I speak the way I type. So don't **** around you melons or I'll open you up!!
But I'm very polite to people I don't know. Like shop workers or people at restaurants. Only if they are polite to me mind.
People who are rude to me or aggressive to me in the pub or something I speak to them like **** and threaten them with the obligatory "COME ON THEN YOU C***!!!" or "**** off if you know what's good for ya you slag" or "Just please, **** off". I can be a peace maker too though. If one of my friends is getting a hard time I try to defuse the situation first. One of my trademarks is "Look mate, it's Friday night, everyone should be out having a good time, not getting into arguments"
To be people I know well like my friends and family I **** around with em, bit of playful banter. But I am a good person at heart (believe it or not) so when someone is feeling down or has problems I like to think I can be a great motivator and help. And there is nothing wrong with random, meaningless conversations. People who don't partake in this need to remove the bug from their arses. It's good to talk.
But, people who incessantly blabber on and on and on and on, repeating themselves over and over and over really piss me off. I heard you the first time you ass hat!
Sometimes I speak with dodgy accents randomly. Like Jamaican or Russian or Irish or something.
I do curse/swear a lot. So if you don't like that, go take a running ****ing jump you c***!
