What do you do when no one is looking?

[PhotoJones]

adjust my balls.

 

[redmarvel]

You let your son see you undress?

He's 2, so yes, he has seen me undressed many times... I even let him in the washroom with me when I have to pee... that way I can be certain he's not getting into mischief.

 

[Fran]

You people are disgusting!

 

[Fried Gold]

no! and who the **** masterbates with lotion?! sorry if im not as classy as you my dear king.

The same kind of people who use 'hair products' and 'skin cream' ie. homosexuals.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

The same kind of people who use 'hair products' and 'skin cream' ie. homosexuals.

Ackhem. I am a homosexual man. I've never used lotion to *********e, I've never used skin cream on my skin, and only when I was a child and my mother put in my hair did hair products touch my hair.


Don't fall into the dreaded pit of generalization.

 

[Poetic Chaos]

I just adjust my fun part and if I fart I waft it in for a sample.

 

[Fried Gold]

Ackhem. I am a homosexual man. I've never used lotion to *********e, I've never used skin cream on my skin, and only when I was a child and my mother put in my hair did hair products touch my hair.

Worst homosexual ever.

 

[ScottyBBadd]

Log on the Hype.

Ditto.

 

[enterthemadness]

*********e.

 

[Spider-Man9X17]

*********e, though I have to say, I prefer no lotion to lotion