Why does the JLA style itself the Justice League Of AMERICA?

[Red Mask]

Who does it consist of, Stank-Guy, Hairface, Moon God Worshipper 2000 and The Atomic Islamic? Do they team up with the Rape-Sqaud Teens to keep women around the world in line?

Grow up and look up the title. You should know better than to make such crude assumptions.

 

[batnkevlar]

Even when they act like heroes something comes in to ruin it.

"Thank you Mr. Stark for saving our kids!"

"No problem ma'am."

"Well I got a problem with the way you're looking at my 13 year old girl!"

*Enter Chris Hansen*

"I'm Chris Hansen, and we have received your chat logs through Extremis..."

"What? Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was AMERICA!"- Randy

 

[C. Lee]

Grow up and look up the title. You should know better than to make such crude assumptions.

You're arguing with a banned man.

 

[Red Mask]

You're arguing with a banned man.

But he can still read my reply.

 

[Darthphere]

Wait, that didn't actually happen, did it? Please tell me it didn't.

WHAT KIND OF WORLD ARE WE LIVING IN WHEN THAT MIGHT HAVE ACTUALLY HAPPENED? GODDAMMIT, GIVE ME THE ALL-WINNERS SQUAD!

It will happen in a cross promotional comics that teams up Iron Man and Chris Hansen as they go after sexual predators. Hey, John Walsh showed up in Outsiders.

 

[Aristotle]

It will happen in a cross promotional comics that teams up Iron Man and Chris Hansen as they go after sexual predators. Hey, John Walsh showed up in Outsiders.

Sadly, even that scenario is foreseeable. When did Marvel ever turn down an opportunity at a sales gimmick?

 

[Darthphere]

Sadly, even that scenario is foreseeable. When did Marvel ever turn down an opportunity at a sales gimmick?

I think that one time Al Qaeda wanted to have Bin Laden guest start in Fantastic Four.

 

[UltimateJustin]

We don't need your racism here....banned.

Well thats really religious prejudice and stereotyping, not racism, I think. As a politically minded progressive I have offended a few neo-cons in my day both racially and based on their Indian killing religion. Pls dont ban me though.

 

[Darthphere]

Don't worry about that, no one even knows who you are. You're safe.

 

[UltimateJustin]

Don't worry about that, no one even knows who you are. You're safe.

How wude!

Oh, my lanta!

and so on.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

How wude!

You're either quoting Michelle from Full House or Jar-Jar Binks here. In either case, no. Just... no.

 

[UltimateJustin]

You're either quoting Michelle from Full House or Jar-Jar Binks here. In either case, no. Just... no.

Sorry. I'll quote Uncle Jesse exclusively from now on. "Hey, not the hair!" was cooler anyway.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Uncle Jesse was the one redeeming element in that show.

 

[fifthfiend]

I feel that it's somewhat retroactively redeemed by Bob Saget being an utterly filthy, depraved lecher of a human being.

Also, the grown-up Olsens' anorexia.

 

[The Question]

I feel that it's somewhat retroactively redeemed by Bob Saget being an utterly filthy, depraved lecher of a human being.

You should hear his stories about hanging out with his former castmates. Cements in my mind that Bob Saget, John Stemos, and Dave Coulier should get a new Sitcom about them.

 

[hippie_hunter]

And in 18 posts. I'm sure that's not the record, but it must be close.

Roy has the record of the most bannings and the least posts. He's had over 30 accounts and most of them were automatically banned within 1 post.

 

[BubbaGump]

And in 18 posts. I'm sure that's not the record, but it must be close.

You need to visit the TDK forum more often. Some noobs get banned with 2 posts in a few hours.

 

[Aristotle]

Sorry. I'll quote Uncle Jesse exclusively from now on. "Hey, not the hair!" was cooler anyway.

So, Ultimate Justin, are you basically a grimmer, grittier, "realistic" version of the classic Justin, and a thinly veiled excuse to reboot characters and undermine continuity while still maintaining the classic Justin, written as a commentary on Justin's real-world implications involving government-sanctioned Justin?

 

[The Question]

So, Ultimate Justin, are you basically a grimmer, grittier, "realistic" version of the classic Justin, and a thinly veiled excuse to reboot characters and undermine continuity while still maintaining the classic Justin, written as a commentary on Justin's real-world implications involving government-sanctioned Justin?

Yeah, that was subtle.

 

[UltimateJustin]

So, Ultimate Justin, are you basically a grimmer, grittier, "realistic" version of the classic Justin, and a thinly veiled excuse to reboot characters and undermine continuity while still maintaining the classic Justin, written as a commentary on Justin's real-world implications involving government-sanctioned Justin?

Well.. yeah. I'm also a mutant in this one.

 

[Harlekin]

Oh come on, damn really isn't that much of a profanity.

F**k is.

Eh, whatevz. Bestest best buddies 4life?

Probably from your post and Corp's and then the other idiotic posts after that distorted it and worsened it in my mind (plus made me think other people said other stuff). Sorry.

It's coo'.

 

[MangleBoP]

Only decades earlier and without any war over it, since DC's Golden Agers still acted like heroes.

Exactly, which is why Quesada is a *****e.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Meh, I blame Millar, Jenkins, and JMS for it more than Quesada. The story could've been good if they'd just shown each side in a reasonable light. But those three writers, who controlled the major vehicles for CW--the main mini, Frontline, and ASM--made Iron Man and most of the pro-reg characters come off like fascistic *****ebags.

 

[Kitsune]

Sadly, even that scenario is foreseeable. When did Marvel ever turn down an opportunity at a sales gimmick?

Yeah, Marvel is horrible with the gimmicks... like the time they had people call in a vote on weather the new Robin lives or dies.

 

[Kitsune]

Sorry. I'll quote Uncle Jesse exclusively from now on. "Hey, not the hair!" was cooler anyway.

I don't remember Uncle Jesse saying that. I remember Rosco saying "I'll get them Duke boys"