Discussion in 'SHH Community Forum' started by papa, Jan 12, 2006.
It would be because Malice was looking for an octopus 20,000 leagues under the sea.
Chuck Norris would kick his ass for being anti american while he wore an american flag as a bandana with MC Hammer pants and an american flag fanny pack filled with cyanide (sp) for all the traitors.
They would be cheap?
Chuck Norris would give birth to it's twin.
We would have New Deli?
What if MacGuyver and Chuck Norris had a gadget building device contest?
It would end with both men 20 light years away in space. War World III would also be started when Norris successfully build the world's first Hitler-Bot2000.
What if Delaware was invaded by New Jersey?
I answered that, we would have New Deli?
What if Chuck Norris fell asleep?
the cosmos would collapse.
What if we stopped talking about Chuck Norris?
We would all get laid in an awesome 80s montage.
What if they made David Hasselhoff Soap dispensers?
Impossible, by the natural laws of the Universe we must talk about Chuck Norris, other wise he will threaten God with a flurry of rounshouse kicks to cease the exsistence of everything, even God himself, where upon Chuck Norris would inhale the nothingness into himself making everything one with Chuck.
What if Chuck Norris was president?
They would be melted down here in america to be made into red plastic lifeguard booyes (sp) and they would be in every household and fine dinning establishment in Europe.
What if Chuck Norris were president?
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What if all the characters Joss Whedon created were created by Marvel instead?
What if Mozart lived to old age?
We'ld have thousands more classical songs that could be played around Christmas.
What if John Lennon were still alive today?
He would probably put Bono out of a job.
What if the Apocalypse was tomorrow?
Chuck Norris would kick tomorrow's as and keep it today forever.
What if Chuck Norris didn't have a beard?
We would call him Vin Diesel.
What if all the Chuck Norris jokes all suddenly became jokes about William Shatner?
Chuck Norris and William Shatner would have a duel to the death, but being that Chuck Norris has a billion lives and William Shatner is an anomoly not from any dimension their battle would last until the end of time, where upon Chuck Norris would roundhouse time itself and restart it.
What if David Hasselhof's alumbs were as popular here as they are in Europe?
Youd have a problem.
Should A remake of Godzilla 98 happen?
Wouldn't it be what if a remake of godzilla happend? < that's my answer.
What if people were actually nice to each other?
What if Stan Lee directed the Marvel films that are on their upcoming slate?
He would play ALL the lead roles in each movie and insist that no CGI be used on him since he is really IronMan, Dr. Strange, Hulk, Ghost Rider, Spider-Man, and all the other super heroes.
What if Adam West became president?
I would pledge pledge alligance to him daily
What if Arnold Schwarzenegger became president
The White House would be torn down,then reconstructed because Arnold felt it was 'Too girly'.When questioned about this,Everyone would have a hard time understanding him,and therefore,we'd never know the true reason for his actions.Oh,and everyone would be forced to own a copy of 'Jingle All The Way' on DVD.
What if Malice was president?
What if machines really did try to take over the world?
Go watch the Matrix. It's better than any explanation I bother to give, and that's pretty sad, but oh well.
What would happen if Superman fought Spider-Man, and Batman was the referee?
Supes would definitely win, but Bats would let anything go. Hitting below the belt, no problem. Kryptonite? You betcha. And after Spidey's fifth wisecrack, he'd probably finish him off himself.
What if God was one of us? No, just kidding.
What if foosball was the national pastime?
If God was one of us I would carpool w/ him?? No, just kidding.
If foosball was the national past time, technology would have suffered obsoletion long before that happened.