Thor caption thread

[Panthro]

THOR: "You know how I know you're gay? Your chariot has a bumper sticker that reads 'I love it when balls are in my face' right next to the other bumper sticker that reads 'Tight Butts Drive Me Nuts'."
LOKI: "Those aren't mine! Amora the Enchantress & Skurge the Executioner put those there when I wasn't looking!"

 

[The Navigator]

Hehe, nice ones Panthro.

THOR: You have to listen to me! Loki must be stopped before he elim ....
ODIN: I've finally figured it out. These aren't nipples, they're volume controls.

THOR: Oh, for the love of...nobody calls you "Tim"!

 

[Panthro]

Hehe, nice ones Panthro.

THOR: You have to listen to me! Loki must be stopped before he elim ....
ODIN: I've finally figured it out. These aren't nipples, they're volume controls.

THOR: Oh, for the love of...nobody calls you "Tim"!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

And thanks. Would that be Tim as in Tim the Enchanter from Monty Python & the Holy Grail?

 

[The Navigator]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

And thanks. Would that be Tim as in Tim the Enchanter from Monty Python & the Holy Grail?

Yeah, sorry if that's obscure.

 

[Panthro]

And this is why Thor eventually gave up on being a lawyer -

CARNAGE: "Now Thor I know I got you some bad press for the coffee burn case and the candy heiress fiasco, but I think I've really got something we can win against the tobacco companies-"

THOR: “You ain't never brought me nothing but a series of misfortunes and humiliations! Now get out!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Gotta love cool references.

 

[ultimatefan]

ODIN: Odinson, transform and roll out!

THOR: For the last time, these are not actual hubcaps, I´m NOT a Transformer!

 

[Panthro]

ODIN: Odinson, transform and roll out!

THOR: For the last time, these are not actual hubcaps, I´m NOT a Transformer!

 

[3dman27]

ODIN: Odinson, transform and roll out!

THOR: For the last time, these are not actual hubcaps, I´m NOT a Transformer!

optimus prime "odinson:i say thee NAY
tha autobots would havewords with thee

 

[Panthro]

ODIN: "My son, did you know that every seven minutes on Asgard, a black mortal is born without soul?"
THOR: "I am SO not comfortable with this conversation..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Ah, a classic SNL reference.

 

[ultimatefan]

CARNAGE: C´mon, I´m not even one of your enemies!
THOR:Hey, in case you didn´t notice, I on´t have nearly as big or as cool a rogues gallery as Spider-Man, so I´ll have all the fun I can get!

 

[Panthro]

CARNAGE: C´mon, I´m not even one of your enemies!
THOR:Hey, in case you didn´t notice, I on´t have nearly as big or as cool a rogues gallery as Spider-Man, so I´ll have all the fun I can get!

Bwahahahahahaha!

It was actually from Amazon Women on the Moon.

 

[ultimatefan]

Oh that´s right. I keep confusing the two, cuz that segment looks so much like an SNL sketch.

 

[Panthro]

TORUNN: "Dad, can my friends spend the night?"
THOR [off screen]: "No."
TORUNN: "Grandpa, can my friends spend the night?"
ODIN: "Sure thing sweetie."

THOR: "Dad, I don't want Torunn's friends running around my house!"
ODIN: "Why not? They're the children of your mortal allies the Avengers, and I hardly ever get to spend time with my granddaughter."
THOR: "Dad, seriously, at their age, I don't feel comfortable having four, let alone one, hormone charged male around my daughter. You think I want to be a grandpa before my hair's even started to turn gray?"
ODIN: "Perhaps not, but I wouldn't mind meeting my great-grandchild or great grand-children before I kick the bucket."
THOR: "Damn it Dad, don't give them any ideas!"

 

[The Navigator]

TORUNN: Yeah! Gonna go get some Young Justice ASS!
LI'L CAP: It's "kick," Torunn, we're gonna go "kick" some Young Justice Ass.
TORUNN: You obviously didn't see Robin...

 

[Panthro]

TORUNN: Yeah! Gonna go get some Young Justice ASS!
LI'L CAP: It's "kick," Torunn, we're gonna go "kick" some Young Justice Ass.
TORUNN: You obviously didn't see Robin...

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

ODIN: First, l want you to promise that no matter what you do in life, you will never ever settle for average.

THOR:Yes, sir.

ODIN: Second, don't be satisfied with routine poontang. Don't do what l did. l married for love, and your mother Betty has been a nightmare.

THOR: But, father Odin, Mom's name is Frigg.

ODIN: Listen to me. l'm giving you pearls here. And third, find yourself a classic beauty with a perfect can, and great totties. That will put you in good stead with Vallhala.

THOR:Yes, sir.

ODIN:Hot young tail's what it's all about.Hot young tail.

THOR: l'll make you proud, Papa.

 

[Panthro]

ODIN: First, l want you to promise that no matter what you do in life, you will never ever settle for average.

THOR:Yes, sir.

ODIN: Second, don't be satisfied with routine poontang. Don't do what l did. l married for love, and your mother Betty has been a nightmare.

THOR: But, father Odin, Mom's name is Frigg.

ODIN: Listen to me. l'm giving you pearls here. And third, find yourself a classic beauty with a perfect can, and great totties. That will put you in good stead with Vallhala.

THOR:Yes, sir.

ODIN:Hot young tail's what it's all about.Hot young tail.

THOR: l'll make you proud, Papa.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Watch our show or we will destroy you!"
OTHER AVENGERS: "What he said!"

THOR: "Yeah, we're the ones who got the guys at Marvel & Disney to cancel 'Wolverine & the X-Men' in order to ensure more money for our show! You got a problem with that?!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, great stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

IRON MAN: What you mean, "I´m more of an X-Men guy"?!

IRON MAN: So, it was YOU who came up with Next Avengers!

IRON MAN: Prepare to meet the REAL A-team, b****!
HULK: Hulk pity the fool who won´t watch this show!

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: What you mean, "I´m more of an X-Men guy"?!

IRON MAN: So, it was YOU who came up with Next Avengers!

IRON MAN: Prepare to meet the REAL A-team, b****!
HULK: Hulk pity the fool who won´t watch this show!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!