what do you look for in a girl or guy?

[GoldenAgeHero]

The opposite of people like GAH and JAL.

i wanna drool on you soo bad.


*strokes crotch* lmao

 

[Erzengel]

The opposite of people like GAH and JAL.

Don't become a statistic Toven.

 

[Badger]

i dunno, if i had a gf, ya know i i would'nt mind if she did. plus ya know its like what every guy wants thier gf to do. its so much of a freakin turn on.

And you'd probably give her nice big sloppy kiss afterward right. Seriously stop basing things you might like, with things you see in porn. And in closing, you need to get LAID or help; whichever's cheaper.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

And you'd probably give her nice big sloppy kiss afterward right. Seriously stop basing things you might like, with things you see in porn. And in closing, you need to get LAID or help; whichever's cheaper.

fack ya!!!

 

[Badger]

If thats the only part of my post you have problem with; then good for you.

 

[Hades]

I can't even understan half of gah posts.

 

[Venom Drool]

personality
intelligence
smile
a ****ing sense of humour
hot
a fine ass
sweet thighs
a girl who can kiss

 

[Erzengel]

I like a girl who's not at all particular.

 

[Darren Daring]

1. Makes me smile
2. Filthy filthy mouth
3. No fatties.

 

[Herr Logan]

Honest question: why is that important?

It's a significant gesture of affection. It's like saying "I love you," except far more sincere and demonstrative. :heart:

It's probably not something you ever have to really worry about. If a guy is actually willing to legally bind himself to you, presumably for the rest of his life, without discovering what it's like to have sex with you, he probably isn't very particular about sex and probably won't expect something like that from you.

 

[Herr Logan]

And you'd probably give her nice big sloppy kiss afterward right.

I would, and have. If you want a woman to swallow your semen, you shouldn't be squeamish about trace residue. One significant gesture of affection deserves another.

 

[AnimeJune]

It's a significant gesture of affection. It's like saying "I love you," except far more sincere and demonstrative. :heart:

It's probably not something you ever have to really worry about. If a guy is actually willing to legally bind himself to you, presumably for the rest of his life, without discovering what it's like to have sex with you, he probably isn't very particular about sex and probably won't expect something like that from you.

I don't get that - I mean, if you're going to have sex with one person for the rest of your life, presumably it will be loads better over the years, because you'd be doing it with someone you trust absolutely.

 

[Erzengel]

Reminds me of that joke, as long as you get it in there, I don't care what she does with it aftewards.

 

[Herr Logan]

I don't get that - I mean, if you're going to have sex with one person for the rest of your life, presumably it will be loads better over the years, because you'd be doing it with someone you trust absolutely.

"Presumably." Exactly. You have absolutely no idea how it's likely to be, and you seem to prefer it that way.

I don't get how someone can go into an arrangement such as marriage without knowing every significant thing they can reasonably learn in preparation. I'm not saying that sex and sexual performance should always be a deal-breaker, but the idea of sharing a bed with someone for the rest of your life and not having seen what that's like in all circumstances (i.e. when having sex and also when just sleeping, reading, etc.) is ludicrous and naive to me. Some people don't care much about sex, I know, and they can go into a marriage blind without being concerned with it, but when you haven't had it, you don't have an educated perspective in the least.

That doesn't mean you should go out and have sex for its own sake or with people you don't trust. The idea that you need an excuse like marriage to "officially" trust someone enough to have sex because you read a rule in a book and heard it in church is ignorant, superstitious and slavish behavior. Either you're grown up enough to handle it or you aren't. Nobody else can make that decision, and certainly not a holy man with a license to legally join people who's allegedly sworn off sex.

If that sounds condescending or disrespectful, I apologize, but I'm being completely honest about this topic.

 

[Herr Logan]

Reminds me of that joke, as long as you get it in there, I don't care what she does with it aftewards.

You'd better care. There have been cases where women have spit semen out into containers, kept it on ice and impregnated themselves with it.

If you're with someone you don't completely trust, you'd best make sure she swallows it all, or be the one to dispose of it if she spits it out.

 

[Erzengel]

Well I use to jump on them and hold their cheeks and their nose til they swallowed but that usually ruined cuddling aftewards.

 

[War Lord]

Well I use to jump on them and hold their cheeks and their nose til they swallowed but that usually ruined cuddling aftewards.

Nothing is stopping you from cuddling with them. They might not be responsive, but you can bear hug them forever.

 

[Badger]

Well I use to jump on them and hold their cheeks and their nose til they swallowed but that usually ruined cuddling aftewards.

There are no words for the funny contained in above qoute.

 

[Herr Logan]

Well I use to jump on them and hold their cheeks and their nose til they swallowed but that usually ruined cuddling aftewards.

Sacrifices have to be made, my friend.

I've never ejaculated in the mouth of a girl I didn't trust, but now I'm single again and very, very lonely, which means I'll take whatever I can get.
Using force might discourage future incidents of ******io and seminal ingestion, so I'll just check the fridge afterwards and keep my car in running condition in case she smuggles it past me and I have to skip town.

(This poster does not endorse failure to pay child support. He also doesn't endorse child support entrapment, and if you try that sh1t with me, I'll make you suffer.)

 

[Cinemaman]

Today, I parted with my girldfriend

My heart is broken and it hurts me

 

[Herr Logan]

Today, I parted with my girldfriend

My heart is broken and it hurts me

My condolences, man. I'm still hurting badly after my woman left me over three months ago. Feel better soon.

 

[Cinemaman]

My condolences, man. I'm still hurting badly after my woman left me over three months ago. Feel better soon.

This really sucks.

She didn't even tell me the reason.

I don't know what to do tomorrow, when I will again meet her in school.

 

[Herr Logan]

This really sucks.

She didn't even tell me the reason.

I don't know what to do tomorrow, when I will again meet her in school.

She didn't tell you the reason? What a b1tchy thing to do.

How long were you together? How serious was it?

 

[Cyrusbales]

A hole, warm or cold, it doesn't matter. And if there isn't one, I can always make one!

 

[Herr Logan]

A hole, warm or cold, it doesn't matter. And if there isn't one, I can always make one!

That's the spirit!