I think you need to enroll in Professor Chillout's school for developing a sense of humour and learning to scale down my ego in regards to being right or wrong on the internet about the most inane details of something that ultimately doesn't mean anything anyway, and to just stop being so bizarre and acting like a shop dummy that has suddenly come to life and is having trouble with the concept of human interaction, conversation, nuances of meaning, wit and when folk are trying to have a bit of fun *with* you, not *at* you, beacuse if you can't take a playful joke like that you are going to be a lonely bored person for the rest of your life and you would be as well to go back to being a shop dummy, at least someone else would be able to dress you every so often, just as mummy did when she told you all those other boys were not as good as her precious little darling and joining in on that joyful laughter was not fun, it was a starnge activity, everything is about ego and getting one up on people, not having fun and accepting that we all can joke around with each other just for fun and it doesn't really mean anything, now wash out your potty.