genius, boys--the fans don't know if these are nipples or not!
THOR: If they are, I've got three pair...

Hehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys, the nipples one is great!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: After all, father Odin, are we actual gods or not? We have these magic powers, but our reign is full of futuristic technology!
ODIN: Do not worry Odinson, I hired two experts from Midgard to solve this...

MULDER: They´re obviously gods, Scully. They´re clearly based on our norse mythology, and they posses immortality and magic powers!
SCULLY: That´s preposterous, Mulder, since when do gods wear hi-tech suits from Star Wars? Plus they´re highly inaccurate representations of the myth, the norse gods were much more like sleazy bullies than all noble and heroic...
MULDER:Maybe then they´re aliens, or multidimensional beings.
SCULLY: Oh, please...

MULDER: You know, you look very sexy when you argue with me...

ODIN: Huh, nevermind boys, let´s keep it a mystery...

 

[Panthro]

THOR: After all, father Odin, are we actual gods or not? We have these magic powers, but our reign is full of futuristic technology!
ODIN: Do not worry Odinson, I hired two experts from Midgard to solve this...

MULDER: They´re obviously gods, Scully. They´re clearly based on our norse mythology, and they posses immortality and magic powers!
SCULLY: That´s preposterous, Mulder, since when do gods wear hi-tech suits from Star Wars? Plus they´re highly inaccurate representations of the myth, the norse gods were much more like sleazy bullies than all noble and heroic...
MULDER:Maybe then they´re aliens, or multidimensional beings.
SCULLY: Oh, please...

MULDER: You know, you look very sexy when you argue with me...

ODIN: Huh, nevermind boys, let´s keep it a mystery...

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Gotta love Mulder/Scully sexual tension.

 

[Panthro]

A bit late perhaps but it has to be done -

THOR: "Say now this is a real nice rendition of my recent suit and all, but for the sake of the fans, shouldn't I be wearing my signature helmet?"

EDNA NODE: "I said no helmets!"

THOR: "Clark Kent is the real person. Superman is the disguise. The God of Thunder now commands you to get over it, Silver Age Fans. And that goes for the Donner/Reeve fans as well."

 

[The Navigator]

THOR: Well, that's Expendables. An enjoyable action adventure, but I still say the Predator should have appeared at the end and wiped them all out.

SIF: Spoilers, ass!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: Well, that's Expendables. An enjoyable action adventure, but I still say the Predator should have appeared at the end and wiped them all out.

SIF: Spoilers, ass!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, great stuff guys, I haven´t seen Predators yet.

 

[The Navigator]

REED: Congratulations on your movie, Thor. Here, let me introduce you to your romantic lead...
THOR: "Lead?" The God of Thunder is the one who leads all his relationships!
REED: No, no, she's a lead character, she's not--
THOR: Lead character?! Nay, the title be Thor, be it not?
REED: Forget it. Jaime!

JAIME: Yes?

THOR: Tis the psychotic wife from Inception! Away, vile shade!
REED: *sigh* And somehow *I* got stuck with Jessic Alba...

 

[The Navigator]

LINK: I could use a sword, thanks!
OLD MAN: Don't let too many people see you with that.
LINK: Why?

SIF: Where the hell's my shortsword...?

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff Navigator!

SIF: "What? 300 Spartans can charge into battle wearing nothing but barely there leather thongs & capes & Wolverine can run around & fight shirtless in the X-Men films but I can't kick ass and take names in this costume [or lack thereof]? What the Hell is wrong with general audiences these days?"

 

[The Navigator]

Funny stuff Navigator!

SIF: "What? 300 Spartans can charge into battle wearing nothing but barely there leather thongs & capes & Wolverine can run around & fight shirtless in the X-Men films but I can't kick ass and take names in this costume [or lack thereof]? What the Hell is wrong with general audiences these days?"

Thanks.
Who the f**k is objecting to this costume?