Darthphere
Kneel before 'Drox!
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My lower lip has taken a beating in my life between running into the forehead of my next door neighbor while in the first grade during recess (and getting knocked unconscious) and getting a soccer ball kicked there by a kid in the eighth grade which was swollen for 10 weeks (because my lower lip got torn up by my braces) I've gotten a fat lip there from pucks to basketballs to softballs to footballs to tennis balls to elbow checks and slaps in the face. You name it, I've kissed it and spat blood each time. I was teased for its size in junior and senior high school (fishlips, n---- lips) and to this day have facial hair to keep it from sticking out like a sore thumb on my face.
On another note, I have plenty of moles on my body thanks to genetics in which you could play a wicked game of connect-the-dots. I write this to advise you that if you have moles on your body that change in shape or color, go get it checked out by a dermatologist asap. (Now I'm done with my PSA)
That's a lot of balls to the face.