What is the worst movie you ever sat through...

That-Guy said:
So for a movie I sat all the way through... hmmm... probably this piece of crap I saw on late night USA years ago called "Vice Academy." It was about an almost all female squad of police cadets who were going around infiltrating prostitution and porn rings. All of the girls were hot and they ran around in lingerie the whole time.
Sounds like the only reason anyone would watch that movie.
 
Having really thought about it, I say "Alexander"; Rosario has a nude scene. 'Nuff said.
 
Dukes of Hazzard
MIB 2 (couldn't finish)
Mr Deeds (and most other Adam Sandler crap)
The Island (and most other Bay crap)
X-Men 3
Elektra
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (great books, terrible movie)
 
Batman and Robin.

I sat through it as a kid.

Sat through it again a year ago to catch the Schumacher commentary........I swear to you, once it was over I was like a crackhead needing a fix with shoving the Batman Begind DVD into the disc tray.
 
without a doubt, POTC 2. never before have i ever considered walking out of a movie...but i came really close.
 
The Island. And even worse, I didn't even develop feelings for Scarlett until AFTER I saw it. So I really didn't even see it for her.
 
These big budget blockbusters at least have high production values, charismatic actors, imrpessive special effects, and so on. At the very least, they are expensive and have good looking people in. The truly bad movies have nothing whatsoever to recommend them. The really awful movies are straight-to-video crap with a $10,000 budget. I recall seeing something about a giant crocodile chasing some people down a hill and then landing on a spike, where it exploded. Sounds great actually - but it was the cheapest, most amateur piece of garbage you'd ever come across. Give me Batman & Robin, The Island, anything mentioned on this board over that any day. Even Van Helsing.
 
The Sweetest thing.

Also, Dukes of Hazzard was a great movie, why the bad?
 
HighVoltage said:
Batman Begins. What a waste of time.

The only good thing of this movie is Katie Holmes Body.
Katie Holmes is hot, but that was overruled in Batman Begins by her bad acting among all the good actors. And I didn't like her character either.
 
Darren Daring said:
Also, Dukes of Hazzard was a great movie, why the bad?

Yes, in a ****ed up, alternate bizarro universe, Dukes Of Hazzard is a great movie. I'll admit it's fun the first time, and yeah, I did mostly see it for Jessica, but really, it's garbage. Pure, unadulterated garbage.
 
ANTHONYNASTI said:
Yes, in a ****ed up, alternate bizarro universe, Dukes Of Hazzard is a great movie. I'll admit it's fun the first time, and yeah, I did mostly see it for Jessica, but really, it's garbage. Pure, unadulterated garbage.

I could easily believe there was no script for The Dukes of Hazzard. They just filmed in a different location every day, made it up on the spot and threw it all together in editing.
 
The Phantom - Kristy Swanson and Catherine Zeta-Jones
Fear of the Dark - Kevin Zegers
Star Wars episode 1&2 - Natalie Portman
House of Wax - Jared Padalecki
I'm sure there's more.
 
Date movie
Open Water
Meet the Fockers

These are the three that automatically spring to mind!
 
Majik1387 said:
The Phantom - Kristy Swanson and Catherine Zeta-Jones
Fear of the Dark - Kevin Zegers
Star Wars episode 1&2 - Natalie Portman
House of Wax - Jared Padalecki
I'm sure there's more.

I love that film. :mad:
 
The Brothers Grimm.

Damn, It was hard not to leave.
The trailer made me think the movie was about two brothers vanishing evil or something.
 
Warhammer said:
I love that film. :mad:
Okay, I loved Josie and the Pussycats but it's still mentioned as a terrible movie.
I also like The Brother's Grimm but I can see how people say it sucks.
 
Majik1387 said:
Okay, I loved Josie and the Pussycats but it's still mentioned as a terrible movie.
I also like The Brother's Grimm but I can see how people say it sucks.
I bumped Josie for Alexander, & I watched them both for pretty much the same reason.
 
It's up between Ultraviolet and Elektra.

Ultraviolet was like a bad Power Rangers episode or something.
 
I forgot about the Species movie,good god. :down
Also
You've Got Mail
Some Van Damme movie about soldiers,oooooo,I can't stand him
Walking Tall,Rock in his underwear almost made up for it.

Most bad movies I've been to were on dates,it's like there's some set law that a date must involve a movie. After awhile you've seen all the good ones and then there's nothing but crap. :csad:
 

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