What if...

[musclesforsupes]

We would get 40 Yr Old Virgin 2

What if I owned the hype?

 

[Ronny Shade]

It would be called FastFoodHype

What if California sank?

 

[Laa Dee Dah]

Luthor would have won.

What if your legs bent the other way at the knee.

 

[Voltage]

You would walki wierd.

What if goths, chavs and emos combined to form an elite kind off people?

 

[Silverstein]

They'd be Gothavmos? They'd wear all black, they'd say they hate everyone then they'd cry. But then they'd try to pick fights with people on the street, even though they're only 14.

What if all Chinese Food is actually poisoned, and you're all going to die...except for me and all asians?

 

[CConn]

I'd start eating Japanese instead.

What if the "D" in ChineseFooD's name was lower-cased?

 

[Voltage]

It would say Chinesefood.

What if all geeks died?

 

[CConn]

They'd pry the keyboard from your cold, dead, hands.

What if Daredevil's only fear was foreign-language films?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Evita would own him.

What if the movie Chinatown was a blueprint for how the world was run?

 

[Sabretooth]

Then peoples' basements would get alooooooot clearer.



What if Hurricane Katrina never happened?

EDIT: Whoops,I posted this and meant to quote Voltage's post

 

[Alpha and Omega]

What's Katrina?

What if Tsunamis ravaged California annually?

 

[Voltage]

They'd pry the keyboard from your cold, dead, hands.

What if Daredevil's only fear was foreign-language films?

I do point out that geeks controll the world.

 

[Voltage]

What's Katrina?

What if Tsunamis ravaged California annually?

California would be veryvery wet.

What if George Bush had a brain cell?

 

[Sabretooth]

Then he probably wouldn't have won second term as president.


What if every comic book was turned into a movie?

 

[CConn]

Chuck Austin and Uwe Boll would have a duel.

What if Chuck Austin had fabuous fashion sense?

 

[Voltage]

Isnt that basicially what is happening now. Anyway their would be a hell of alot of movies.

What if America was never discovered?

 

[Sabretooth]

I'd be kicking ass in Britain,that's what.


What if Batman was never created?

 

[Voltage]

He wouldnt have been created.

What if Hitler was never born?

 

[Silverstein]

Edit: damnit voltage, with your fast typing!

I'd have no one to hate

What if I was Mr.Kool-Aid?

 

[CConn]

The name ChineseFooD would be taken by a white dude.

What if your life was a published by Wildstorm?

 

[The Question]

Either Wildstorm would be much more boring, or my life would be full of flsashy powers, explosions, and impossibly well sculpted six pack abs.


What if you had the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away.



WITH MIND BULLETS!

 

[Voltage]

Either Wildstorm would be much more boring, or my life would be full of flsashy powers, explosions, and impossibly well sculpted six pack abs.


What if you had the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away.



WITH MIND BULLETS!

Where is your question.

 

[Silverstein]

Edit: damnit you guys....>_<

 

[Voltage]

See you all ruined it now.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Either Wildstorm would be much more boring, or my life would be full of flsashy powers, explosions, and impossibly well sculpted six pack abs.


What if you had the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away.



WITH MIND BULLETS!

Yaks = random people

What if gravity could be manipulated, and we started creating land stucture islands in the sky?