What ideas do you have for a character or comic, BUT is a bad idea?

[Darthphere]

I dont have bad ideas.

 

[drastic_quench]

Ultimate Hypno-Hustler

 

[Zoken]

The Sad, Sad Saga of a Series of Substandard Spiders.

Peter Parker is accidently thrown into the multiverse and the Exiles must locate him before the 616 starts to degenerate.

to slow the process, Alternate reality equivilants are brought in from other realities to take his place for short periods of time.

the list includes:

The Monarch: From a reality where Peter Parker is the supreme monarch, ruling most of the world reluctantly. people actually vote him in year after year. he is married to Namora (basically the Exiles Namora). He has the same powers, though doesn't use web shooters any more. he is a master strategist, and an excellent motivator and organizor. He is a reluctant ruler, but yeilds to the will of the people.

Super-Spider: from a reality where Peter was raised by his parents and not his "Doddering Aunt and Uncle". he has stolen the technology from each of the villains he defeats, patents it, and markets it. he is extremely rich, and extremely rude.

Captain America: Peter saved a scientist who had duplicated the Super-Soldier formula and was being chased down by Hydra. in a last ditch attempt to keep it safe he jabbed the only syringe of the formula into Peter's thigh. it resulted in Peter having class 85 strength, and super speed along with his other powers.

Sgt. Parker: in a world where the cold war never ended, Peter was drafted into the Super Soldier program. he is a loyal soldier in the U.S. Army and dating USO showgirl Allison Blaire.

Titan: The son of Peter Parker and Felicia Hardy, he inherited all of his parents powers, but there was a mutation and his strength is class 100. he hates his father (Who died before he was born) and though Avengers have asked him many times, he refuses to work for them. his name is Ben Hardy

Arachnia: The serious and forthright Jessica Jones-Parker was bitten by the spider, giving her the same powers as her husband WOULD have gotten.

Black Widow: a female version of Peter Parker was bitten, but her powers include a seduction power, and she seems less than sane, and more than a little sadistic.

Puny Petey Parker: in a world where no one was bit by the Spider, Peter Parker has barely eeked out an existance. MJ dated him a couple of times, but found him boring. Jewel became the Hero Spider-Man should have been, and JEssica Jones moved on from her crush on PEter. PEter is a timid man, but passionate in his hatred of MJ.

 

[Zoken]

The sequal: The Perilous Proposition of Protecting a Preteen.

Peter is finally located and brought back, but he isn't alone. they call out in joy as Peter materializes in front of them with his back to them. he shushes them quickly admonishing them that "You'll wake her."

"Her" turns out to be a 13 year-old girl with MJ's eyes, and Peter's nose and hair. May "Mayday" Parker.

Peter explains that he was on a world where mutants and meta-humans were turned on over night, and hunted down in the streets by mobs. MJ was killed Protecting Peter and Mayday. Peter died after handing Mayday off to her godfather, Johnny Storm (Matt Murdock had been offered the position, but turned it down).

She was sheltered in a safehouse funded by J. Jonah Jameson, and run by Ben Urich.

Peter had arrived a month after his counter part's death, and luckily fell smack in front of the safe house. He and Mayday bonded quickly, especially when he learned she had his powers. he lived there for the duration. sadly, the very night he was pulled home, the shelter was raided. Mayday was supposed to die in the raid, so the Exiles agreed to send her with her father to the 616.

Now Peter has a time-displaced teenage daughter.