Worst dialogue in a comic book movie

[Octoberist]

Magnet? hehe

 

[Octoberist]

"Look what the cat dragged in."

actually, I thought Liev said that line pretty well without being cheesy.

 

[John Locke]

Not really bad lines but badly delivered:
From Dark Knight.

"Things are worse than ever!"
and
"No more dead cops"

 

[El Payaso]

Well...

"I'm Batman.... nice coat."

 

[John Locke]

Not really bad lines but badly delivered:
From Dark Knight.

"Things are worse than ever!"
and
"No more dead cops"

Just remembered:

"I'm not wearing Hockey-Pads"

 

[protocida]

Dr. Octopus: Who are you?

Spider-Man: I'm Spider-man!

Dr. Octopus: BULLS**T! I'M SPIDER-MAN!

From James Cameron's Spider-Man 1° draft.

 

[Lighthouse]

Ghost Rider
"He may have my soul, but he doesn't have my spirit."
:facepalm

 

[CB Fan]

"What do you want?"

"Your husband, is he home?"

"I'm here why on earth would he be home?"

"Awww, too bad."

And

"The other night you killed someone she was a nice girl why?"

"I didn't-"

"Errr, cat got your tongue?"

I'm sure you all can guess what movie these are from.

Hint: "The day that I died was also the day I started to live, but that comes later."

 

[returntovoid]

Well...

"I'm Batman.... nice coat."

Just remembered:

"I'm not wearing Hockey-Pads"

I disagree, I don't think these dialogues were bad (but thats just my opinion).

 

[nathaniel]

I dont know them line word for word but..

"Why Bats master Wayne?"

"Bats scare me, i want them to share my dread"

 

[protocida]

^Come on, that's a great line!

 

[The Joker]

^Come on, that's a great line!

nathaniel aka the formerly banned Damien Dark, is a known troll of the Nolan Batman flicks.

 

[Mario_Galaxy]

Everybody...chill!

 

[kedrell]

actually, I thought Liev said that line pretty well without being cheesy.

He did it as well as could be hoped for, I'll give you that. But really, there's just no way to make that line sound good.

 

[Mario_Galaxy]

Can you drive stick?

Actually that whole scene in BB was full of corny lines

 

[nite-owl]

"What do you want?"

"Your husband, is he home?"

"I'm here why on earth would he be home?"

"Awww, too bad."

And

"The other night you killed someone she was a nice girl why?"

"I didn't-"

"Errr, cat got your tongue?"

I'm sure you all can guess what movie these are from.

Hint: "The day that I died was also the day I started to live, but that comes later."

I can't.

 

[Octoberist]

Catwoman?

 

[Octoberist]

Can you drive stick?

Actually that whole scene in BB was full of corny lines

I think people have to realize that cheesy can be good. If cheesy was so bad, then Evil Dead Trilogy and Big Trouble in Little China would be considered 'bad movies'.

 

[Mario_Galaxy]

I never said BB was a bad movie.

 

[OwlBoy]

"I'm not wearing hockey pants"

 

[Octoberist]

I can't let go of Jessica Alba's "No, Let's" in Fantastic Four.

It's just bad grammar, it's appalling.

 

[kedrell]

I think people have to realize that cheesy can be good. If cheesy was so bad, then Evil Dead Trilogy and Big Trouble in Little China would be considered 'bad movies'.

They're not?

Both seemed pretty bad to me. I do agree that cheesy can be...er, well not good exactly, but it can be overlooked if it is delivered well and if it fits the scene it's in equally well also.

 

[Octoberist]

are you serious?

The Evil Dead movies? Big Troulbe in Little China? Wow.

 

[Sentinel X]

"Can you be cold Batman?" - Well he is a human beings and they tend to maintain a certain body tempreture...so I would say yes, he can be cold. Also if he meant that to be a pun that is incredibley corny.

"What killed dah dinosaurs?....DA ICE AGE!" - Ummmm, come on? Really?

"You died....but you were reBOOORRRRRNNNN. By accepting who you are...you can be freeeeeeeee *pushed Catwoman off balcony.* " ...Bit**, did you just push me off a balcony!?!

"Have a nice trip...see you next fall." Ugh. Batman, when you try to sound tough with your Chrisitian Bale voice try staying away from corny lines like that....and its been said before, like a million times (no need to put it in TWICE nolan!)...."hockey pads" wasn't much better either

"If revenge is uh dish bess served cohhld, den put on yah sunday's finest.....Itz time tu FEAST!!!" ... -sigh-.


Oh and let me add, the horrible and painful to watch backyard convo between Peter and MJ in Spider-man 2 (Once was enough!)
[add unnecessary and awkward face touching, courtesy of Mary jane watson!]

Mary Jane Watson: I liked seeing you tonight, Peter.
Peter Parker: Oh boy, yeah...
Mary Jane Watson: Oh boy, yeah, what?
Peter Parker: Nothing.
Mary Jane Watson: You want to say something?
Peter Parker: I... was... wondering if you're still in the village...
Mary Jane Watson: You're such a mystery. Peter...
Peter Parker: What?
Mary Jane Watson: Happy Birthday!

:facepalm

 

[kedrell]

"Have a nice trip...see you next fall." Ugh. Batman, when you try to sound tough with your Chrisitian Bale voice try staying away from corny lines like that....and its been said before, like a million times (no need to put it in TWICE nolan!)...."hockey pads" wasn't much better either.

I don't recall that line in any Nolan Batfilm.