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  1. Alpha and Omega

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    I would seize the moment. Well, 299 moments to be precise.


    What if you tried to rise one morning, and you realized that you were now a paraplegic?
     
  2. Lemonhead

    Lemonhead Conscience is a Killer

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    I'd be, "Well damn the luck!" Then purchase a wheel chair.

    What if you swallowed a toothpick and it was coming out of your anus sideways?
     
  3. Alpha and Omega

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    I'd wake up and realize that it was all a dream.


    What if you went to a restaurant, and you saw the waiter do something to your food.
     
  4. Lemonhead

    Lemonhead Conscience is a Killer

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    When he serves it, I'd ask him to taste it then tell me what he thinks of the quality of the meal. Hint at a generous tip if he does so. If it's a chick, hell, more for my money!

    What if you went deaf in one ear and blind in one eye?
     
  5. Alpha and Omega

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    I'm still have my wits, but I can't drive, fully appreciate a film, or live w/out some kind of assistance, but Hey!! Wouldn't I receive disability?


    What if the moon stop rotating around our planet, due to lack of gravitational pull, and strayed off into space?
     
  6. JStorm

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    The Watchtower would be no more! :(

    What if Christopher Walken was President?
     
  7. Alpha and Omega

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    Everybody would respect the US after just one glare during one of his speeches.

    What if Peter Jackson let Uwe Boll direct Halo??:(
     
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    After watching King Kong... I think Boll pwns Jackson.

    What if the Hype was in Infinite Crisis? :eek:
     
  9. Alpha and Omega

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    First of all, take that back. King Kong was too long but it wasn't bad, it was more above average, but just barely.

    LOTR puts Jackson in a realm few directors will ever venture to.

    If the hype was in the IC saga, my name would be Bruce, and I would make it my priority to sarcastically provoke the blue boy scout.

    What if the Montreal Expos won a World Series?
     
  10. CConn

    CConn Fountainhead of culture.

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    It would be 1994.

    What if Jesus bought himself a nice pair of slacks?
     
  11. JStorm

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    The island was the only good part of Kong. Sorry... three movies, which is really one, does not make you an "A" list director.

    What if David Fincher directing Daredevil?
     
  12. CConn

    CConn Fountainhead of culture.

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    Ironic you mention Fincher...who became a big-name director 2 good movies into his career. :o

    It would be awesome. :(

    What if George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, and Joss Whedon all got together to create one mega-epic: Serenity's Star Jaws?
     
  13. JStorm

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    I only brought it up because MrvlKnight21 told me he was passed over for MSJ. I hope that isn't true. :(

    It would be a great visual flick with lack of story.

    What if Spider-Man married Black Cat?
     
  14. Alpha and Omega

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    Let Lucas direct the 1st. that way there's hope for the other two.
    Let Joss Whedon direct the 2nd to bring forth a serious upgrade.
    Spielberg can end the trilogy in style w/ a gripping finale.

    If this happened in the movies, it would mean that Mary J was dead. For some reason this pleases me.

    What would you do if you could manipulate time?
     
  15. CConn

    CConn Fountainhead of culture.

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    I would have Lucas write the story/screenplay. Then have Whedon completely rewrite the dialogue, and maybe brush up the rest of the script, then have Spielberg direct it. That's what I'd do personally. :o
    Joe Quesada would declare JMS "King of the Universe" and buy him his own luxury yacht.

    What if BB was remade using a full-Jim Henson Muppets cast?
     
  16. PyroChamber

    PyroChamber Not lactose, it's milk!

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    Even Joel Schumacher would say it sucks.

    What if Stan Lee quit Marvel before he created Fantastic Four?
     
  17. The Dude

    The Dude Believe the impossible

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    I don't think I would be a comicbook fan right now.

    What if starfish rose from the sea and started attacking everyone?
     
  18. Alpha and Omega

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    Then Schumacher would remember that he made 'Batman and Robin' and keep his mouth shut. The muppets would own him.

    To answer your question, I wouldn't lose any sleep, and Stan Lee would still have credit for Spidey, X-men, etc. . .

    Maybe they would have solutions that we don't

    What if sequels no longer existed?
     
  19. CConn

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    The FF was the first thing Stan created for Marvel...
    Those fatcats in Hollywood would complain endlessly about profit losses. All the while buying their fatcat houses, and their fatcat cars, and their fatcat prostitutes. Goddamn fatcats.

    What if Neil Armstrong publically announched that the moon was "meh"?
     
  20. Alpha and Omega

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    People would unanimously reply, "meh."

    What if Buzz Aldrin unexpectedly went 'space commando' on another person?
     
  21. BAH HUMBBUG!

    BAH HUMBBUG! There's an invisible man

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    Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick his ass into the vacum of space.

    What if Chuck Norris knew we were talking about him on this website?
     
  22. Spider-X

    Spider-X Big damn hero

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    he'd come in and plug his new book.

    What if President Bush was actually up front with, instead of full of excuses and diversions, the American public?
     
  23. CConn

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    He would make love to us all using only a standard Apple Computer, some cooking oil, and a toothpick.

    Chuck Norris is also McGyver.
    He wouldn't be a US President.

    What if cheap, Japanese automobiles decided to stop being Japanese?
     
  24. Spider-X

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    they would explode.

    Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice.

    What if SHH went under? :eek:
     
  25. BAH HUMBBUG!

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    Chuck Norris would kick his ass for being anti american while he wore an american flag as a bandana with MC Hammer pants and an american flag fanny pack filled with cyanide (sp) for all the traitors.

    They would be cheap?

    Chuck Norris would give birth to it's twin.

    What if MacGuyver and Chuck Norris had a gadget building device contest?
     

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