What if Gl got all the rings...

[Cyrusbales]

It would be like richie havens, he manages to play guitar with a ring on every finger, and he's one of the best guitarists, maybe he's secretly a lantern....

 

[LanternFan]

If he had rings on every finger he would then have to wear a broad-brimmed hat with a long feather in in as well as an ankle-lenght fur lined purple coat and rather than fly he'd have to walk slowly with an exagerrated limp repeatedly saying things like "Where my *****es at?"