why do most men

[JStorm]

I wanted to say something clever and funny; but the more I think about the thread topic, the more I realise when does a man have a chance to lie about his penis size, and why?

Seriously..

Man: Hello.
Woman: Hi.
Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Sure!
*After a few drinks.
Man: So you want to take this somewhere more.. intimate?
Woman: Well.. how big are you?
Man: Excuse me?
Woman: You heard me. How big *hold hands up and apart* are you?
Man:
Woman: It's a simple question.
Man: *lies about his size*


Along with the many other scenarios, this one is ridiculous.

Even if said guy "landed a girl," does he lie about his size right before sex? it's not like she isn't about to find out!

 

[terry78]

Who exactly would ask what your size is? That's what I want to know.

 

[nosebleed.]

Who exactly would ask what your size is? That's what I want to know.

The one legged, bald headed chick from I'm Gonna Git You Sucka?

 

[JStorm]

Who exactly would ask what your size is? That's what I want to know.

Exactly my point.

There is another ridiculous scenario within your post.

 

[terry78]

True enough...no guy would ask due to it automatically making him sound gay as all get out, and girls...I have yet to hear a girl ask about inches, but more about what she sees and feels as far as girth and width.

 

[SLVRSR4]

I just noticed that my penis is extremely small proportionately to most animals. I thought i would throw in a definition though
chode- width> lengtht:

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

I dont lie about such things.

 

[Ice-man]

well the point of this is, i was at a party chyllin drinking, when one of my friends beer pong disouts( meaning to try to **** up my shot) well he whipped his dick out flopped it on the table, now he randomly came out a week or two prior and was like i nailed this chaick and she thought my dick was huge, and i was like well how big is huge, and hes like idk 8-9 inches soft.

well when he whipped his **** out at the party, it was no more than 5-6.
and the disout worked btw.


i hated him for doin that.


anyway he clearly lied about his package. not that i rly care, but i wanted to know if a mojoirty of men lie as well.

 

[tzarinna]

 

[Movies205]

You know it turned you on

 

[Fledermaus]

My dick is 5 inches.


































around.

 

[Ice-man]

i thought u were gonna say from the ground, that **** was soo lame, every one in my school used that line! and i wanted to slap em in the face with my cock! and be like *****h what u think of that ****!


naa im kiddin, but that did used to annoy me, but u changed it up a bit, so thanx.

 

[Movies205]

I thought you were going to say, "My dick is 5 inches from the ground". That line would of been pretty lame, every one in my school has use that line! I just wanted to slap them in the face with my cock! And then say, "*****h what do you think of that ****!"


Nah, I'm just kidding but that line used to annoy me. However, you changed it up a bit, thank you.

For ****s and giggles, I went and grammatically corrected your post, I put in bold all the changes. Illuminating, isn't?

 

[Honey Vibe]

For ****s and giggles, I went and grammatically corrected your post, I put in bold all the changes. Illuminating, isn't?

I thought you were going to say, "My dick is five inches from the ground". That line would have been pretty lame; everyone in my school has used that line! I just wanted to slap them in the face with my cock and then say, "*****h what do you think of that ****"!


Nah, I'm just kidding but that line used to annoy me. However, you changed it up a bit. Thank you.

Peenark ********!

 

[Movies205]

Peenark ********!

I should of gone with the period and taken out the "and"... Semi-Colons are for noobs

 

[Ice-man]

lmao thank you guys. funny ****.

yea looking over all that with spelling corrections makes me feel like a big artard.
but whatever atleast you understood what i was saying, so no big.

i should invest in windows vista that way i can talk into a mic and it spells all the words out for me. haha.

 

[Kritish]

well the point of this is, i was at a party chyllin drinking, when one of my friends beer pong disouts( meaning to try to **** up my shot) well he whipped his dick out flopped it on the table, now he randomly came out a week or two prior and was like i nailed this chaick and she thought my dick was huge, and i was like well how big is huge, and hes like idk 8-9 inches soft.

well when he whipped his **** out at the party, it was no more than 5-6.
and the disout worked btw.


i hated him for doin that.


anyway he clearly lied about his package. not that i rly care, but i wanted to know if a mojoirty of men lie as well.

idk? rly? This isn't a text message dude, there isn't a 150 character limit and you don't have to use your phone buttons. Using short hand is just going to make you look like a dumb ass.

 

[Kritish]

i should invest in windows vista that way i can talk into a mic and it spells all the words out for me. haha.

Oh lord, that would make your spelling & grammar muscle even more apathetic. Just download the google toolbar if your spelling just naturally sucks.

 

[Ice-man]

your right, i should learn how to spell better.

i blame it on my elemantery school teachers, they had some rediculous idea that ware if we spelt things wrong such as fone (phone) weed get credit and we were told that it was right, altough it was wrong, a few teachers actually got fired because of that method, and i guess it just kinda stuck.

its no excuse though, i just gotta try harder.

 

[Kritish]

your right, i should learn how to spell better.

i blame it on my elemantery school teachers, they had some rediculous idea that ware if we spelt things wrong such as fone (phone) weed get credit and we were told that it was right, altough it was wrong, a few teachers actually got fired because of that method, and i guess it just kinda stuck.

its no excuse though, i just gotta try harder.

Oh lord, on second thought, don't download the google toolbar. You'll overwhelm it to where it breaks.

 

[Ice-man]

hey, nobody's perfect.

 

[Abaddon]

your right, i should learn how to spell better.

i blame it on my elemantery school teachers, they had some rediculous idea that ware if we spelt things wrong such as fone (phone) weed get credit and we were told that it was right, altough it was wrong, a few teachers actually got fired because of that method, and i guess it just kinda stuck.

its no excuse though, i just gotta try harder.

the drugs couldn't have helped either. I imagine you drink too, no?

 

[Kritish]

the drugs couldn't have helped either. I imagine you drink too, no?

You'd be surprised at the things you can misspell after a sub par education and years of weed an alcohol abuse.

 

[Ice-man]

Not a big drinker, and as of today i quit smoking, and o-side district schools don't teach you much.

 

[Abaddon]

well hopefully you stick with it. The non-smoking I mean.