What if...

[PuMpKiN EsCoBaR]

lol Alpha your supposed to leave a question for next person

What if life is found on Mars?

 

[PyroChamber]

Countries would fight over who would get to it first?

What if you woke up in the body of Bill Gates?

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

I would sell MS deposit the money into a bank account only I knew, then have Chuck Norris deliver a double roundhouse to put me back into my normal body.

What if Chuck Norris fought the devil?

 

[NyteWing]

The devil would win cause C.N. is vastly overrated.

Huntress and Black Canary played strip poker?

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

They would do it drunk at my place

What if NyteWing read the 100+ facts about Chuck Norris and realised what a total badass he is?

 

[NyteWing]

Nytewing would pass out from boredom.

The U.S. and Iran settled the nuclear thing with rock paper scissor?

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

We would win then kick them in the nuts, give them a wedige and take thier goat money.

What if the Devil and God fought? (remember yin and yang, light and dark)

 

[C.F. Kane]

John Milton wrote a best-selling book about it. It's pretty fun. A bit wordy, but a decent plot nonetheless.

What if people stopped giving two ***ks about Paris Hilton?

 

[Babs Gordon]

she'd do more drugs and sex tapes.

what if the polar ice caps melted and the sea level rose ~50 meters?

 

[C.F. Kane]

Greenpeace would stand on the high grounds shouting WE TOLD YOU SO!

What if Groucho Marx had ever hosted the Oscars?

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

It would have actually been funny?

If Chuck Norris was nominated for a Nobel Prize, what would it be for?

 

[droogiedroogie2]

That's not a what-if question.

What if Frank Miller could still write a decent Batman story?

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

It would have actually been funny?

If Chuck Norris was nominated for a Nobel Prize, what would it be for?

I fail to see where it is not a what if question.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

That's not a what-if question.

What if Frank Miller could still write a decent Batman story?

I still wouldn't read it


What if you only had one nostril?

 

[Carter]

I'd kill myself for being hideous

What if you were born with penis fingers?

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

I'd kill myself for being hideous

What if you were born with penis fingers?

I would be the man!

What if you drank a gallon of milk in less than an hour?

 

[Roughneck]

Apparently I would throw up.


What it I had not let Jess go?

 

[Fledermaus]

Kidnapping charge


What if we could taste colors, smell noises and see flavor?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

nothing would change.


What if there were no sporting events?

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

People would drink more.

What if Chuck Norrs played every professional sport?

 

[PuMpKiN EsCoBaR]

There would be no other atheletes left cause he would have Roundhouse Kicked them all.

What if Movie makers actually listened to the fans and movie watchers?

 

[Immortalfire]

They might be better off.

What if, Doctor Doom faced off with Dr. Phil?

 

[NyteWing]

Phil would tell him to get past his scarred face and take off his armor. It's what inside that counts. And Dr. Doom would vaporize him right after that.

What if you got one wish?

 

[PuMpKiN EsCoBaR]

I would wish for more wishes

What if you knew the world would end tomorrow and noone else did?

 

[Electrix]

I'd chuckle to myself and eat lots of chocolate.

What if your computer broke right now?