Which country does America deserve to get its ass kicked by?

[Kritish]

Holland should take over the United States and show us what it's like to really be free.

No, Kazakhstan. In Kazakhstan it's illegal for more than five women to get together except for ****e houses and cemetaries.

What an enlightened country.

 

[Strong Guy]

No, Kazakhstan. In Kazakhstan it's illegal for more than five women to get together except for ****e houses and cemetaries.

What an enlightened country.

Gosh.Why issit illegal?

 

[Kritish]

Gosh.Why issit illegal?

Because the moment women learn how to read they will get ideas about equality.
They aren't people like us.

Spoiler

Note: for those females that can't understand a joke.
This is a joke.

 

[Strong Guy]

owh...that's just sick.I mean....DAMN!

 

[Kmack]

Good thing I read that spoiler tag!

j/k

 

[Assassin]

CANADA!














haha yea right..

 

[heypapajinx]

Switzerland.
DOY!
NO ONE would see that coming!!!
and then when the battle is all over they'd be all "meh" and just shrug and watch tv.
totally awesome!

 

[Strong Guy]

Hmm..i'd go for the French.They're always making fun of the French.

 

[heypapajinx]

Hmm..i'd go for the French.They're always making fun of the French.

they have already beaten us... with obesity and diabetes
due to their declicious "french fries".

 

[Strong Guy]

they have already beaten us... with obesity and diabetes
due to their declicious "french fries".

Hahahahaha..now that is a good one.French fries are definitely killing us.Too many fat people around here waiting to die a slow death from eating all those french fries.Damn that's a good joke.

 

[heypapajinx]

Hahahahaha..now that is a good one.French fries are definitely killing us.Too many fat people around here waiting to die a slow death from eating all those french fries.Damn that's a good joke.

Joke!?
pfft.

 

[Strong Guy]

I mean,yeah.Don't you think it's funny.Don't tell me you were serious when you said that american people were dying from eating all those french fries.

 

[Halcohol]

CANADA!

Oh, don't worry. We're comin'.

 

[heypapajinx]

I mean,yeah.Don't you think it's funny.Don't tell me you were serious when you said that american people were dying from eating all those french fries.

but of course we are.t:
and the decline of our civilization didn't start there.
it started when they introduced "french kissing" into our knowledge.
thus leading to the decline of propreity and then the decline of humanity and the inevitable emphasis put on sex in the US and now to this... the apocalypse.
the French beat us long ago.

 

[mightiest_mortal]

I thinnk us Brits should take over US again.
either that or Australia.
we need somewhere else to go when were not welcome in our own country anymore in 10-20 years

 

[Halcohol]

I thinnk us Brits should take over US again.
either that or Australia.
we need somewhere else to go when were not welcome in our own country anymore in 10-20 years

LOL If I wake up one day to hear that the British have launched a naval invasion of Australia, I will piss myself laughing.

 

[mightiest_mortal]

LOL If I wake up one day to hear that the British have launched a naval invasion of Australia, I will piss myself laughing.

LoL nah, we're just all going to emigrate there without them noticing until one day the Australians go "hang on a minute... where the smurf did all of them come from?"
But by that point it will be too late