BvS What kind of humor would you like to see in Man of Steel 2/Batman & Superman?

[Pondslider]

Nothing but puns and dirty limericks.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Put me down for penis and codpiece jokes. In fact... THAT might just be written on my tombstone.

 

[DA_Champion]

I'd prefer a little bit of humour, maybe 2 or 3 jokes in the whole film, and no more.

 

[Tra-El]

The opening should start off with Clark Kent at his desk, lurking on "Superherohype.com" and reading all these reactions to Ben Affleck as Batman. Then, Bruce Wayne appears behind him for a business meeting..

Bruce Wayne:
What's so funny, Kent?

Clark Kent: (Chuckling; startled, quickly exits out of his browser)
Uh, noth--nothing.

Bruce Wayne:
You weren't watching pornographic movies, were you Kent? You know that can get you fired?

Clark Kent:
No, I.....yes. Yes I was watching porn, Bruce (holds in laugh.)

Bruce Wayne:
Idiot. Get up, I'll clear your history and rinse out your hard-drive (pulls out a Universal Serial-Bat--or--a USB.) There, all set. Don't let me catch you again or I'll have your ass in hot water.

Clark Kent:
You betchya, Batfleck, I mean, Bruce.

Bruce Wayne:
Huh?

 

[Kane52630]

What kind of humor would you like to see in Man of Steel 2/Batman & Superman?

 

[Tra-El]

^yes.

 

[TheGospelOfMark]

I've always found the difference in personalities humorous in the cartoons. Superman is always putting a positive spin on things, and Batman is cynical and untrusting. That's funny to me.

 

[smallville fan]

yes

 

[GREEN =w= DAY]

keep it simple and subtle

 

[Rowsdower!]

I think this movie needs a Super Cafe scene.

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

I think this movie needs a Super Cafe scene.

And a scene where they go fishing with costumes on.

 

[Rowsdower!]

And a scene where Superman looks at Batman's costume and says, "That's some thick Kevlar you're wearing there. I can still see your nipples though."

 

[MrMaooz]

Michael Bay jokes.

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

And a scene where Superman looks at Batman's costume and says, "That's some thick Kevlar you're wearing there. I can still see your nipples though."

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

Michael Bay jokes.

Racial stereotypes and *********ion jokes. A gay robot perhaps.

But seriously, DC can learn a thing or two from the marvel movies when it comes to humor.

 

[NickNitro]

They shouldn't try to be Marvel. DC/WB has been known to be a bit darker and more adult themed. I don't need to see any of this humor in the movie.

 

[Kane52630]

don't be that guy, Nick.

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

They shouldn't try to be Marvel. DC/WB has been known to be a bit darker and more adult themed. I don't need to see any of this humor in the movie.

But darker doesn't mean humorless. Man of Steel was a just bit too serious at times. I'm not talking about fart jokes.

 

[DeadPresident]

Racial stereotypes and *********ion jokes. A gay robot perhaps.

But seriously, DC can learn a thing or two from the marvel movies when it comes to humor.

RDJ's one-liners are the only things keeping Avengers going...

 

[NickNitro]

don't be that guy, Nick.

I am the voice the Batman Threads deserve, but not the one it needs right now t:

RDJ's one-liners are the only things keeping Avengers going...

Hmmm......to engage, or not to engage, that is the question.

 

[Masone]

Racial stereotypes and *********ion jokes. A gay robot perhaps.

But seriously, DC can learn a thing or two from the marvel movies when it comes to humor.

The only Marvel movie that was actually funny was the Avengers. The others just tried. I remember laughing uncontrollably in the theater during parts of the Avengers.

 

[NickNitro]

Hulk punching Thor off screen still makes me laugh, no matter how many times I see it.

 

[\S/JcDc\S/]

Did scoopers get inspired by my line for the rumored Bruce Wayne MMA visit?

 

[InJustice]

I want to see the kind of humour where Superman levels a city and he's like

And then Batman gets all

And then Wonder Woman talks with Aquaman and they're like

And then the rest of the soon-to-be-formed Justice League act like this as they see two meatheads going at it because measuring *****.

That would make my decade.

 

[Goshdarn Batman]

I like your ideas, but I think they should just use that clip of Charlton Heston every time something cute or funny happens in the movie.

Superman: "Time to die, Lex!"

Lex Luthor: "No, Superman! Show some mercy!"

Superman: "Mercy is for the weak!" *fries Lex with heat vision*

Batman: "Die, you sick bastard!" *beats up the ashes*

Wonder Woman: "I think he's kinda hot!"

And then: