What if...

[Brodie The Wise]

I did, you see my last post.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

That farmer would become the richest man on the planet.

What if James Bond, while technically born in Britain, grew up near a Woolworths in Northern South Dakota?

The series would have died after the first film. Everyone loves english accents. They seem to justify every action; country-male accents just annoy people.

What if the dream world shaped the future?

 

[Brodie The Wise]

this is madness!

 

[CConn]

What if someone was able to bottle sex (to a very accurate degree)?

Wouldn't that just be bottled semen?

What if I couldnt' find exact cahnge for the toll booth?

You would be shot in the back of the skull by an elderly metermaid.

What if the Chicago Cubs finally reached the World Series, only to lose to the Cuban Nationan Team?

 

[Brodie The Wise]

Wouldn't that just be bottled semen?
You would be shot in the back of the skull by an elderly metermaid.

What if the Chicago Cubs finally reached the World Series, only to lose to the Cuban Nationan Team?

I don' think they're elligable

What if CConn stole my answer

 

[Mister J]

Ok guys, but I was going for something elimating the need of associating women.

You would have to challenge CConn to a cyber-duel at dawn.

What if orange juice was actually red ?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

You could lament in anger, or you could forgive in uprightness. or what Mister J said.

What if the hype doubled its members in 3 months?

 

[Brodie The Wise]

I would have to put twice as many people iun their place.

What if CConn admitted he stole my response?

 

[CConn]

I don' think they're elligable

They will be by the time the Cubs make it to the World Series.

What if CConn stole my answer

I didn't even see your answer, homez.

What if the hype doubled its members in 3 months?

It would take 7 standard months for a single page to load.

What if CConn admitted he stole my response?

I would be lying to piss you off.

What if Jesus really wasn't Jewish? Nor named Jesus?

 

[Brodie The Wise]

H'ed be Ted.

What if you quoted me?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

H'ed be Ted.

What if you quoted me?

Nothing happened.


What if Homeland Security betrayed us all? (us cit.)

 

[king_of_thehill]

Clinton would be president.



The X-Men were real?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

They would stop the betrayal, and I would reveal myself as none other than Gambit. (he's one of my fav characters, yet he's not in the films )

What if all of the Marvel characters lived in their respective areas?

 

[CrAzYMoFo]

I'd move to New York.



All the food in the world was gone and you had to choose between eating your own feces or rotting corpses?

 

[Mister J]

I'd try to get with Storm.

What if government brought back Prohibition?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Companies like Anheuser Busch would bribe officials, and the act would be rescinded shortly after it was initiated.


What if Mister J actually had a part in the next film of his avvy?

 

[CConn]

Lachy Hulme would cry himself to sleep for a week.

What if they decided "Manwiches" were sexist against women?

 

[The Question]

Then I would say "It's official. Feminists have become as idiotic as right wing religious zealots and those athiests who try to get under god ommited from the pledge of alligence."



What if Tenacious D got into the rock and role hall of fame?

 

[CConn]

The entire city of Clevland, Ohio would fly into outerspace, and begin to rock so hard that it would create it's own, new, planet. The name of this planet? Planet D.

What if Bat-Mite made a comeback?

 

[Kritish]

It would be funny as hell.

What if everyone on the planet joined the hype?

 

[The Question]

It would crack the internet in half. And then we'd all blame Bendis.


What if Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, Joseph Smith, Krishna, Lao Tse, Moses, and Sea-Man formed a super hero team?

 

[CConn]

Mirko would start smoking. Pipes.

What if it was 1985?

EDIT: Eh...I was replying to Siva...but it works for Q's question too.

 

[rogue_devlin]

It would crack the internet in half. And then we'd all blame Bendis.


What if Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, Joseph Smith, Krishna, Lao Tse, Moses, and Sea-Man formed a super hero team?

South Park would be a reality show.

What if I ask a dumb question?

 

[rogue_devlin]

Mirko would start smoking. Pipes.

What if it was 1985?

Id run as hell form my city (Mexico City, one of the worst earthquakes happened in 1985 )

What if this was the last day of the Hype?

 

[Kritish]

You will get a dumb answer.

What If I had a TV dish up my rectum?