I have a feeling that his superhero would be a woman, likely played by some obscure scream queen from the 70's whose superpower would be unlimited knowledge of trivial pop culture references. Her episode would be spent trying to flaunt her powers to her "hip" friends and trying to best them in a game of Trivial Pursuit while they talk about their day, which usually involves back massages, saying guys are dogs, how today's car chases don't compare to Bullit or Vanishing Point, and on and on.
At about 55 minutes into the episode, his hero dies. This ends Heroes: Origins episode 4, Volume 1.
Volume 2 starts off with an unrelated superhero who's sole trait is an unusual looking foot. And pop culture references no one cares about. 40 minutes of the episode consist of closeups of her feet with pop culture dialogue continue. The episode ends and we still feel ripped off but boy, that was surely a great soundtrack they played!
