What hurts the most?

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What hurts the most?

  1. Getting kicked in the nuts

  2. Giving birth

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  1. passerby Registered

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    Which of these do you think hurts the most?

    This is probably one of the most unanswerable questions because nobody can feel both.
     
  2. CConn Fountainhead of culture.

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    I would think getting kicked in the nuts is like eating a bowl of ice cream compared to giving birth. :confused:
     
  3. Mentok Registered

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    Stubbed toe. Its officially the most pain anyone can ever have.
     
  4. Mentok Registered

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    Very good point.
     
  5. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    She's part girl,
    she's part boy.
    She's got parts everyone can enjoy.

    She's got more,
    she's got less.
    She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.

    Is she a mister,
    or is she a miss?
    Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
    She's my little girl,
    yea, she's my little guy.
    When I try to please her I get poked in the eye.

    She wears lace and she wears flannel.
    She watches football and the Lifetime Channel.

    What's that bulge under her nightie?
    It must be hermaphrodite.

    Somethings are white,
    somethings are black.
    Some girls wear make-up,
    mine shaves her back.

    She is still beautiful,
    she is still fine.
    It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.

    She can't help her imperfections,
    she gets jock itch from her yeast infections.
    Who stole all my tightie whities?
    It must be hermaphrodite.

    Yea, hermaphrodite.


    jag
     
  6. NHawk19 insert witty comment

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  7. CConn Fountainhead of culture.

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    Stephen Lynch is genius. :up:
    I prefer the edit myself. But I'm glad you quoted. Now I have two good points.
     
  8. TheAlmightyFuzz Jayhawk

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    I love Stephen Lynch.

    Anyway, I don't know the pain of either but I'd say child birth. Apparently the closest things guys experience in terms of pain is passing big kidney stones.
     
  9. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    The only way a guy might be able to imagine the pain and tissue damage that giving birth bring to a woman is if he were to sh1t a labrador retriever. God help him if he has twins.

    jag
     
  10. Calvin Muchas smooches

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    I've b**ched and moaned and cried about how women don't appreciate just how much a nut-rustler hurts, but I still have to go with child birth. Yes, women tend to pull the nut jackknife without realizing the inner pain that reverberates throughout our entire body, causing nausea, paralysis, throbbing shoot me now pain, while throwing our entire status as potentional fatherly life-givers into question, but to be fair, with child birth, there's a f**king HUMAN coming out of their VAGINAS.
     
  11. passerby Registered

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    Either that or he could have it cut off while he was conscious.
     
  12. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    Rarely, if ever, does a guy have to have his scrotum stitched up to return it to it's previous, normal size following a nut-buster. Women aren't so lucky after 'dat 'dere young-un pops out of 'em.

    jag
     
  13. Calvin Muchas smooches

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    That was my point.
     
  14. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    John Wayne Bobbitt would be the exception, rather than the rule.

    jag
     
  15. Mentok Registered

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    I just enjoy getting in before an edit :up:
     
  16. Mentok Registered

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    Sweet... I hit the big 13k post mark :up:
     
  17. Stringer CHAMPS AGAIN!

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    Hurts just thinking about it:(
     
  18. SpideyLad Turning It Up To Eleven

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    Thanks to 'The Other' Peter Parker has infact experienced both......:(
     
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    i would say if you have been kicked in the balls about 30 times repeatedly it would equal birth
     
  20. Tangled Web Registered

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    Getting kicked in the nuts hurts more. Aside from the obvious physical pain that both getting kicked in the nuts and giving birth share, there is a mental factor that many don't think about.

    When a man get's kicked in the testicles he feels that his manhood has been hurt and their is a possibility of it being useless.

    When a woman gives birth, she has just made a wonderful accomplishment of bringing a new life into the world.
     
  21. Da Docta Come On!

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    You sure know a lot about that. :up:
     
  22. Abaddon Watching

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    At least they can give women drugs.
     
  23. Tangled Web Registered

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    * Bill Clinton voice

    That's what I do.
     
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    getting kicked in the balls sucks.
     
  25. jusblaze21 Registered

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    Probably giving birth, But getting kicked in the balls deserve its credit as being painful.
     

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