Who could take the Maestro?

[TheCorpulent1]

Please, if you need Tums for heartburn, you're more of a woman than I thought. And I had you in a skirt and pigtails already.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Please, if you need Tums for heartburn, you're more of a woman than I thought. And I had you in a skirt and pigtails already.

Pff, shows what you know. I got rid of the pigtails and skirt years ago.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Ponytail, then?

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Nope, you're way off. Now I'm pimping the Leia buns and sporting the banana hammock.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I don't think it's actually possible to "pimp" the Leia buns unless you're Carrie Fisher.

20 years ago.

In the gold bikini.

 

[Tropico]

She didn't have the buns with the bikini, 'tard!

 

[Johnny Blaze]

I don't think it's actually possible to "pimp" the Leia buns unless you're Carrie Fisher.

20 years ago.

In the gold bikini.

You'd think that, wouldn't you? But I look smokin' hawt in them buns.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

She didn't have the buns with the bikini, 'tard!

She should have!

Lucas needs to release a new, Specialer Special Edition where Greedo no longer shoots first and Leia has the buns with the bikini. Those are the only changes that need to be in it. Of course, Lucas will probably want to add re-remastered color and a few extra rings and some billowing smoke and... I don't know, sprinklers and dancing midgets to all the explosions, too.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

She should have!

Lucas needs to release a new, Specialer Special Edition where Greedo no longer shoots first and Leia has the buns with the bikini. Those are the only changes that need to be in it. Of course, Lucas will probably want to add re-remastered color and a few extra rings and some billowing smoke and... I don't know, sprinklers and dancing midgets to all the explosions, too.

He should replace Greedo with Jar Jar...just so I can see Han shoot that stupid bastard dead.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

They should make a novel set between Episodes III and IV where Jar-Jar falls off a cliff and gets eaten by a Sarlac, then spit out and blown up by Boba Fett, then has his charred corpse raped by Jabba the Hut. I think it'd be the perfect bridge between the two trilogies.

 

[Tropico]

Even Jar-Jar's chewed up, blown up, raped by a slug's corpse is so awesomely lame that it can beat the MAestro!!up:

 

[Johnny Blaze]

They should make a novel set between Episodes III and IV where Jar-Jar falls off a cliff and gets eaten by a Sarlac, then spit out and blown up by Boba Fett, then has his charred corpse raped by Jabba the Hut. I think it'd be the perfect bridge between the two trilogies.

Novel? Hell, they should make a film about it!

I'd see it like twenty times...in an day!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I'd have it surgically implanted into my retinas so I could watch it all the time.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Heh, that'd be the definite way to go.


On a similar note...

 

[Tropico]

 

[Johnny Blaze]

I love that gif. Too bad it's not bigger though.

 

[Tropico]

yeah, stupid Photobucket!!!!!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Does the dude say "pwnt"?

 

[Tropico]

yup

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Heh, then that's funny.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Haha, where the hell is that from?

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Haha, where the hell is that from?

God if I know. The simple fact that it exists is enough for me.

 

[KevanG]

Thats awesome

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Thats awesome

It really, really is.