What if...

[The Comedian]

He could dice the tomatoes for everyone's fajitas.

What if everyone had superpowers?

 

[Laa Dee Dah]

Then nobody would be super.

What if I was a girl?

 

[Spoarz™]

You'd watch soap operas and enjoy clothes shopping everyday.


What if Star Wars was real?

 

[Laa Dee Dah]

We'd all want to be Jedi's/Bounty hunters

...a little more than we do already.

 

[Spoarz™]

Hell yeah!

What if Politicians could be trusted? (A bit unbelievable but still...)

 

[Aiden]

It would never happen

What if Video games never existed

 

[snowangel061989]

then alot of boys would actually have lives

What if everyone were celebrities

 

[Spoarz™]

Then no one would be


What if a cure for hangovers was created?

 

[Aiden]

No one would use it

What if deoderant didnt exist

 

[snowangel061989]

there would be b.o. every where and it would stink

What if toothpaste didn't exist

 

[Arsh]

Then all our teeth would rot and fall out.

What if you get wasted at a bar and wake up in the bed of a guy?

 

[Aiden]

I would have a heart attack

What is SHH didnt exist

 

[Spoarz™]

I'd be doing University coursework instead


What if chocolate and booze was good for us?

 

[snowangel061989]

Many people wouldn't gain weight

What if there was no world

 

[Spoarz™]

We'd be floating around a bit...probably dead


What if the Internet didn't exist?

 

[snowangel061989]

wow, i can't even imagine that. I would have no life

What if there were no computers or laptops

 

[Aiden]

Then the internet would be useless

What if there were no Keyboards & Mouses

 

[Spoarz™]

We'd actually have to interact with real people instead of typing

What if CGI didn't exist?

 

[Iceman]

Then Star Wars would cost $1bn

What if the Hype didn't exist?

 

[The Comedian]

I'd have to find somewhere else to B*tch about movies.

What if Joel Schumacher had never made a Batman movie?

 

[Aiden]

Then Uwe Boll would have made it eventually.

What if the Captain America movie was coming out next month

 

[Iceman]

Noone would watch it

What if Captain America himself was coming out next month

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

Then I'd be one who enlists to be given the Super Soldier syrum after they thaw him out and are able to reproduce the formula.

What if Wolverine had originally been a woman???

 

[Iceman]

He would be called X-23

What if Catwoman had originally been a man

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

Then he'd be a regular two-bit burglar. Not a hot cat-burglar.

What if Colossus were gay in 616??? Who would he like then???