why do most men

[Halcohol]

Bwahahahahahaa! Do you know what an idiot you make yourself sound like with that?

Porn is NOTHING like real sex. Far from it, especially the type your average 16 year old can get hold of. Porn is all about posing for the camera and showing off- no fun whatsoever.

Quiet! You're going to ruin the surprise, not to mention you're depriving us of the laughs we'll all get when he comes begging for our help to find out what he's doing wrong!

 

[Fried Gold]

I remember watching some porn with my ex. She turned to me and said "Now that's a cock.."

 

[Ice-man]

which hole do i stick it in?

lmao.

*looks at instuction manule*

take tab A, insert into slot B, remove from slot B, stick it in slot C when she aint lookin.

 

[Kyalesyin]

^

not the **** ive wached, u ever go on lodita, they got first timers on web cams doin that **** just to show themselfs off.

im not talkin about the high end, playboy ****.

im talkin bout the real ****.

In a word, STAGED.

 

[Kyalesyin]

I remember watching some porn with my ex. She turned to me and said "Now that's a cock.."

Is that why she's your ex?

Reminds me of the time we ended up joking about penis sizes in a psychology lesson once. Someone starts doing the 'I bet I've got the biggest one in the room' gig. I waited until he'd finished crowing and pointed out that not only do I have a bigger cock than him, mine is purple and sparkly and I can take mine off when I'm finished with it. Besides, he's stuck with what he has and I can always buy a bigger one.

 

[Ice-man]

wait ur a lesbian?

unles im readin ur sig wrong?

and lmao at the purple pleasure stick.

 

[Kyalesyin]

wait ur a lesbian?

unles im readin ur sig wrong?

and lmao at the purple pleasure stick.

Yep. I'm a lesbian. Someone give the guy a smartie.

 

[terry78]

Well, if you watch the amateur homemade ones, those may be a little more realistic...or one where the guy basically sets up a cam in his room that the girl doesn't know about....

 

[Erzengel]

Well, if you watch the amateur homemade ones, those may be a little more realistic...or one where the guy basically sets up a cam in his room that the girl doesn't know about....

Ha, prom night.

 

[terry78]

^"Erz, why do you have a teddy bear right at the foot of your bed?"

"Shaddup, and turn around so's you're at the right angle for Mr. Teddy to get the best view."

 

[Abaddon]

woman: I just had sex with the greatest living suspense writer.

girlfriend: how was it?

woman: anticlimactic.

*rimshot*

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I saw this porno once. The guys penis was like 3 feet long. Only 1/4 fitted in the womans vagina. I ask you, how does a guy walk around all day with something like that hanging around?

I also read this story once of a girl who said she dated a man with an inch penis erect. Now that is worrying.

 

[Machx72]

Who's "most men"? Have you been taking a survey and doing surprise inspections or something?

jag

Actually, there have been surveys done on this and it found that most men will add about an inch onto their own sizes when asked by others. When doctors measure themselves, the average size is brought down to about 5.25 inches.

 

[terry78]

I wish another straight guy would ask me my penis size. My response, "why, you want to see how much can fit into your mouth?" Now shut it.

 

[Ice-man]

^ lamo.

and kayl, i have nuthing against lesbians, just if you though that, **** i love lesbians, them *****es in pornos, zomg!!

lol im kiddng.


and yea the porn i wach is sometimes are the kind ware girls dont know there being filmed, lol at when the figure it out and kick the **** outa the guys.

 

[Enriquespy]

all this talking make me curious.. so I measured it: 16!!!!! ..............cm 6 inches more or less....


yes.... like you care.... :P

 

[Crowforge]

down to the centimeter...

 

[Motown Marvel]

penis size is one of the few things in life where im better than average.

 

[Ice-man]

i got slapped my hard in the face yesterday by one of my friends when i told him i quit smoking weed. well not that i quit, im limiting it to ONCE a week on friday or saturday nights.

well any way **** kinda hurt, i wasnt expecting it at all.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I remember I saw this video once of this guy cheating on his wife. He brings this **** into his own house and records it. The wife catches them and goes crazy. I wish I knew what site I found it on.

 

[fangrl06]

Ever notice that it's only men that say, "Size doesn't matter"?

 

[terry78]

Ever notice that it's only men that say, "Size doesn't matter"?

Since when do we say that? We always say it matters. If you're a girl, would you want a 12 incher going up inside of you, then exiting out of your mouth like in Dead Ringers?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Size does matter and we all know it.
But I belive size only matters at first. Sure a guy can be 12 inches, but does that mean he can use it right? Most women get a better feeling near the outer side of the vagina anyways. It's really how you use it that matters.

 

[jaguarr]

Actually, there have been surveys done on this and it found that most men will add about an inch onto their own sizes when asked by others. When doctors measure themselves, the average size is brought down to about 5.25 inches.

What surveys? Got any links as opposed to just saying there have been surveys done? And aren't surveys prone to fallible information from it's participants, anyway? They're also subject to being tainted by the subjectiveness of the people writing and conducting them, too. Even more so than a true scientific study. The problem with these kinds of surveys and even scientific studies is that for every one that says one thing, there's another that says exactly the opposite.

At any rate, people need to chill and not spend so much time worrying about everyone else's penis size.

jag

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I NEED TO KNOW PENIS SIZES NOW!!!! LMAO