Well I just got suspended from High School...

[Aesop Rocks]

Because I had to:

 

[Scourge2099]

The f*** ?

 

[Anubis]

You think so?

I know so.

 

[Sawyer]

Because I had to:

English, mother****a, do you speak it?

 

[SuperFerret]

I never understood why people are upset for this type of thing. Yes, you didn't do anything wrong, and was "punished" for it. You get free days off from high school (the most unimportant of schools) and since you did nothing wrong, there's no chance of parental retribution against you. Win-win. Live it up.

 

[Anubis]

Maybe he's worried about his Permanent Record!!!!11111000

 

[KevanG]

I was 10 and the principle decided to try and expell me when I got the crap beat out of me by 3 eigth graders. He said I was picking on them, 3 guys more than twice my size each. Guy was a complete dick.

 

[SuperFerret]

He could just easily make a deal and it'll get attributed to Milhouse.

 

[Immortalfire]

I feel like this is a more accurate representation of the confrontation:

 

[Hound55]

Well I think this teaches an important lesson.

If someone hits you in school, beat them senseless. It's better than getting suspended for nothing.

That sucks you got suspended. I would, honeslty, have your parents really push your principal to review this or something. That's kind of bull that the guy attacks you and then you both get suspended. I see why they did it because technically it's a "fight". Even back in the mid to late 90's it was like that in my school. Even if a guy was just trying to defend himself from getting beaten to a pulp he got suspended too. Most kids parents would lean on the school big time and, most times, they would get the suspension revoked from their record.

However, in hindsight, I bet that being suspended anyway it would have been nice to pound that jerk offs face in and at least have that going for you.

This is the kind of logical conclusion people form when you incorporate an idiotic, ill-conceived policy.

It's what happens when your education system is flawed... Teaching becomes a fallback profession, too many people who do it lack passion from being thoroughly underappreciated and more and more people look to find a way to shed responsibility...

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk!.

squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk!

squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk!

squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk!

squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk! squawk!

That's all I'm hearing you guys and its making me wanna fight all'yah!

 

[enterthemadness]

That's all I'm hearing you guys and its making me wanna fight all'yah!

Embrace your dark side, young one

 

[Immortalfire]

Stop the squakin before I ban you all

 

[enterthemadness]

Stop the squakin before I ban you all

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Ok.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

squawk!

*Throws punch*

*banned with style.*

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Stop the squakin before I ban you all

Oh SNAP!!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Embrace your dark side, young one

 

[ObakeTora]

My advice for all Highschoolers. Screw High school, it's only 4 years of being told to shut up and sit up straighT, your better off getting a GED and taking community college courses. If I could go back to High School with the knowledge I knew of now, I'd probably beg to be suspended! It's only fair, you have to endure bullying, favoritism from certain instructors, a social order, athletic events that could get you killed, and so on and so on, it's a hypocritical institution that hides behind the veil of education only to ruin your outlook on the whole world and everybody in it for the rest of your life. So if I have to go through all that again, I'm setting the whole place off. ***** High school.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

...for defending my self?

On Friday i was in the weight room working out, and this guy starts to make fun of me because of my lack of strength and stuff, so I ignore the guy and go to a different room.

I come back at the end of class to gather my stuff, and he starts to make fun of me again for another minute. Being the guy i am, I tell the guy "How about you stop squakin?" he then starts to throw punches at me until the teacher comes in and stops it.

I didn't even touch the guy, or start or anything, i just told him to stop in a sense?

I go to the office, and the principal tells me I am suspended for getting involved with a fight.

This is bull crap

Sounds ridiculous!

I mean, if someone attacks you in the street, you don't both get arrested for assault, do you?

 

[Spider-Vader]

God....This may be the best squawkin' thread ever.

 

[redhawk23]

Reason #247 why I'm glad I graduated.

My high school is notorious for this kind of crap

 

[CashforStash]

Well I got a letter in the mail today regarding my suspension.

The reason of my suspension was "physical assault on another person without medical acknowledgment".

So now I have that on my record and yet I didn't even touch the guy.

Great

 

[C. Lee]

You're allowed to physically assault someone if you have a medical excuse.....neat.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I remember I was sitting in class one day, when some assclown starts throw books off of people. One of the books hit me, so I tossed it back at him. He didn't like that, not one bit. He started to walk towards me and I stood up, the fight begun. I grabbed him by the throat and forced him to the ground, to bad for me, the teacher came in.

We both got detention in the end.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Looks like i'll be with the girlfriend tomorrow

Every cloud.....