White Club

[Angry Sentinel]

I just read the thread title and started laughing

*Best Eddie Murphy Voice* "Silly colorless people"

 

[Sloth7d]

Black actors and writers of the 1999 television season:
I have one piece of advice for you.
No matter what the networks tell you,
There are no blacks on the TV screen.
None.
Oh, there are color TV's, and black people who've got 'em! But you don't want a TV! You want a JOB.
And there are NO BLACKS ON THE TV SCREEN.

If a network tells you your show needs to be more diverse, that means they're hiring more white people.

"Friends" is a fantasy. They live in a world where you can go around New York City for five years, and not run into a single black person. Way to go, Guiliani!

STOP EATING FRIED CHICKEN!

If you're a black midget actor, be prepared to call your white co-stars "mommy" and "daddy".

Now some of the shows this season may offend you,
And most of the shows may not apply to you.
But no matter what the networks tell you,
There are no blacks on the TV screen.

If a show with one black character hires you for "flavor", you are not a writer! Oh, you'll get paid! But your opinion doesn't count unless it's a question of slang.

Will Smith is NOT hip-hop. Eminem is, though!

If your agent doesn't call after two weeks, Chris Tucker got the job.

WHY DO THEY PUT ALL THE "BLACK" SHOWS ON THE SAME NIGHT?!!! Like black folks are only home on Thursdays!

Prime Time. Ain't nothing wrong with that!

White agents, just because you have a black client doesn't mean you have to complicate the handshake!

And now, a network breakdown for everybody:

ABC:
Anything
But
Color

NBC:
Nothing
But
Caucasians.

CBS:
Colorless
Broadcast
System.

UPN:
Under
Paid
Negroes.

WB:
Where 'da
Brothers?

Now FOX got a lotta black people---
Except they're all on COPS!

Now some of the shows this season may offend you.
But no matter what the networks tell you:
There are no blacks on the TV screen

I remember that song and no sex in the champagne room. Chris rock is the funny.t:

 

[Fried Gold]

At my school this girl tried to start a club for white people, they denied her and said that it was racist. I dont get how this is remotely racist. There are tons and tons of asian clubs, african-american, islamic and any religion/race club but we cant make a white people club? What the hell. Just making a white people club doesnt mean its the ****ing KKK

Are you actually mental? Black, asian clubs etc are there because we, as white people, actively go out our way to ensure segregation. If we as a race were more accommodating, there wouldn't be any need for any of those clubs.

 

[Sloth7d]

You would think their would be more Black and white people unite clubs...or something like that. Since, America is all about intergration alledgedly.

 

[Angry Sentinel]

The first rule of White Club is - you do not talk about White Club.

you people wouldn't know comedic genius if it came up and slapped you in the face

I'm going to agree with Mr Sparkle, this was all that truly needed to be said on this subject.

 

[jimmy]

What about grits club?

 

[Fried Gold]

Yeah, but paraphrasing an over quoted line from an overrated movie is to comedy genius what Warwick Davis is to tall people.

 

[Sloth7d]

There are a few womens club--er I mean Womyns clubs here and there.

uhhh.. excuse me but just because it is YOUR favorite movie doesn't mean we all have to laugh at that.

Actually, I laughed and very hard.
I just didn't type it in.

 

[November Rain]

edit

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Lol a white club. That's funny.

 

[Angry Sentinel]

Yeah, but paraphrasing an over quoted line from an overrated movie is to comedy genius what Warwick Davis is to tall people.

LOL, but true comedy genius does not depend upon paraphrasing, quoting, or rating.... it's all in the timing dear boy, the timing!


And what'd you just say about Dionne Warwick??

 

[Fried Gold]

I asked if she knew the way to San Jose.

 

[Angry Sentinel]

I asked if she knew the way to San Jose.

LMAO...

See, timing

 

[AndThePickles]

I remember that song and no sex in the champagne room. Chris rock is the funny.t:

YES! "No sex in the champagne room, no sex in the champagne room......ABSOLUTELY..."

Haha that's gonna be stuck in my head all day now.

 

[terry78]

YES! "No sex in the champagne room, no sex in the champagne room......ABSOLUTELY..."

Haha that's gonna be stuck in my head all day now.

Like it wasn't before now.

 

[AndThePickles]

Like it wasn't before now.

Only on Sundays.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

- Heeey. You're looking very white today.
- Thanks! Right back atcha.
- That's "At. You."
- Right, right....white.
- Okay, I now call this meeting of the White Club to order


WTF does the White Club do?

- How goes our domination of all media and commerce in America?

- good....good...it's going rully well.

 

[mightiest_mortal]

- Heeey. You're looking very white today.
- Thanks! Right back atcha.
- That's "At. You."
- Right, right....white.
- Okay, I now call this meeting of the White Club to order

So what do they do in these all black clubs and fraternities?
"Heey. you're looking very black today."

 

[The Lizard]

I think we should start celebrating White Day in the US like Japan does.


Nothing to do with race of course, but mmmmm...marshmallows.

 

[Won '08]

So what do they do in these all black clubs and fraternities?
"Heey. you're looking very black today."

You're on Meth.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

So what do they do in these all black clubs and fraternities?
"Heey. you're looking very black today."

you seriously don't get the difference?
you honestly can't grasp the often times necessity for these people to seek support systems?

gawd......

 

[Super_Child]

Sadly its just the way the world is at the moment. Blacks/Asians seem to be able to be racist towards white people and get away with it, But White people can't tell a racist joke about blacks before A MLK wannabe slaps him silly. Its like White people's punishment for enslaving Blacks in the past I guess? Only That was our ancestors not people who are alive today.

I'm not saying I want a white mans club or anything like that. I'd just like to be able to joke about blacks the way Comedians like Eddie Murphy do about Whites, without being called a racist.

 

[Erzengel]

Sadly its just the way the world is at the moment. Blacks/Asians seem to be able to be racist towards white people and get away with it, But White people can't tell a racist joke about blacks before A MLK wannabe slaps him silly. Its like White people's punishment for enslaving Blacks in the past I guess? Only That was our ancestors not people who are alive today.

I'm not saying I want a white mans club or anything like that. I'd just like to be able to joke about blacks the way Comedians like Eddie Murphy do about Whites, without being called a racist.

Woo Hoo. Take that crackers!!!! t:

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Can't we all just be in...the HUMAN club.

 

[Super_Child]

Can't we all just be in...the HUMAN club.

No. Not until we are allowed.