JStorm
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I wanted to say something clever and funny; but the more I think about the thread topic, the more I realise when does a man have a chance to lie about his penis size, and why?
Seriously..
Man: Hello.
Woman: Hi.
Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Sure!
*After a few drinks.
Man: So you want to take this somewhere more.. intimate?
Woman: Well.. how big are you?
Man: Excuse me?
Woman: You heard me. How big *hold hands up and apart* are you?
Man:
Woman: It's a simple question.
Man: *lies about his size*
Along with the many other scenarios, this one is ridiculous.
Even if said guy "landed a girl," does he lie about his size right before sex? it's not like she isn't about to find out!
Seriously..
Man: Hello.
Woman: Hi.
Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Sure!
*After a few drinks.
Man: So you want to take this somewhere more.. intimate?
Woman: Well.. how big are you?
Man: Excuse me?
Woman: You heard me. How big *hold hands up and apart* are you?
Man:

Woman: It's a simple question.
Man: *lies about his size*
Along with the many other scenarios, this one is ridiculous.
Even if said guy "landed a girl," does he lie about his size right before sex? it's not like she isn't about to find out!
