Well boys, clearly they didnt teach much truth in whatever school had the misfotune of raising up you punks, but if you had been paying attention inbetween smoking weed and listening to RANCID you would have learned that the United States of America watches over the world and has kept it from chaos nearly everyday. That means that if the U.S.A. were to go on vacation for just one day, say to a tropical island to relax or even just in-town at a spa, you idiots wouldnt be able to keep it together and you'd soon all be in caves making out with your sisters again, and as sweet as that sounds believe me its nothing compared to the sweet freedom you're allowed by our American ideals and our American guns which work together to teach you and liberate you and also dont forget that our flag has more stars than anyone elses. Theres fifty. Count 'em.