What if...

[captain_jimbo]

Everyone would have a black eye!

What if the Hulk learned to control his temper?

 

[Iceman]

HE would stop being green

What if Superman lost his powers?

 

[captain_jimbo]

The world would be a frightening place to live!

What if animals could talk?

 

[Iceman]

THere would be a lot more swearing going on

What if animals could drive cars?

 

[captain_jimbo]

I'd be really depressed, because I still haven't passed my driving test!

What if animals could vote?

 

[Iceman]

Might get a sensible US president

What If Us Pres was Roland Rat?

 

[captain_jimbo]

That would be GREAT! I'd move there!

What if pigs COULD fly?

 

[Iceman]

I thought they already could?

What if Pigs caught bird flu?

 

[Electrix]

Then they really will be able to fly

What if you realised there was a camera in your bathroom and had been there for a few months?

 

[Iceman]

Send the contents of your toilet down the camera feed till it emerges on the other side

What if there was a pig stuck in your bathroom?

 

[Electrix]

I would tell my bother to get the hell out.

What if paper talked?

 

[Iceman]

I would tell my bother to get the hell out.

What if paper talked?

D


It would be set alight very quickly

What if paper screamed?

 

[captain_jimbo]

It would be bloody annoying!

What if Spongebob Squarepants were President?

 

[Iceman]

Absolutely Correct

but do you have a new question - thats how the game works

 

[captain_jimbo]

What if Spongebob Squarepants were President?

 

[Iceman]

POlicies & speeches would improve

What if Bush won the role of Spongebob in a feature movie?

 

[captain_jimbo]

I'd vomit from every orifice!

What if Freddy Starr was funny?

 

[Iceman]

Not possible

What if Freddie Flintoff was good at cricket?

 

[captain_jimbo]

You don't think he's good?

What if children wished for the moon?

 

[Iceman]

joking

Children will be told to shut up & get on with their homework

What if children wished for the sun

 

[captain_jimbo]

They'd be told to get a job and pay for it themselves!

What if Soaps didn't suck and were actually well thought out pieces of drama?

 

[Iceman]

Then maybe guys would watch them - actually still no

What if soaps were mixed in with all foods?

 

[captain_jimbo]

I'd die of starvation!

What if you could meet your heroes and they were jerks?

 

[Iceman]

I would beat the s t out of them

What if you met them & they all asked you to marry them?

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

Unless it were Catwoman, Power Girl or Psylocke I'd say no.

What if Wolverine was from Mexico???