What SAVED BY THE BELL taught me!

[Catman]

yeah she was blonde back then, but i think she's better now as a brunette

 

[BlackLantern]

and colored contacts as well

 

[SoulManX]

SBTB showed me that Kelly's ex would pilot a ship in the future to fight bug with Christmas Jones then have his brain sucked out

 

[Suirou]

SBTB has taught me that your girlfriend would dump you for a college boyfriend then break up with him. Then in college, you would be back together then she will dump you for a professor.

 

[BlackLantern]

but then she will come back because she really loves you, and then maybe bang the mailman, pool boy, gardenerm, etc

 

[Majic Walrus]

SBTB has taught me that your girlfriend would dump you for a college boyfriend then break up with him. Then in college, you would be back together then she will dump you for a professor.

SBTB has taught me to look into a career as a Professor.

 

[Fresh Prince]

SBTB taught me I can get fake IDs and get into a night club were i meet a hot women.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

SBTB taught me i liked girls, kelly god damn she was hot

 

[Prison Mike]

Saved by the Bell taught me to never put 100% trust into my principal's younger brother because he will leave you high and dry on the day of a big river rafting trip.

 

[scifiwolf]

Saved by the Bell taught me that school plays based on fairy tales are always better when they're rapped.

 

[Suirou]

Saved by the Bell taught me that school plays based on fairy tales are always better when they're rapped.

They even did a Cinderella Rap.

What SBTB has taught me that even thought a hot girl can claim that she has 6 brothers, she will never mention her young sister until she shows up.

 

[Catman]

http://www.hulu.com/watch/86159/e-news-now-saved-by-the-bell-cast-reunites

 

[Drizzle]

LOL! Screech is still the outcast!

 

[Catman]

Nineties TV hit Saved By The Bell has inspired an X-rated porn movie.

Adult actors will take on the characters of high school students Zack Morris, A.C. Slater, Kelly Kapowski, Lisa Turtle, Jessie Spano and Screech - with a hardcore twist.

Hustler filmmaker Jeff Thrill says of the new movie, which is currently casting, "We couldn't wait to get our hands on this one. It's amazing, for such a silly show, how many fans it has.

"Fans will get this. Expect some great surprises! We have great resources on our staff to ensure that we capture the true essence of the show."

The movie, which is due for release in the autumn, may be boosted by a real-life reunion of the show's stars - which U.S. talk show host Jimmy Fallon is attempting to organise.

 

[Drizzle]

Dustin Diamond isn't playing Screech, is he?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Saved by the Bell taught me to never put 100% trust into my principal's younger brother because he will leave you high and dry on the day of a big river rafting trip.

Rod Belding FTL

 

[Showtime]

Saved By The Bell taught me that the best way to hold a conversation with your dad is to use your gigantic cell phone and call his gigantic cell phone.

 

[ComicChick]

They even did a Cinderella Rap.

What SBTB has taught me that even thought a hot girl can claim that she has 6 brothers, she will never mention her young sister until she shows up.

i dont remember the cinderella rap, but i remember the snow white one

and yeah i dont remember seeing any of kelly's family, but there were supposed to be a bunch of em. i dont even remember the sister either

 

[Catman]

i dont remember the cinderella rap, but i remember the snow white one

That's cause there wasn't a Cinderella one.

i dont remember seeing any of kelly's family

One of her sisters was the one that had a crush on Zack. Then there was that baby brother that for some stupid reason she brough to school and everyone had to help take care of it cause she was taking pictures for the yearbook. Her dad first appeared in that episode where he says that he lost his job, so can't afford a prom dress. So, Zack and her have a ghetto prom in the backyard. And both her parents appeared in the Wedding movie.

 

[BizarroAids]

SBTB taught me to never play poker against rich nerds named Maxwell.

 

[PyroChamber]

What have I learned? Well...

If you have a friend who's "weirdly nerdy", so weird even regular nerds want nothing to do with him, you can't help but to love him; no matter how much he ****s up, which is usually all the time.

A somewhat popular troublemaker, a jock, a cheerleader, a nerd, a brainy feminist, and a somewhat ditsy mall girl can all be friends in high school with no one saying absolutely nothing about it.

Anyone can teach high school, even older half-deaf women.

Girls with motorcycles never take off their leather jackets AT ALL, unless they're on a date.

Jessie was more of a nerd than Screech.

 

[BizarroAids]

What have I learned? Well...

If you have a friend who's "weirdly nerdy", so weird even regular nerds want nothing to do with him, you can't help but to love him; no matter how much he ****s up, which is usually all the time.

A somewhat popular troublemaker, a jock, a cheerleader, a nerd, a brainy feminist, and a somewhat ditsy mall girl can all be friends in high school with no one saying absolutely nothing about it.

Anyone can teach high school, even older half-deaf women.

Girls with motorcycles never take off their leather jackets AT ALL, unless they're on a date.

Jessie was more of a nerd than Screech.

You forgot to add....
It's also cool to push up the sleeves of your leather jacket.

 

[\S/JcDc\S/]

Maybe someone here will know. What was the show, somewhat like SBTB which featured a german accent guy (I think named Christian), a cute blonde with english accent, and a blonde dude who plays guitar? Oh ya and a short New Yorkers sounding guy. I remembered it being a better SBTB like show, than most others including the craptastic new class

 

[knowsbleed]

I can't help but think of AC Slatering whenever this thread comes up.

 

[ComicChick]

Maybe someone here will know. What was the show, somewhat like SBTB which featured a german accent guy (I think named Christian), a cute blonde with english accent, and a blonde dude who plays guitar? Oh ya and a short New Yorkers sounding guy. I remembered it being a better SBTB like show, than most others including the craptastic new class

it was USA High. i used to watch it