Worst Physical Pain You've Ever Felt

[Kane52630]

Watching Eddie Murphy do movies
*shurgs*

 

[Kane52630]

Watching Eddie Murphy do movies
*shurgs*

 

[Alex The Great]

Earlier this summer, My foot got caught in the lawn mower.....Worst pain you'll ever feel....Lost a chunck of my big toe.

 

[Jager X]

Had a critical bronchitis attack that lasted 7 hours. I coughed so much that I threw up fluids and tasted blood. Felt like someone was taking three chainsaws to each area of my spine without the mercy of being paralized so I couldn't feel the pain. And my lungs burned with the intensity krakatoa and felt like I was being crushed. I took two step and it felt like I would black out. Intensly painful indeed.

 

[knowsbleed]

Anytime anybody can describe a painful event and use the word "Krakatoa", you win in my book.

I love that word.

 

[Wiseman]

There is umm, this muscle that women have and when you make them umm, do something I can't describe here it constricts and releases like they are having a seisure and they can tighten it whenever they want.........well one girl I dated used to constrict just a tad too much it hurt every single time. I started to get worried that I wouldn't be able to perform if I stayed with her because of how much abuse I was feeling in that area.......so umm yeah, ladies be careful. Too much is too much.

 

[knowsbleed]

Wow... I didn't think that was possible.

 

[Oddzball]

Muscle spasm in my back. Was so severe the muscle tissue tore and was bleeding. Locked in that position. This was on a saturday. it wasn't till wednesday that a doctor game me a shot of muscle relaxent and i could finally move without agony.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Had a critical bronchitis attack that lasted 7 hours. I coughed so much that I threw up fluids and tasted blood. Felt like someone was taking three chainsaws to each area of my spine without the mercy of being paralized so I couldn't feel the pain. And my lungs burned with the intensity krakatoa and felt like I was being crushed. I took two step and it felt like I would black out. Intensly painful indeed.

Alex above you had a "kraka a toa" event too. Cracked his toe on the lawnmower.

 

[Alex The Great]

Alex above you had a "kraka a toa" event too. Cracked his toe on the lawnmower.

I see what you did there

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I see what you did there

I wondered if anyone would. No one knows how to play with words these days.

 

[The IronMan]

I was at work and fell about 12 feet not very high at all . my landing.... not so good .I landed on the back of my head and fractured my skull from its base to the top of my forehead

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

Broken collar bone. tripped, and landed with all my weight on my shoulder. It felt like people were stabbing me.

 

[Blindfighter]

when they put my halo on after I broke my neck. They had to screw 4 big screws into my head.

 

[Maximus One]

There is umm, this muscle that women have and when you make them umm, do something I can't describe here it constricts and releases like they are having a seisure and they can tighten it whenever they want.........well one girl I dated used to constrict just a tad too much it hurt every single time. I started to get worried that I wouldn't be able to perform if I stayed with her because of how much abuse I was feeling in that area.......so umm yeah, ladies be careful. Too much is too much.

 

[Majic Walrus]

There is umm, this muscle that women have and when you make them umm, do something I can't describe here it constricts and releases like they are having a seisure and they can tighten it whenever they want.........well one girl I dated used to constrict just a tad too much it hurt every single time. I started to get worried that I wouldn't be able to perform if I stayed with her because of how much abuse I was feeling in that area.......so umm yeah, ladies be careful. Too much is too much.

Are you bragging about how big your dick is again?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

No, I think he's whining about how little pain tolerance it has.

 

[Wiseman]

Are you bragging about how big your dick is again?

noooooooooo

No, I think he's whining about how little pain tolerance it has.

Please, when I was younger I could slam a car door on my erection and not feel a thing

 

[percoset]

The near pancreatitis from two years ago right before getting my gallbladder removed.

 

[Master Chief]

Pain is relative to me, but the worst injury I ever had was when I almost sliced off my pinky finger a few weeks ago. I sliced into the webbing between my ring and pinky fingers pretty f**king deep. I had a few beers in me, I was stoned out of my mind and when I saw how bad the wound was I almost fainted and turned pale as a ghost despite having a pretty good tan.

 

[bgates87]

When I was young (6 or 7) I had fallen asleep on the couch and rolled off and broke my collar bone, it never did heal right and still hurts if I run or throw for an extended period of time.

Then two years ago when the Patriots beat the Giants in the last game of the regular season to finish with a perfect record I punched a wall and broke my hand in 4 places. That actually almost got me fired from my job because I worked at a graphics company and I couldn't use a computer mouse well with the splint on my hand. Really stupid move on my part but if it happened again I'd probably do it the same way. Stupid Patriots.

Probably the most painful thing I've ever witnessed though was when me and a friend of mine were staffing at a summer camp a few years ago and my friend got bit in the groin area by an unknown species of spider (I suspect a Brown Recluse since they're common in Kansas) in his sleep and woke up with a disgusting sore and rash that basically made him completely immobile. He described it like wearing a thong made of sandpaper that was coated in salt and lemon juice. I don't know how he knew what that felt like, I didn't ask.

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

There is umm, this muscle that women have and when you make them umm, do something I can't describe here it constricts and releases like they are having a seisure and they can tighten it whenever they want.........well one girl I dated used to constrict just a tad too much it hurt every single time. I started to get worried that I wouldn't be able to perform if I stayed with her because of how much abuse I was feeling in that area.......so umm yeah, ladies be careful. Too much is too much.

Wow...just...wow.

 

[Maximus One]

I think just by the sheer power and pure and utter truth of that statement Wiseman should now transcend this plane and achieve nirvana

 

[Maximus One]

noooooooooo



Please, when I was younger I could slam a car door on my erection and not feel a thing

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. Dayum boy! You on fire tonite!!!

 

[Maximus One]

My member is way to little though to take that feeling as pain. I love it I vividly remember the first time I realized they could do that. I made the girl start coughing on command.