Wolverine Caption Thread

[kedrell]

^hahahahaha

 

[McSqueeb]

(Before Photo was taken)
Wolverine: Okay, it's important we get this right the first time. These pictures are expensive, so no goofing around. No bunny ears, no funny faces. I'm looking at you, Wade. Now, if everyone's ready, let's go ahead and get this thing over with-- Oh, and I forgot to mention: No blinking or looking off-camera. Got it? Good. Let's do this... okay, one... two... three...*snap*

(After looking at the photo)
Wolverine: ...... who's idea was this?

Group: ...

Wolverine: Alright then. Wade, you don't get a costume for this movie.

Wade: What?! Why? Nobody even told you it was me!

(Wolverine raises one eyebrow.)

Wolverine: Don't do anything like it again and I'll think about it.

Wade: Whatever.

(Wolverine walks away)

Wade: (to the rest of the group) Why didn't you guys back me up?

 

[MyopicMirror]

I'm sure someone can think of a good caption for these.

Brothers from another mother?

 

[chaseter]

"If Fox keeps ruining the X-Men franchise, I will have to do this for a living...oh wait nevermind. CHA CHA CHA!"

 

[sabetoonth]

CREED: Do you even know how to help me lose ten pounds of ugly fat?

LOGAN: I'm gonna cut your goddam head off, see if that works.

this is genius

 

[Rain]

Thanks

Logan: I love you, man!

Creed: Bro-hug!

Remy: Oh Brother! Time I break-up this gay-fest with my Pink sParkle Staff!

LOL

 

[Hotwire]

It is said that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!

Wade: My eyes!!!
Gambit: He's too awesome!!
Silverfox: And attractive.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

With the ever-expanding amount of material and growing popularity of this thread, I'd just like to remind err'body that hotlinking is strictly prohibited. So says the FAQ!

Now, with that said, please do continue with the funny.

 

[ultimatefan]

JACKMAN: Yeah, this was Tom Rothman´s idea for the movie, how did you guess?

 

[Rain]

"DENTAL PLAN"
"LISA NEEDS BRACES"
"DENTAL PLAN"
"LISA NEEDS BRACES"
"DENTAL PLAN"
"LISA NEEDS BRACES"
"DENTAL PLAN"
"LISA NEEDS-

Wolvie: Great, now I lost my train of thought.

"DENTAL PLAN"
"LISA NEEDS BRACES"
"DENTAL PLAN"
Wolvie: Thats better.

 

[AnorexicBatman]

Looking at that group picture... how the hell do they turn Ryan into a bald Baraka type character with tribal tattoos?

 

[Peter McCabe]

"So, I heard you was rootin' for Sean Penn at the Oscars!"

"Ooo. A Mickey Rourke fan."

"You're gonna die rootin' for that crap Milk!"

"Did you even see the movie?"

"No, I was too busy watching The Wrestler. A real movie."

"**** both of you! I wanted Richard Jenkins to win!"

 

[kedrell]

JACKMAN: "They call me Cuban Pete,
I'm the king of the rumba beat,
When I play the maracas I go,
chic, chicky-boo, chic, chicky-boo,
chic, chicky-boo!"

 

[sniktsnakt]

Wolverine: DEADPOOL?!????

 

[Deaths Head II]

Wolverine: DEADPOOL?!????

Win.

 

[sniktsnakt]

 

[kedrell]

Heh, I didn't know Deadpool had Cyclops's powers. Thanks again, Rothman!

 

[Rac]

Wolverine gets it in the ass...

 

[Rain]

Creed: Grow those back.

 

[Deaths Head II]

Creed: Grow those back.

 

[Nightmare]

Barakapoolclops: Now feel the worst pain in a comic book flick since Nuclear Man!!!

 

[kedrell]

Logan: "First person who calls me Edward Scissorhands gets his colon removed!"

 

[Jacky]

"Think of the presents you've brought
Any merry little thought
Think of Christmas, think of snow
Think of sleigh bells, here we go!
Like a reindeer in the sky

You can fly! You can fly!"
[/Peter Pan]

Wolverine & Sabretooth upon seeing the Blob naked.

 

[MarvelFanClub]

lol

 

[MarvelFanClub]

oh omg that would be sick he a fat never mind