What if...

[CConn]

What if I ask a dumb question?

You would be 50% of the posters in this thread.

What if this was the last day of the Hype?

Jesus would finally stop lurking.

What If I had a TV dish up my rectum?

It would be Tuesday.

What if Satan had a dog named Bingo?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

It would pee acid on fire hydrants and it would own anyone who tried to stop it.

What if Oprah and David Letterman had a love child?

 

[Kritish]

It would pee acid on fire hydrants and it would own anyone who tried to stop it.

What if Oprah and David Letterman had a love child?

They would spawn the anti christ


What if Paris Hilton's Vagina is a tentacled monster?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Just another day in Paris for some unlucky schmoe.

What if the Olsen twins were aliens?

 

[CConn]

What if Paris Hilton's Vagina is a tentacled monster?

You'd still hit it.

What if the Olsen twins were aliens?

I'd still hit it.

What if Paris Hilton actually had a redeeming quality?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

You'd still hit it. o
I'd still hit it.

What if Paris Hilton actually had a redeeming quality?[/quote]

LIAR.

Are you talking about her funeral

What if pseudonyms were rendered obsolete?

 

[CConn]

You would know that my real name is Conner Archibald Dennehy.

...okay, I'm lying.

What if people could choose their own names?

 

[The Question]

Then I'd be Charles Victor Szasz. Or Keriotes.


What if Tenacious D and the Smuthers Brothers wrote a bunch of new songs together and put it on one album.

 

[Batman]

Half of the people on here would be named 'Bruce'.Myself included.

What if Batman Begins was made in 1998?

 

[CConn]

Warner Brothers would rename themselves to Jesus Christ Brothers.

What if Ed Norton was a real-life Aquaman?

 

[Batman]

Edd(the poster) would want to take swimming lessons.

What if all comic books were based on true stories?

 

[Fledermaus]

George Bush would be Lex Luthor and Micheal Moorewould be Superman.


What if cartoons were real, like in Roger Rabbit?

 

[The Question]

Then I'd spend alot of time hanging out in Toon Town.


What if you had the power to turn into a tree frog?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

I would wait for an extremely attractive, yet dimwitted female celeb to kiss me, and then I would change back. . . . what, K-fed did it, and now he's set for life.

What if Kit-Kat's really did not give you a break?

 

[CConn]

Edd would be so pissed at Kit-Kats.

What if I owned the TMNT van?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Cconn is April Gray Uh, that's cool. . . I guess. You could become a vigilante and make a difference.

 

[CConn]

Why I outta... ...and it's passed.

What if Godzilla...battled John Goodman?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

In a classic Hollywood twist, they would join forces and terrorize . . . Chi. . . New Zealand

What if April Gray was on the Hype?

 

[Redskulled]

all you nerds would try and hit on her.

What if super hero hype boards had an unmoderated section...

 

[Saph]

all you nerds would try and hit on her.

What if super hero hype boards had an unmoderated section...

You would thrive.

What if the internet never existed?

 

[Red]

You would thrive.

What if the internet never existed?

Then this thread wouldn't exist either.

 

[Saph]

Then this thread wouldn't exist either.

What if Red X's never existed?

 

[Voltage]

The hype would be a much better place.

What if all religion was proved wrong?

 

[My vengeance]

It's moot,people would not accept a theory like this,ever...They're too weak.


What if we were to engage in a war with the USS-,errr,I mean Russia...

 

[Voltage]

Erm... a war would break out and it would somehow involve Russia.

What if everyone in the world was granted one wish?