What if...

[Alpha and Omega]

People would stop listening to contemporary stuff.

What if the Rolling Stones never existed?

 

[Mister J]

I'd have 4 less CD's in my collection and this year's Super Bowl halftime would have consisted of Yanni doing whatever the hell Yanni does. Consequently, I would have gone insane and would be unable to provide my brand of bad jokes here at the Hype.


What if Mick Jagger started truly acting his age?

 

[CConn]

The walker just wouldn't look right up on stage.

What if, on the request of John Lennon, Rock n' Roll was renamed "Chuck Berry"?

 

[Mister J]

The entire state of Tennessee would raise hell because there's no way they'd start calling Elvis the "King of Chuck Berry."

What if all music carried subliminal messages?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Rockwell and MJ's really crappy classic would carry some weight; well, that song and the one by the Police.

What if Quentin Tarantino directed SM3?

 

[user123456789]

We'd get the best action SM yet.

What if Canada was a US State?

 

[Mister J]

Rockwell and MJ's really crappy classic would carry some weight; well, that song and the one by the Police.

What if Quentin Tarantino directed SM3?

Spidey would come equipped in his Iron Spidey suit. He would use his stingers and night vision to engage in a wild killing spree laced with profanity and stoicism.


What if Sony truly gave us all the damn info on SM3 we wanted?

 

[Mister J]

We'd get the best action SM yet.

What if Canada was a US State?

Their free health care would cease to exist.

What if Sony truly gave us all the damn info on SM3 we wanted?

 

[user123456789]

Half the hype would die, the other half will **** their pants.

What if african americans enslaved europeans, instead of vice versa?

 

[CConn]

They're free health care would cease to exist.

What if Sony truly gave us all the damn info on SM3 we wanted?

Everyone would do nothing but argue for like 60 weeks. Then they'd all get bored and go to sleep.

What if Spider-Man fans got everything they wanted for SM3?

 

[Mister J]

(I don't wanna go to sleep)

The movie would be 4 1/2 hours long, Doc Ock would come back, MJ would die (if I get my way) and Spidey would crack way more jokes. Also, Venom would not be Topher. There's more that the movie would be, but I'm too lazy to detail it.


What if they do make 6 Spidey movies?

 

[CConn]

At least one and a third would suck. And Carnage would be in it. He wouldn't suck.

What if the Queen of England decided not to be British anymore?

 

[Mister J]

Prince Charles would get divorced and choose a much prettier Queen-to-be.

What if America adopted a monarchy system?

 

[CConn]

The Bushes and the Kennedys would have a 1000 year civil war.

What if the Bushes and the Kennedys had a 1000 year civil war?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

One would face assassination in the way of a Mussolini.

What if assassinations were legally sanctioned by our gov, and nobody cared?

 

[Mister J]

In response to CConn: The ethnic landscape in America would change vastly.
In response to A and O: The political system would be run by young and attractive females (Who wants to get rid of them right?)

What if it were legal to have backyard distilleries and make moonshine?

 

[CConn]

Who would bother?

What if pot was never made legal, but cocaine was?

 

[user123456789]

George Bush would finally come clean about his crack addiction.

What if the internet never existed?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

In response to CConn: The ethnic landscape in America would change vastly.
In response to A and O: The political system would be run by young and attractive females (Who wants to get rid of them right?)

What if it were legal to have backyard distilleries and make moonshine?

The Kennedy's would never have made their fortune.

What if pot was never made legal, but cocaine was?

Everyday would be a snow day.

What if the internet never existed?

It depends on which pill you chose to take.

What if the Anglo-American forces lost WWII?

 

[CConn]

We'd all have funny little mustaches...and really nice Italian leather boots.

What if, instead of Poland, Hitler invaded the moon?

 

[Mister J]

J'onn J'onzz would have kicked some Nazi booty up and down the 'green cheese'-covered surface of the moon. Consequently, he would have come to Earth much earlier, selected Miami instead of Denver as a base, and morphed his appearance to play Middle Linebacker for the University of Miami. He would have been a 4-year letterman and drafted #1 overall in the NFL Draft. J'onn would grow tired of the humdrum of professional football and follow the path of the hero. By the time he was up for membership in the JLA, he would go by the alias '52 Blitz XY Flex Double T'.

What if MJ dies in SM3?

 

[Spoarz™]

Gwen fans would rejoice (as would the majority of us), however hardcore fanboys would kill Sam Raimi for changing comic book history.

What if real lightsabres were made and sold at a reasonable price at familiar retail outlets?

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

The amputee population would skyrocket.

What if cannibalism wasn't frowned upon??

 

[CConn]

Midgets would have yet another thing to worry about.

What if beards gave their wearers the power of flight?

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

The gangs of Bikers would have to change they're names to....Flyers?? And oh yeah, those guys from ZZ Top would be able to fly to the moon.

What if it were a law that if anybody pissed you off you could legally punch them in the face???